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Inspector Gesicht posted:The one that had an underage Elle Fanning in a see-through night-dress, John Turturro as a Nazi mouse-man, and Nathan Lane as Albert Einstein. quote:The Nutcracker in 3D (released on DVD as The Nutcracker: The Untold Story) is a 2010 British-Hungarian 3D Christmas musical fantasy thriller film adapted from the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker.  "3D Christmas musical fantasy thriller"
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Who Greenknighted 2022: Wait that came out last year?
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jisforjosh posted:
Also notable for literally no reviewers liking it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_a_0%25_rating_on_Rotten_Tomatoes It's interesting to see what kind of films tend to end up in this category. Ultra-generic action movies (the kind where Bruce Willis has 15 minutes of screen time) are the most obvious category that jumps out at me. Edit: Interesting how many 80s/early 90s examples seem to be sequels (Staying Alive, Jaws: The Revenge, Police Academy 4, Highlander 2), but after 1993 the only sequel appears to be Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2. Silver2195 fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Dec 31, 2021 |
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Dec 31, 2021 15:20
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It's just such a bummer to me that none of the fantasy films that came out in LotR's wake were any good.
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Dec 31, 2021 15:25
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Including the Hobbit trilogy.
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Silver2195 posted:Also notable for literally no reviewers liking it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_a_0%25_rating_on_Rotten_Tomatoes Some of the reviews of these movies are pretty interesting. Note that just because everybody hated it doesn't mean that everybody hated every aspect of it. Several reviewers of Dark Crimes, for instance, actually thought Jim Carrey's acting in it was pretty good, and suggested he should take more "serious" roles like that.
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Highlander 2 is a special kind of dumb that I couldn’t imagine actually getting mad at it.
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Silver2195 posted:Some of the reviews of these movies are pretty interesting. Note that just because everybody hated it doesn't mean that everybody hated every aspect of it. Several reviewers of Dark Crimes, for instance, actually thought Jim Carrey's acting in it was pretty good, and suggested he should take more "serious" roles like that. The thing that trips people up with comedic actors is that comedy is really hard. A good comic actor likely has the skills for pretty much anything else they want to do.
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Casimir Radon posted:Highlander 2 is a special kind of dumb that I couldn’t imagine actually getting mad at it. I always chuckle a little whenever someone IRL brings up Zeist. Like, how the gently caress do you even come up with something like that!? (I know the answer is "probably drugs" but still).
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The old theater joke is, dying's easy, it's comedy that's hard.
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:I always chuckle a little whenever someone IRL brings up Zeist. Like, how the gently caress do you even come up with something like that!? (I know the answer is "probably drugs" but still). I didn’t watch Highlander II until a few years ago on Prime streaming. They have the Special Edition cut I think. Which gets rid of any mentions of Zeist, and makes the immortals comes from Earth’s prehistory. Pretty sure I actually had to read the wiki article to suss that out because the movie didn’t make it very clear as to what was going on.
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Silver2195 posted:Some of the reviews of these movies are pretty interesting. Note that just because everybody hated it doesn't mean that everybody hated every aspect of it. Several reviewers of Dark Crimes, for instance, actually thought Jim Carrey's acting in it was pretty good, and suggested he should take more "serious" roles like that. Not to mention some of them were actual financial successes. I was 6 years old in 1990, but even I was aware enough to know that Problem Child had gotten terrible reviews. Yet it was a big of enough financial success to warrant two sequels. Police Academy 4 was highly profitable as well.
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I think Police Academy 4 was the highest grossing one and then it was all downhill from there. What I'm saying is that Steve Guttenberg is a national treasure.
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I mean I’ve heard the argument that for sequels there is a lag in box office where the bad ones don’t actually start to see results until the next one. But that’s an incredibly hard theory to test
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jisforjosh posted:"3D Christmas musical fantasy thriller" You can't work on a movie described like that and not know you've set out to make something terrible. Like everyone involved must of known they were creating something that would make the world worse by it's existence, but they did it anyway. I hope they were all haunted by many Christmas ghosts telling them they sucked, and what not.
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean I’ve heard the argument that for sequels there is a lag in box office where the bad ones don’t actually start to see results until the next one. Look at the box office numbers of any long horror franchise and you'll see it.
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Well it's a new year, time to create a new thread, call it Who Greenlighted 2022?: Maxwell is Found Guilty and The Hollywood Elliets are going to be making GBS threads Bricks.
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But it’s still 2021 tho?
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Driftingmouse posted:Well it's a new year, time to create a new thread, call it Who Greenlighted 2022?: Maxwell is Found Guilty and The Hollywood Elliets are going to be making GBS threads Bricks. Why would they be making GBS threads bricks now? She obviously didn’t tell anyone anything.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Why would they be making GBS threads bricks now? She obviously didn’t tell anyone anything. Just trust me, trust me 
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audiences dont want original years. They want 2020 II greenlight the thread
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OP of new thread is done, will go over it again after i wake up before posting in case I made some ridiculous error. Format is different from the usual just because of how weird things are.
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dr_rat posted:You can't work on a movie described like that and not know you've set out to make something terrible. I liked Nightmare Before Christmas 
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What I'm saying is that Steve Guttenberg is a national treasure. That's one way to out yourself as a Stonecutter.
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Tars Tarkas posted:OP of new thread is done, will go over it again after i wake up before posting in case I made some ridiculous error. Format is different from the usual just because of how weird things are. R.I.P. to the last 2 years, lets hope 2022 is a slightly somewhat marginal improvement.
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New two years, new thread! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3989469
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