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I'm but a childless 30 something male. I'm starting to feel my bioclock ticking and that maybe it's time to find myself a nice android or alien or sailor scout to settle down with. However my therapist, mother and IRC friends all agree I need to start small, perhaps find a girlfriendo first, maybe date a few animes, just to learn more about myself and my needs. Anyone have any advice for picking an ideal girlfriendo and making her my eternal waifu? I'd really appreciate a bit of sage wisdom here Thanks in advance, Your friend, Harold Papps |
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Jan 12, 2020 13:59
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Have you tried giving a girl stickers |
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Jan 12, 2020 15:16
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wander around a city in the morning early enough that an izakaiya girl drenches your pants in water while trying to wash the entryway to her business, then she drags you inside and demands you take off your pants so she can dry em.
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Jan 12, 2020 15:30
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I recommend starting with a combat unit robot girl as they are not nearly as volatile as the real thing op baby steps op. take it slow |
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Jan 12, 2020 16:32
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i think you should stop trying and just do things you like to do. maybe you will meet someone that likes doing them too, and you can do those things together. all attempts to select and train a replacement mother like a pokemon are rightfully doomed to fail, if you do succeed in tricking one they will wise up eventually and oh BOY you'll be in trouble then for more specific advice do the things you like to do that happen around other people, this is a prerequisite for meeting them. you will meet cool people on the computer all the time but packing up to be with them irl is a high-pressure move for everyone involved. please do NOT under any circumstances attempt to date an anime, they cannot comprehend our 3d ways and vice-versa
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Jan 12, 2020 18:27
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print out binders of your best posts and give one to your date
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Jan 12, 2020 19:45
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lol |
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Jan 12, 2020 19:50
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prepuce repurposed posted:I recommend starting with a combat unit robot girl as they are not nearly as volatile as the real thing op seems dangerous for cuddling |
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Jan 12, 2020 19:55
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GOILFREND |
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Jan 12, 2020 20:52
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find a wise master and spend many years training to defeat a girl, then use your power to achieve ultimate victory over your nemesis |
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Jan 13, 2020 00:26
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Well I went for a walk and tripped on a big rock but right before I hit the ground I was caught by strong arms. A local mennonite anime saw me fall and her farm training allowed her to catch me like a foal being dropped from the mare. So far we've had about ten big cute misunderstandings, two accidental ankle exposures, and one super erotic moment where her bonnet flew off and I saw her hair and horns. THEY WERE BLACK AS EBONY UPON NIGHT! Anyways her dad, emperor hyperboreas of the empire of endless pain, wants to meet me so that should be cool. She mentioned something bout walking across a lake of frozen fire in order to defeat myself but she's always using these weird mennonite turns of phrase. Think she might be the one!!@ |
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Jan 13, 2020 19:24
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this portends well |
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Jan 13, 2020 19:32
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grinding my relationship stat up by wandering the magical shopping arcade abenobashi giving random girls ice cream and asking them about their day
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Jan 13, 2020 20:35
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I just checked her stat screen and it looks like most of the points went into something called "einherjar mode" lol she is so cute she hates having to ask me to open the pickles |
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Jan 13, 2020 21:02
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