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doc: you know smoking takes 5 years off your life
[doing the math]: perfect
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Jan 27, 2020 22:25
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Apr 25, 2024 22:21
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thats the march of science.. learning from those who came before... one day we'll all bea ble to die at age 69
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Jan 27, 2020 23:12
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- beer pal
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[at the alchemist] take this tincture in the rhine and you shall die at 69
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Jan 27, 2020 23:57
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Please don't.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jan 28, 2020 03:06
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- beer pal
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i guess i could just work on getting my cholesterol up instead?
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Jan 28, 2020 03:12
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- google THIS
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(the clock strikes midnight, the beginning of my 70th birthday) Ok, new plan. Time to start cramming down omega 3's and antioxidants so I can live to 420.
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Jan 28, 2020 03:49
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uploading my brain to the internet so i can experience my 42069th and 69420th year
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Jan 28, 2020 04:16
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- Yinlock
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*furiously smoking packs as the clock inches towards midnight and my 70th birthday* why did i put this off so long gently caress
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Jan 28, 2020 05:33
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Cryogenically freeze yourself until 2420, because then there's 2 of them.
sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!
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Jan 28, 2020 18:07
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- Tomfoolery
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Famous last words of Beer Pal, philanthropist and luminary, who died at 69:
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Jan 28, 2020 20:22
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- Piso Mojado
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just like kobe
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Jan 28, 2020 20:31
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ah yes
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Jan 28, 2020 21:00
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the "chill" suicide attempt.
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Jan 28, 2020 21:01
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- ulvir
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smoke three 20 packs a day and you'll be at the funny number 420 each week, should get you to 69 but not much further
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Jan 28, 2020 22:44
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- ulvir
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[COPD voice] ni..*coughing fit* ...ce *harks*
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Jan 28, 2020 22:45
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Apr 25, 2024 22:21
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i love big tobacco... to death!!
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