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Zeinin
May 7, 2003


Anyone have the link to the colon blow saga? I think that has news OP can use.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Zeinin posted:

Anyone have the link to the colon blow saga? I think that has news OP can use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

central dogma posted:

Another GBS poop thread :banjo:

The S stands for poo poo

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

for a while i was pooping when i woke up but now i set an alarm for 3:30 in the morning, wake up, poop, and go back to sleep. that's how the pros do it

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I love doing that

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
I thought this was gonna be a thread about a bicycle made out of poop.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I guess don’t let poop run you’re life. Hold it in as long as you can and deal with it under forgettable circumstances (clown potty, horse stall, backwoods swamp). :shrug:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Opiates cause constipation. Try developing an addiction to oxy

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
http://poop.bike/

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I drive my poopcycle to work and let them figure it out

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

currently experiencing a disturbance in my poopcycle. i'm at least 30 minutes off baseline

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Pull up, pull up!

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Hell Yeah posted:

currently experiencing a disturbance in my poopcycle. i'm at least 30 minutes off baseline

Soooo don't leave us dingling here, how'd it work out

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Hell Yeah posted:

currently experiencing a disturbance in my poopcycle. i'm at least 30 minutes off baseline

Try shifting into lower gear!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Statutory Ape posted:

Soooo don't leave us dingling here, how'd it work out

i can't give details but extremely bad

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Btw, genuine update: 2 days in a row I'm making GBS threads at 430 am instead of 730-8am which is loving perfect.

I didn't follow any advice itt or even actually try it just kind of happened

I hope I didn't use the last remaining goodness left in the world to poo poo 3 hours earlier and that's why ww3 started

Otoh it is worth it

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Statutory Ape posted:

Btw, genuine update: 2 days in a row I'm making GBS threads at 430 am instead of 730-8am which is loving perfect.

I didn't follow any advice itt or even actually try it just kind of happened

I hope I didn't use the last remaining goodness left in the world to poo poo 3 hours earlier and that's why ww3 started

Otoh it is worth it

OP, please stop making GBS threads. Make the world a better place at the expense of your gastro-intestinal system.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I hope you're pooping on the clock now, OP.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

BigBadSteve posted:

I hope you're pooping on the clock now, OP.

Was trying to poop off the clock

I'm a remote salaried employee that only goes to the office bc it's next to the gym I already work out at anyway :shrug:

Tryna poop while I'm still at home

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i am chaos

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is your poop any better? maybe try to eat more brown rice

good carb and also good fiber

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Stop pooping forever.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Obsidianheart posted:

Stop pooping forever.

I shall poop from beyond the graaaaave!

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
What a boring rear end culinary lifestyle you must lead, OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'll suck poop yeah it's crazy but I'll suck em

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Daikloktos posted:

What a boring rear end culinary lifestyle you must lead, OP

yeah the vast amount of time I've spent on the verge of literal death has lead me to simplify aspects of my life

I'm adding more interesting things as I still recover from relearning basic tasks as "walk" et al

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

We're all on the same cycle at work
















At the clown college

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

ASenileAnimal posted:

wait until whatever time it is you want to go and then slam 2 massive strong cups of coffee

This OP. Just drink some strong black coffee until you have to poo poo. it will happen.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Statutory Ape posted:

Btw, genuine update: 2 days in a row I'm making GBS threads at 430 am instead of 730-8am which is loving perfect.

I didn't follow any advice itt or even actually try it just kind of happened

I hope I didn't use the last remaining goodness left in the world to poo poo 3 hours earlier and that's why ww3 started

Otoh it is worth it

Pooping is like a menstrual cycle possibly, maybe it synced up with someone close to you.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

well just figured id check in and say that I'm pooping at a great time of day and now I don't even have an office or an annoying area vice president to deal with

unfortunately,

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Don't eat for 7 days and then eat about 4 hrs before you want to poo poo.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Eat hella cheese op

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
have coffee and cigarettes and it will surprisingly be like your body is desperately trying to get rid of some kind of poison

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you guys dont eat enough fiber

somethingrofl
May 1, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
prostate gland? clitoris? I used to have prostatitis, its painful. and scabies. and possibly Covid-19...

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
When my sleep schedule is all dickered up I reset it by staying up all night. So have you tried cocaine or if you're poor some meth?

somethingrofl
May 1, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
weed always helps. I like to farm and garden :). I've put cocaine on my tongue once, felt like a pig cum, got smoked out with meth once. literally drove me insane. smell liked they were burning plastic Barbie dolls. would not recommend. it was invented by Hitler, but if u luv gak I'd go fast for ya


sorry ladies and gents I forgot about my concussions and nitrous habit, knockout game is fun. I have no f***in' life

somethingrofl fucked around with this message at 07:55 on May 14, 2020

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

somethingrofl posted:

weed always helps. I like to farm and garden :). I've put cocaine on my tongue once, felt like a pig cum, got smoked out with meth once. literally drove me insane. smell liked they were burning plastic Barbie dolls. would not recommend. it was invented by Hitler, but if u luv gak I'd go fast for ya


sorry ladies and gents I forgot about my concussions and nitrous habit, knockout game is fun. I have no f***in' life

This is a thread about pooping

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