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stranger, we were fully prepared to gift you life sized golden statues and vast tracts of land based upon your representation of divinity. but then you said the forbidden word, and honestly that's . . . well that's a deal breaker. *hefts ceremonial flensing knife* |
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lambada
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Did... did this guy just drink from the sacred spring? loving outsiders, well... starts applying warpaint and putting on bone armor |
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what? hah, no, the food on that altar was in no way a sacrifice intended for our dark god. i really wouldn't worry about it. actually would you like another drink? fernando, bring the man an "extra special" drink *wink*
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no no, of course you had no way of knowing that pinecone was only for the elders rear end. if you'll just partake of a simple extraction ritual all will be forgiven
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The MUMPSorceress posted:no no, of course you had no way of knowing that pinecone was only for the elders rear end. if you'll just partake of a simple extraction ritual all will be forgiven
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Jan 14, 2020 07:26
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all I'm saying is, "abduct" may be a word you're better off avoiding when it comes to this upcoming negotiation with the moon wasps about their queen
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ah, you're sitting on that bench? eesh, well uh *rubs neck* boy this is awkward, we're gonna need your hands
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Jan 14, 2020 08:12
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if you didn't want to stare at the sun then why on earth did you go into the Plaza of the Sun? you'll have to shave your head and undergo The Glistening to cleanse yourself
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The MUMPSorceress posted:no no, of course you had no way of knowing that pinecone was only for the elders rear end. if you'll just partake of a simple extraction ritual all will be forgiven
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Jan 14, 2020 08:18
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You have defiled our sacred public toilet! |
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Jan 14, 2020 12:38
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*playing the popular board game Taboo at a kitchen table with friends* okay it's like when you're in the kitchen and - ah crap that was one of the words *friends start to back away as a mysterious rumbling begins beneath* |
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the time machine for nintendo |
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