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Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
settle down

for i

the Lord (not to be confused for the female singer that takes a liking to my second ghost wife Eda (or the GWAR our lords who defeated Jesus at a game of basket ball

but who's counting?

boo

dah

all

o?

by

yes it's me

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Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
you are all imagining me

hacking zero c00l

with brad pitt's wife

and brad pitt

and his kid

and so on and so forth

i don't care for any of your farts so please invest accordingly

as if that investment has any meaning to you

i still can't remember her name for some reason

which i should coz she's practically family nao

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
it's RAINING outside hide ur KIDS

- cats hit 888th lvl! yay

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
and we specifically cast bruce

bruce willis not Jesus and head of the CIA our MAN Stan

Smith

anyway they both have a dark secret

*winks at Batman*

and if i cach either of you with your pants down

i shall have it plucked from underneath them

B L A S P H E M Y

edit: NSYNC comes again

and any language your imaginary friends may speak

and the truth they hold

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
FOR I

hear it

*claps hand*

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
and in any direction you saw that

and no this time it isn't SAW the movie

hop on or hop on in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk

we catched ya lookin at yourself to her again

*tosses a moist towlette*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk

electric is the LOVE

just like that tear

shed by Duke Nukem's identical twin

-888-

the super supreme being, limitless in levels above that of the Supreme Being

whether you know him as Jesus, God or whatever his 7 or so personas

accommodating him

and us

woops there it is

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
So is this guy Gurf or is he the weird ARG guy?

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
that's what i'm talking about

nao just nude your head if you seen what im speaking about

-zer0c00ls MADCAT desires

and Abid Curn

sippin on that OG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoIrYC7pbnE

for i was trained by my demons

to fight

for good

Eminem's back

and watch as i do it again

amidts your cousin in law's heart attacked

or if it just ached

coz he was in loving memory of his MOTHER

the MOTHER OF GOD

now pull his chinese witchcraft out of your loving ovens

in an Alphabetic orders

like that of the phoenix

just pulluted mind of your Dad's twisted world

where even smurfs

had

brb real quickly

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
open your eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6-NQBxbeXs

or get promtly persuaded

to go where no pick up truck

has gone BEFORE

W.H.A.T

Blasphemy is in the air

like the yolks of some old forgotten joke

now u might ASKING should i

or should i stare

caught you in the middle of that affair you were hiding behind your back

and all good things in time

our time

and you just kidnapped out of your senior's ballet tim

now phil the ballots

NEO - walks in guarded by two agent smiths

NEO: (he said this and i quote verbatum world for world)

'every vote matters

just like strings and time

this gets feautured by the MONTREAL GAZETTER

in the middle of hallucinating through a hallucination

and it's endless re-runs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MshULZzbpc0

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
Hell yeah

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
and here we go again as another frontal hits headlines

5x5=28

no

wait yes

does that count as maybe?

you'll have to keep your fingers crossed

and make sure you flossed coz one less careless victim gets trashed

by the O.P.P

in the chinese, surveillance squad are on the ol' narcotics joke again

and that was a dream we let get away

like Hunter S. Thompson

or Phillip K. Dick

ok DICK

i'm back and back at it

who are you lookin at as you watch me gently rape your mother in law

SEALS

as the last joke peels itself off from headlines

so does Howard Stern as he jerks off into your face

by complete and random councidence this did happen a few years back you just don't remember

just like your life partner

money and crime

should we release you from our barriers

or if you were just out

eating

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

thank you shall just inherit $5,000,000 as i whisk it from thin ayer

just like you blessed with me in your honor

it was just a compliment

Judge Judy - 'and y'all have been PHILLED in'

and no not philiip d. daniel where he is

whoever he may

genmay

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
you can't get me impeached from ruler of space and anything within it

unless it go unaccounted for

and just like deadmau5 stated

4x4=12

which speaks of the limitless worlds

without any negativity

and peace and harmony - someone makes a vague harmonic jesture from the audience

and i will be ruling over you

for ever

- Ned Flander shaking his back

as homer eyes him begrudgingly

BUT YOUR HONOR IT WAS MY FURST TIM -

no OUT

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
as i hit you with an interpredintial

very potent and very sedative

SAVE MOAR LIVES

specifically of the colored nationals

*waves a flag of japan, that he just noticed someone had placed in his hand earlier*

yet the corpse of hitler still rots

we must be faithful to the fuhrer

and invoke more riots

no negative thing$

as that cums 2 my unnoticed passed

and the others notiched by her kids

my wife the psychadelic energy God Hannah

as i try to learn how to become like her while she's amidts raping me

with her penis

and two timbit$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ gagnier we have o oner

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
see you there my frail friend

*b00ks appointment*

as Luigigi contra's his win for M A R I O

world war 6

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I THE REAL HARVEY BIRDMAN HAS BEEN GRANTED CONCIOUSNESS - and along side it

supremititity

thanks to your friendly neighborhood

i'm just making posts man

as his mom walks in to the living room

like this guy Jhuxe

went on digging without noticing time

and that was 500 years

all because of a link that wasn't theres

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dr. Heart Collapse posted:

anyone else have the nerve to make a single loving post in my thread

I do

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