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cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

EPISODE IX THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE.

GENERAL LEIA ORGANA dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical FIRST ORDER.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power….

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

I still can't believe his first name is Sheev

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Holy poo poo they should totally make that.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Namtab posted:

I still can't believe his first name is Sheev

his name is the senate but you can call him all the sith if youre feeling formal

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

cuntman.net posted:

EPISODE IX THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE.

GENERAL LEIA ORGANA dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical FIRST ORDER.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power….

I'm yelling 'Dude he's on Exegol!' At the sceen and everyone in the theatre is getting mad at me.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

The big twist is knowing that sheev is canonically a sexhaver

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Fsmhunk posted:

I'm yelling 'Dude he's on Exegol!' At the sceen and everyone in the theatre is getting mad at me.

lol

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

THE DEAD SPEAK

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Namtab posted:

The big twist is knowing that sheev is canonically a sexhaver

Sheev Palpatine fucks

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Ms Adequate posted:

Sheev Palpatine fucks

Hell yeah!

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Better read up on Star Destroyer schematics instead of going on cool adventures

Oops they have Death Star dicks now, good thing you wasted all that time nerd

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
The event referred to in this opening crawl was depicted during an in-game event on Fortnite

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

Gnome de plume posted:

Better read up on Star Destroyer schematics instead of going on cool adventures

Oops they have Death Star dicks now, good thing you wasted all that time nerd

Shoot them in the dick for massive damage.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u0ejXC7kFs

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Daikloktos posted:

The event referred to in this opening crawl was depicted during an in-game event on Fortnite

pretty cool that disney made a whole tie-in movie for Fortnite haha really shows how influential the game of the decade is

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Fsmhunk posted:

I'm yelling 'Dude he's on Exegol!' At the sceen and everyone in the theatre is getting mad at me.

lol

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
They say the dead speak but palpatine wasn’t loving dead

drat lying chyron

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Ms Adequate posted:

Sheev Palpatine fucks

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Episode 8.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sFbLppuhhs

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012


canon

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Namtab posted:

I still can't believe his first name is Sheev

Did this actually come up in the movies or was it in some book or comic that I never read?

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Do the dead also fart?

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


THE DEAD SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Pollyanna posted:

THE DEAD SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just saying, dude is a Sith master, it's entirely possible that he's perfected the art of speaking... out of his butt

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Pollyanna posted:

THE DEAD SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

(in fortnite)

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
Sheev Fortnite and his brother, Thanus

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

That seemed like a pretty big drat thing to have happen, but then it's NEVER brought up again in the film, almost as if they came up with that at the last minute

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


It's actually short for Sheven.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Sheev + Shmee = Annie

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Annie "Sheven" Palpatendo Speaks

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

Palpatine 11-dimensional chessed his granddaughter into becoming the head of the order he wanted to destroy.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
THE DEAD SPEAK! And they say "Shop at K-Mart!"

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Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

nine-gear crow posted:

THE DEAD SPEAK! And they say "Shop at K-Mart!"

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