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Camrath posted:As an official Mad Fudge Alchemist (my specific job title), I’m afraid I cannot divulge such secrets to the uninitiated. Give it up you limey demon
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I did not clothe the naked and feed the hungry. I made dinner for my family on the sabbath and felt proud about it. Last night I contemplated committing adultery with a fictional personage.
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Jan 13, 2020 04:13
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Shoplifting loving rules and I do it all the time, no remorse.
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Jan 13, 2020 04:15
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Everything.
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cult_hero posted:I did not clothe the naked and feed the hungry. I made dinner for my family on the sabbath and felt proud about it. Last night I contemplated committing adultery with a fictional personage. Jessica Rabbit is mine and mine alone bucko
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Jan 13, 2020 06:46
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smoked a bowl and ordered some overpackaged bullshit i didn’t need off Amazon dot com
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Jan 14, 2020 04:42
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Used a drone to murder a foreign national on a diplomatic mission and fabricated a post-facto justification
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Some piece of poo poo bent my back wiper in half and if I'd caught him in the act I'd probably have caught an assault charge for repeatedly bashing a homeless man's head off the glass. Got home and for the third time in sixth months every loving spot in my building's parking lot was taken because my neighbors are all assholes with too many cars and too many friends and I swear to loving Christ if I'd had a baseball bat with me there wouldn't have been an unbroken windshield in the lot. I work weird-rear end 12-hour overnight shifts and when I get home the ONLY thing I want to do is crash out hard and nothing, NOTHING rips me out of the frame harder than when every goddamn spot is taken. I have complained to the management company and they have done jack poo poo about it, so i guess it's on me. Next time I get home and this happens, I'm calling the towing company (on the sign at BOTH entrances to our lot that CLEARLY STATES if you don't belong here, YOUR rear end WILL BE TOWED), and I'm gonna have them tow the first car I pick at random. It'll be like car-towing roulette, and it will be goddamn glorious. I won't even park there afterward. Just let whoever's car gets towed think it's been stolen.
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Got home and for the third time in sixth months every loving spot in my building's parking lot was taken because my neighbors are all assholes with too many cars and too many friends and I swear to loving Christ if I'd had a baseball bat with me there wouldn't have been an unbroken windshield in the lot. I work weird-rear end 12-hour overnight shifts and when I get home the ONLY thing I want to do is crash out hard and nothing, NOTHING rips me out of the frame harder than when every goddamn spot is taken. Those were all my cars
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Those were all my cars Whoever desecrated your avatar has a solid entry for the thread. Amazing.
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Outrail posted:Whoever desecrated your avatar has a solid entry for the thread. Amazing. They did nothing wrong and should not post in this thread
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BeefThief posted:Used a drone to murder a foreign national on a diplomatic mission and fabricated a post-facto justification okay mr. president
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Jan 14, 2020 06:08
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I went to work, for the IRS
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aegof posted:I went to work, for the IRS How is this evil?
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Jan 14, 2020 15:25
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Flogged my slobby knob on the job and lobbed my glob....and didn't clean up.
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Rolled up two hours late for work as my boss is out and we aren't that busy anyway. Scooped up some AA batteries to take home, I never buy my own batteries. Oh wait a minute, this $40 of stolen labor and $20 of office supplies doesn't make a dent in the fact that they under pay me by about $6 an hour, which comes to about $12000 a year. Nevermind op, I haven't done anything evil yet today sorry.
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:Rolled up two hours late for work as my boss is out and we aren't that busy anyway. Scooped up some AA batteries to take home, I never buy my own batteries. Don't worry, your company is picking up the slack
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Jan 14, 2020 16:53
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Lold at a trump tweet. Twitter is one of the prime evils.
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aegof posted:I went to work, for the IRS Long story short, way too much human suffering so I can afford the nice toilet paper.
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Do the right thing and bring it down from the inside.
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Laslow posted:My wife works for Big Pharma, so I’ve got you beat. Every cent that I spend comes from overcharging insurance or making middle class people go bankrupt, or getting people hooked on the opioids they make, ruining their lives or prematurely ending them due to overdose. Well presumably you're doing more to gently caress Big Pharma than the rest of us, so there is that.
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This. Also, I heard a rumor that pharma reps are hawt.
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Showed up to work 3 minutes late but I'm salaried.
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Jan 16, 2020 19:39
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there’s no way in hell im going to my nieces school play!!
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DandyLion posted:Well presumably you're doing more to gently caress Big Pharma than the rest of us, so there is that.
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Jan 16, 2020 20:51
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I put bourbon in this ugly banana bread  
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poverty goat posted:I put bourbon in this ugly banana bread Somewhat relevant, you can soak about a bottle and a half of spiced rum and brandy into a Christmas cake if you bake it right. Good stuff.
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I teach middle school science. If you ask my students, virtually everything I do is evil. Today, I made them revise notes for an upcoming test. I did that because I'm not feeling well, and I don't want to walk around or talk too much.
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Jan 16, 2020 21:42
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i picked an argument for fun. i do this so often i didn't even think of it at first.
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Jan 16, 2020 21:45
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Genesplicer posted:test. You animal.
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:You animal. Honestly, I don't like giving tests. This is only the second one I've given this year. I have better ways of finding out what they have learned.
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