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bank agent: hello and what brings you here me: hello yes i'd like to apply for a 350,000 dollar loan for the purpose of remodelling my butthole because it is full of poop |
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well i'd really like to take out this wall and just open it all up you know so like its more of a gathering space contractor: hmm well first were going to have to talk with an engineer because thats a load-bearing wall and next we'll have to get rid of all this poop |
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Jan 21, 2020 20:57
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It's looking good love what you've done with the place *tracks mud into your butthole* |
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Jan 21, 2020 21:10
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It's looking good love what you've done with the place *tracks mud into your butthole* excuse me but this is a shoes-off butthole |
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Jan 21, 2020 21:21
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doc im gonna need some help, the inspector came and said my butthole is full of dry-rot and termites, and poop |
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Jan 21, 2020 21:22
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getting excited by the sight of a caulking gun |
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Jan 21, 2020 21:49
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I donated my butt to science and they cleaned it all up and put it on the rack and then I bought it back for like 3 bucks. |
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Jan 22, 2020 03:53
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google THIS posted:I donated my butt to science and they cleaned it all up and put it on the rack and then I bought it back for like 3 bucks. one weird trick buttologists DON'T want you to know
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Jan 22, 2020 04:00
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designer, getting out the hot wax: We can really enhance this space by embracing minimalism *rip*. Without all this *flutters hands near my butthole* clutter I think you'll feel the openness and *rip* the poop will be more of a feature that you can embrace. |
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Jan 22, 2020 04:28
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i lean over and whipser: you know, open poop plans aren't that great. they just do that to get the guys to watch
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Jan 22, 2020 04:37
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this is actually, what honey, our 5th butthole this year? yeah, we flip them pretty easy. move in, toss all of the poop, scrape it down to the subfloor and put in tile and granite countertops and it's back on the market for double the price. then on to the next poopy butthole |
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Jan 22, 2020 04:46
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It's looking good love what you've done with the place *tracks mud into your butthole* oh no. hate to see mud-butt so soon after a remodeling.
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Jan 22, 2020 05:18
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don't forget to buy butthole insurance everyone always forgets butthole insurance |
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Jan 22, 2020 05:42
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No thanks. If I do that how can I maintain a straight face white telling fools to "suck the poop straight out of my butthole."? |
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Jan 22, 2020 10:46
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Contractor: Bad news, Hilary. We were tearing up floorboards in the entryway and we found this. (points) This diverticulosis runs throughout the whole structure. We can't start on the poop cleanup until it's repaired. Hilary: Oh dear, that wasn't in the budget. David: Looks like it's time to LIST IT. |
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Jan 22, 2020 14:09
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| DIY remodeling my butthole, based on youtube videos i have watched | |
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Jan 22, 2020 15:01
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cda posted:DIY remodeling my butthole, based on youtube videos i have watched  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFo1i4hV5OE&t=119s ---------------- |
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Jan 22, 2020 15:09
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| bringing blue prints of the goat man's butthole to Home Depot to ask for advice | |
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Jan 22, 2020 15:49
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toothy-grinned host: we've got an idea we think you're gonna love pensive butthole owner: okay... toothy-grinned host: we're going to salvage the poop and re-purpose it into shitlap! plaid-clad co-host: shitlap! pensive butthole owner: *weak smile*
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Jan 22, 2020 16:21
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my b-hole has been on the property brothers show and they've both been inside it before
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Bob Villa's This Old Butthole Butt owner: So then I farted like I always do but this brown smelly kind of mush came out. I'm not really sure what it might be. Bob: Uhoh. Sounds like your butthole probably has poop in it! BO: A-are you sure? I mean this butt was had a full remodel before it was put on the market. I don't know. I mean, I've seen the paperwork! Bob: Unfortunately many unscrupulous contractors will sweep the poop under the rug so to speak. Well no time to waste! Time to take a look at This Old Butthole! (Later) Bob: *Pulling back a crease* There it is! Here you can see that there's still a lot of poop left behind by the previous contractors. But don't worry! My crew will be able to fix it up and make this butt shipshape! |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Bob Villa's This Old Butthole
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flip my butthole
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Jan 23, 2020 15:56
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Butthole improvement starring Tim 'more power' Taylor |
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"We're just waiting on Sharon, Sharon's got the trowels We're all sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of your bowels Mikey's gonna powerwash and Bobby's got concrete Once it's spread we'll smooth and texture and your anus will look great!" "Ah, you must be the Butthole Resurfacers." |
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Jan 23, 2020 18:08
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Jan 23, 2020 18:17
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google THIS posted:"We're just waiting on Sharon, Sharon's got the trowels 
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Jan 23, 2020 22:18
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google THIS posted:Contractor: Bad news, Hilary. We were tearing up floorboards in the entryway and we found this. (points) This diverticulosis runs throughout the whole structure. We can't start on the poop cleanup until it's repaired. love it or list it but definitely fist it |
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Jan 23, 2020 22:55
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google THIS posted:"We're just waiting on Sharon, Sharon's got the trowels |
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Jan 24, 2020 00:17
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google THIS posted:"We're just waiting on Sharon, Sharon's got the trowels i don't mind the buns sometimes, the buttholes that they show but this one is full of poop and that poo poo's got to go quality remodeling, i think i know some guys you'll love the way this butthole looks but we'll need alibis
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welcome to the new yankee butthole. today we're going to take this antique 1834 butthole and remake it, right down to the poop inside |
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my butthole is haunted by the ghosts of poops past and i require a priest to exorcise with some pampers baby wipes
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