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The Guardian posted:
tldr; cats are vicious sluts who should be shamed for their promiscuity my only regret is not naming my cat Little Big Balls when I had the chance quote:“My husband came in one day and said: ‘Hector’s eating the chicken you left out for dinner. I said: ‘We’re not having chicken.’” Hector had stolen it from their table. “We tried to take it off him, but there was nothing we could do! He was tearing all over the garden with it.’” Burnside couldn’t face the confrontation, so she did the sensible thing and sold the house. Excessively non-confrontational british behavior Small Gay Planet fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jan 23, 2020 |
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You can't just steal a Maine Coon cat, they cost like 2 grand or something. They are super expensive luxury huge cats.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 01:31 |
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Cat people am I right? I'll take a pitbull owner any day over this poo poo.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 01:45 |
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sincx fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Mar 23, 2021 |
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It should be illegal to make a thread like this without a picture of the cat in the OP.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 01:55 |
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That woman who changed the cat’s collar would likely get kicked in the head for that round my way
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 01:55 |
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sincx posted:These days, most reputable breeders and many shelters require prospective cat owners to sign an agreement that the cat won't be let out unsupervised. Well someone didn't read the outdoor cat thread last week!
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Chrs posted:That woman who changed the cat’s collar would likely get kicked in the head for that round my way I straight up agree, I couldn't contain my rage at the idea of some stranger stealing me cat, I would completely flip out and send my sister to fight her.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 01:57 |
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salt shakeup posted:It should be illegal to make a thread like this without a picture of the cat in the OP. Fair point
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 02:01 |
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The cat killed those children
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 02:11 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The cat killed those children i agree, children should be killed by cats
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 02:13 |
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Small Gay Planet posted:i agree, children should be killed by cats My statement was neutral
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 02:14 |
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I think these cats should be indoors.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 02:15 |
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Groundskeeper seems to be only one with a good bead on this whole cat situation!
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 02:15 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Groundskeeper seems to be only one with a good bead on this whole cat situation! Do not let a cat play with beads
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Caesar Saladin posted:You can't just steal a Maine Coon cat, they cost like 2 grand or something. They are super expensive luxury huge cats. Fiance has a half Maine coon that's shelter rescue. A non 100% pure bread isn't worth a dime. I vastly prefer my tiny van cat, way better on the litter box. Someone did in fact attempt to take her after she was adopted too. after the poor thing spent 7 months in the shelter system, they weren't the owner, I think they wanted a lawsuit, I dunno.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 02:26 |
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Someone did in fact attempt to take her after she was adopted too. after the poor thing spent 7 months in the shelter system, they weren't the owner, I think they wanted a lawsuit, I dunno. What a covetous piss-champion, i think its the toxoplasmosis what makes them like this
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 02:29 |
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if you let your animal roam onto other people's property and kill their animals, haven't you pretty much already decided that whatever happens happens? if you love your cat, then take responsibility for it there's no other pet, there's no other anything, that can just wander around killing other people's pets but also you're allowed to get mad if it gets hurt and also you're allowed to get mad if somebody else is nicer to it than you like are you sure that's a pet are you sure it's not just a small monster that hypnotized you into letting it kill whenever it wants don't get me wrong, I've never met a cat I didn't immediately adore, but the bird owner, who shot cats to protect his birds, and the frog owners, whose frogs were all murdered by cats, can't both be the bad guy
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 02:43 |
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if a neighbors cat was bullying my cat in my yard i would definitely spray it with a water gun. not putting up with that poo poo i dont have a cat but i can definitely see myself as a good guy with a gun if it were me in that scenario. someones gotta stand up for whats right
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 05:00 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:if a neighbors cat was bullying my cat in my yard i would definitely spray it with a water gun. not putting up with that poo poo there's literally not a single problem in that post which can't be resolved with a frank, honest, face-to-face conversation I am very upset about this constant fleeing/avoiding behavior it seems to give the cats all the power smh
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 06:25 |
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Small Gay Planet posted:
loling so hard at being so spineless and non confrontational you sell your family house and move because your cat stole a chicken from your neighbours house. replace the chicken apologize and put a loving shock collar fence up. Cubone posted:if you let your animal roam onto other people's property and kill their animals, haven't you pretty much already decided that whatever happens happens? the guy didnt own the birds he would shoot cats so they couldnt catch birds he planned to hunt. most likely ducklings and quail although idk if brits have quail. if not their island sucks quail are cool mods pls rename me do not covet thy neighbours cat snergle fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Jan 23, 2020 |
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Another indoor cat thread? I’m pretty sure we ran the last one into the ground recently
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 07:07 |
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One of my neighbours walk their big fluffy cat on a leash several times a day and it's the most adorable thing I don't think most people are willing to put that much time into their cat though
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 07:07 |
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i have a cat with a ridiculous name and he has a neurological condition that makes him super clumsy. it requires he be indoors and get plenty of hugs and all the attention because hes very sweet and he's my friend the end
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 07:15 |
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Wow it seems like a lot of these problems could be solved if these assholes didn’t let their cats roam feral outdoors
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 07:18 |
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In a word:Chomp8645 posted:Groundskeeper seems to be only one with a good bead on this whole cat situation!
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 07:19 |
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Brexit supporters, ladies and gentlemen.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 07:24 |
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“I-I thought I could never get too much British pussy, and then I realized I was wrong”
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 08:13 |
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If I live in Britain and a man comes into my garden yelling about his cat, is it legal to shoot him with my water pistol? Or will he send bobbies to lock me up in the jim-jammy?
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 08:55 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Groundskeeper seems to be only one with a good bead on this whole cat situation! Speaking as a big grey cat in a hat, gently caress you!
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Small Gay Planet posted:there's literally not a single problem in that post which can't be resolved with a frank, honest, face-to-face conversation I am very upset about this constant fleeing/avoiding behavior it seems to give the cats all the power smh Reasonable thing to do would be to sell your house, move to Scotland or Faroe islands and avoid all humans for the rest of your life
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 11:17 |
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My cat is just my neighbors cat. She kinda lives in 6 different houses around here. Some days she comes over to mine, other days she goes a couple doors down. She really is a little cutie. I don't even feed her, she just wants head pats.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 11:19 |
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all of these people have a cat poo poo parasite in their brains that makes them idiots
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 11:22 |
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Mods pls change my nick to Little Big Balls, tia.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 13:29 |
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snergle posted:
Scottish gamekeepers keep grouse and pheasants, the fattest, stupidest birds. They breed them to be even fatter and stupider to make easy hunting for fat, stupid tourists. These dumb idiot birds are very vulnerable to predators, so gamekeepers murder every last one in a 10 mile radius. Including rare birds like eagles and ospreys. Assholes.
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:22 |
do not subject your cat to life in rural britain. do not subject your kids to life in rural britain. do not subject yourself to life in rural britain.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:44 |