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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Luke Skywalker murdered about 1.5 million people on the first Death Star. Then the rebels go and kill 2 million more on the second Death Star, including civilian contractors.

Extremely hosed up imo.

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El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

It was a military installation OP, valid target

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the empire deserved 0 ABY

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

That’s right, op.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Lucas said in 2005 that Star Wars "was really about the Vietnam War, and that was the period where Richard Nixon was trying to run for a [second] term, which got me to thinking historically about how do democracies get turned into dictatorships. Because the democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away."[61] This claim was likewise backed up by the 1973 draft for the first movie, then-called The Star Wars, where Lucas specifically mentioned that the theme involved an independent planet named Aquillae that was compared to North Vietnam, and that the Empire was "America 10 years from now",[62][63] and by Walter Murch, who claimed Lucas, after his failure with Apocalypse Now, decided to do Star Wars as a way to channel the anti-war and pro-Vietcong ideology in a disguised form.[64] Ian McDiarmid, when recalling something Lucas told him during filming of Return of the Jedi, also implied that the Oval Office, and in particular, Nixon's presidency, played a role in the design of the Emperor's throne room.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Sonic the Hedgehog is just like Luke Skywalker, you mean?

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Really want to see the early version of Rogue One that was rumored to portray the rebellion more as a terrorist org, but that's never going to see the light of day.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Insh'allah

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Pawn 17 posted:

Luke Skywalker murdered about 1.5 million people on the first Death Star. Then the rebels go and kill 2 million more on the second Death Star, including civilian contractors.

Extremely hosed up imo.

Empire murdered billions with the first Death Star, the Rebels were right to destroy it at any cost.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Fallen Hamprince posted:

the empire deserved 0 ABY

Are there uniquely named months in the starwars universe?

Edit: and what month is Life Day?

Nice Guy Patron fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jan 22, 2020

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

The ambush near the beginning of rogue one makes it pretty clear that the empire is the US and the rebels are insurgents op

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
terrorism is good actually

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Admiral Bosch posted:

terrorism is good actually

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Empire murdered billions with the first Death Star, the Rebels were right to destroy it at any cost.

:wrong:

The Galactic Republic was cool and good and brought peace and prosperity to the galaxy. Then some batshit crazy cult members, aka jedi, got hungry for power and money and brought war to the galaxy killing billions of innocent people.

The men and women of the death star were just trying to restore order and peace to the empire after the jedi hosed everything up.

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jan 22, 2020

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

Pawn 17 posted:

:wrong:

The Galactic Republic was cool and good and brought peace and prosperity to the galaxy. Then some batshit crazy cult members, aka jedi, got hungry for power and money and brought war the the galaxy killing billions of innocent people.

The men and women of the death star were just trying to restore order and peace to the empire after the jedi hosed everything up.

What about the whole thing with testing it on Alderaan.
Seems pretty evil to me.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The main difference between Nixon and Palpatine is that Palpatine loving loves his job.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Halloween Jack posted:

The main difference between Nixon and Palpatine is that Palpatine loving loves his job.

i dont know about that heres a picture of him at his actual job

he looks kinda zoned out

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
When you're the Emperor you can do fat bong rips while you think about redecorating your huge office. Who's gonna yell at you?

Kazimir Vysehrad
Mar 13, 2013

Admiral Bosch posted:

terrorism is good actually

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
It's okay they dropped leaflets on the Death Star beforehand giving the stormtroopers a chance to get off.



(it was porn so they could get off from all the space sex)

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

the fact that some people actually think that this is true and that the empire are the good guys will never not be funny/disturbing to me

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pawn 17 posted:

:wrong:

The Galactic Republic was cool and good and brought peace and prosperity to the galaxy. Then some batshit crazy cult members, aka jedi, got hungry for power and money and brought war the the galaxy killing billions of innocent people.

The men and women of the death star were just trying to restore order and peace to the empire after the jedi hosed everything up.

This.

Claudia Gray’s Lost Stars, the fabled good EU book, actually had a pretty interesting take on the Imperial view of Alderaan, where everyone’s terrified of another star war after the Clone Wars killed billions of people within living memory, so while they don’t like blowing up Alderaan they all think its worth it if it intimidates the Rebels into giving up.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

This.

Claudia Gray’s Lost Stars, the fabled good EU book, actually had a pretty interesting take on the Imperial view of Alderaan, where everyone’s terrified of another star war after the Clone Wars killed billions of people within living memory, so while they don’t like blowing up Alderaan they all think its worth it if it intimidates the Rebels into giving up.

So wait what was their reaction when they found out it only hardened Rebel resolve and probably radicalized a shitload more planets?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

So wait what was their reaction when they found out it only hardened Rebel resolve and probably radicalized a shitload more planets?

support are stormtroops

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
you can respawn in Star Wars, so killing people is ok

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
no time for love, doctor jones

Vulpes Vvardenfell
Jan 30, 2011

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

So wait what was their reaction when they found out it only hardened Rebel resolve and probably radicalized a shitload more planets?

One of several reasons you should never bother building the Death Star in Star Wars Rebellion.

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
The Empire commited genocide against Geonosians merely because they wanted to ensure nobody found out about the Death Star. Anyone who really thinks they were good guys probably has some strong words to tell you about WW2.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

That’s right, op.



Airplane fuel can't blow up the death star

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ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Fredrik1 posted:

Airplane fuel can't blow up the death star

lasers can't blow up planets

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