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the mainstream media is very unfair and biased against actual wizards who cast actual lightning magic and here is 1500 words about it:
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I cast "moving itch". Now you have it.
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Jan 24, 2020 22:21
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Draw an elaborate sigil of a lightning and start jerking off. Don't stop until the spell works or you get bored jerking off.
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Jan 24, 2020 22:31
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Colonel Cancer posted:Draw an elaborate sigil of a lightning and start jerking off. Don't stop until the spell works or you get bored jerking off. ok. now what spell do i need to get bored of jerking off?
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Jan 24, 2020 22:33
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TheAardvark posted:ok. now what spell do i need to get bored of jerking off? I think you can just go to a veterinary for that. Just because you're a wizard doesn't mean that magic can solve every problem 
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Jan 24, 2020 22:35
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Cast enlarge satan
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Jan 25, 2020 02:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's a very inefficient way to charge a JO crystal. That wizard needs to move on with the times! Yeah just chuck it in a cauldron of stone soup
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Jan 25, 2020 02:44
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Here's a spell I cast whenever I can, eat the rear end of a lovely woman and feel like I got the spark of life in me. It's not complicated magic, but it works.
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Jan 25, 2020 03:05
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There's a misconception about magic being written spells and old men in wizard hats. No, magic is sweat and cum, and you can write a poem about it later if you really must.
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Jan 25, 2020 03:08
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Bacontotem posted:Cast enlarge satan please stop enlarging satan, even as a joke. He's too big now
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Jan 25, 2020 03:36
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every magic discussion online turns horny 😔 evocation: flame dick. Conjuration: 2 dicks. transmutation: pink dick. necromancy: hexcursed weirdo dick
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Jan 25, 2020 03:40
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Enlarge (VH) Regular The caster grows in size, increasing his Size modifier. For every 1 point of increased SM, the caster’s ST, HP, and Basic Move are all multiplied by 1.5. For every 2 points of increased SM, his DR increases by 1. The caster’s clothing grows with him if he wishes, but jewelry, armor, weapons, carried items, and other substantial volumes of harder substances remain at their original size (though they can be enlarged separately with Enlarge Object). See Corpulence, p. 43, for the effects of “bursting” out of armor. IQ, DX, HT, FP, Basic Speed, and Dodge do not change with size. Weight increases dramatically; every point of increased SM multiplies the caster’s weight by 3.5. If the caster is enclosed in a room or other space that is too small to accommodate his larger size, his growth stops. However, if his maximum thrusting damage is enough to penetrate the enclosure’s DR, he bursts through in one second per point of DR. Duration: 1 hour. Cost: 2 per +1 SM. Same cost to maintain. Time to cast: 5 seconds. Prerequisites: Magery 2 and Alter Body. Item: Wand. Usable only by mages. Energy cost to create: 2,000. (b) A size change can be made permanent for 100 times casting cost (the GM may require that the subject’s new size be maintained while the enchantment goes on!)
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Seizon posted:every magic discussion online turns horny 😔 evocation: flame dick. Conjuration: 2 dicks. transmutation: pink dick. necromancy: hexcursed weirdo dick Sure, but so does every IRL magic discussion too. I mean not a D&D game I guess, the nerds are too anxious and inhibited, but you ever heard of Aleister Crowley? Because that guy hosed.
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doverhog posted:Here's a spell I cast whenever I can, eat the rear end of a lovely woman and feel like I got the spark of life in me. It's not complicated magic, but it works. Daikloktos fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jan 26, 2020 |
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Daikloktos posted:There's a whole caption-porn genre of old witches draining the youth of a young college man through his balls.; magically aging and withering him as she stands, rejuvenated Dumbass didn’t eat her pussy lol. 
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Was wondering if I could get some help here. I'm pretty certain my wife is cheating on me with a leprechaun but every time I try to catch them in the act he disappears. I've even seen some red pubes in our bed before. Any magical spells I can use to either stop or catch him? The little fucker is ruining my life
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Was wondering if I could get some help here. I'm pretty certain my wife is cheating on me with a leprechaun but every time I try to catch them in the act he disappears. I've even seen some red pubes in our bed before. Any magical spells I can use to either stop or catch him? The little fucker is ruining my life Infect your wife with leprocy and the rest should resolve organically
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