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anyways i just have a large gauge surgical tube attached to my dick and it hangs down my pant leg and when i press the button on my collar a small air pump flushes the tube. i TRY and use storm drains but sometimes i can't find one
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Why bother with the terlet https://youtu.be/5MjgaZa0R5U |
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Heather Papps posted:i dated a girl who's step dad was german and after a few years i realized that a huge reason that they worked was that he sat down to piss. I heard that in Geneva there's some kind of bylaw that men must not piss standing up after a certain time in the evening because the tinkling sound disturbs the other building residents. And because it's Switzerland, you bet your rear end your neighbor is going to phone in a complaint about it, and you will get a fine. |
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Jan 27, 2020 16:19
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That's why you piss down the side of the bowl to make it quieter smh |
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Jan 27, 2020 16:24
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I like to sit down and take it easy whilst I pee |
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Jan 27, 2020 16:26
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alnilam posted:That's why you piss down the side of the bowl to make it quieter smh advanced technique: piss in the sink
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Finger Prince posted:I heard that in Geneva there's some kind of bylaw that men must not piss standing up after a certain time in the evening because the tinkling sound disturbs the other building residents. And because it's Switzerland, you bet your rear end your neighbor is going to phone in a complaint about it, and you will get a fine. This is why you stand on top of the toilet and pee in the top toilet. You flush to prime then flush again to dispose. Remember if it's yellow let it mellow, so you really are getting a free double flush for your 2s with this double decker strategy.
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Jan 27, 2020 16:42
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Fredrik1 posted:Unzip, sit down, pee
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Heather Papps posted:advanced technique: piss in the sink put the dink in the sink
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Jan 27, 2020 17:04
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3 simple steps: Step 1: Clear the area immediately in front of your genitals of anything you do not wish to get moist with expelled urine. Step 2: Relax: urine should start flowing momentarily after you accomplish this optional Step 3: Put your pants back on.
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alnilam posted:Why bother with the terlet This is really weird to watch in retrospect |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:This is really weird to watch in retrospect ?
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alnilam posted:Why bother with the terlet The piss cup technique assumes you know quantity before you begin. Its a risky move. |
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Galaxander posted:I like to sit down and take it easy whilst I pee
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im looking for honest answers about pissing into the toilet, im seeing a lot of sitters and while im happy that you guys found a good way to piss into the toilet, i dont know if im that alone pulling my pants down to piss into the toilet
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Jan 28, 2020 03:08
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I wear assflap pjs backwards under my clothes for that fabric doorway pisstime experience op. hth |
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Jan 28, 2020 03:20
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Slumpy posted:im looking for honest answers about pissing into the toilet, im seeing a lot of sitters and while im happy that you guys found a good way to piss into the toilet, i dont know if im that alone pulling my pants down to piss into the toilet The last time I pulled my pants all the way down to piss, I was 5 years old and the other kids made fun of my fire truck underoos. I still have not recovered.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:The last time I pulled my pants all the way down to piss, I was 5 years old and the other kids made fun of my fire truck underoos. I still have not recovered. The other kids were dicks. Who the hell would make fun of something so cool?
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i bet they only unzip and piss on themselves and get lil drops on their, probably, way nicer shoes because i bet people who act that way get promoted to middle management
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Jan 28, 2020 03:27
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Robot Made of Meat posted:The other kids were dicks. Who the hell would make fun of something so cool? I know, right? Slumpy posted:i bet they only unzip and piss on themselves and get lil drops on their, probably, way nicer shoes because i bet people who act that way get promoted to middle management *checks facebook* yes, that appears to be correct
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Jan 28, 2020 03:57
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sometimes i fully disrobe just to piss into the toilet. then i use a blowdryer on the lowest setting to guarantee dryness, at which point i put on freshly laundered clothes and begin my day as a guy who unblocks septic tanks by jumping into them and using my bare hands.
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Jan 28, 2020 04:21
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Heather Papps posted:sometimes i fully disrobe just to piss into the toilet. |
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Jan 28, 2020 04:49
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Just what Gavin McInnis became. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Just what Gavin McInnis became. Oh poo poo lol i didn't know who it was |
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If you're not pissing in your pants while sitting on the toilet fully disrobed, are you even living? |
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Kief Richards posted:If you're not pissing in your pants while sitting on the toilet fully disrobed, are you even living? This person gets it. |
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