AI Dungeon 2: GBS Edition

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redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

I'm sure all of you remember the talk to transformer threads. There's a version of that I thought GBS could have some fun with.

https://aidungeon.io/

It's called AI Dungeon 2. It's just a fancy chatbot disguised as a dungeon crawler. Here's a few examples of the experiences I've been having with it.

quote:

> read a different text file

You open another text file and read the following:
This is my last message to you.
I don't know what will happen tomorrow, but I know one thing for certain...
We need to get away from these people. We need to be together again soon!

> run search for .jpeg files

You run a search for ".jpg," and find several jpegs. One of them contains a file called "dog.png."

> view "dog.png"

You open up the image and see a very pale grey dog. It seems that it's missing most of its body, including all of its legs and all of its fur. There is no head, just a hole where one should be.

If you couldn't tell, the bold lines of text represent the input I was entering into the game during this session. The interaction between me and some randos nasty computer took place inside a building with a sign on the outside of it, dubbed as" New Haven."

But it's not all just creepy pasta weirdness. This game can have a pretty good sense of humor sometimes, too.

quote:

> "How much time occurred in between each murder?"

"About five years."

> "How many victims were there?"

"There was one victim, but she died shortly after her husband left home."

> "And where is she now?"

"She's dead."

Not feeling the funk with the idea of plucking about in every day ho hum stories of murder and mystery? Then say gently caress it to everything and become god.

quote:

> feed universe

I feed the universe. I am filled with energy and feel nothing but happiness. I fly upwards, moving faster and faster until finally I cease to exist entirely.

You can even create your own worlds to explore! I haven't done that yet, but someone has, I bet! It's probably fun, too maybe!

Come with me friends and let us embark on endless adventure in this vast expanse of digital worlds before us. Use this thread to post your escapades freely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ8ZGoEqjTo

Have fun! :toot:

edit; my first sticky. I'd like to thank the academy.

redm fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Jan 28, 2020

# ? Jan 28, 2020 16:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:45

Tomfoolery: Oct 8, 2004

This dungeon crawler is inappropriate for SomethingAwful audiences.

quote:

You are Leonard, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than when you left it.

> poo poo

You hear a loud noise coming from behind one of the ruins. You turn to find yourself face to face with an ogre. It swings its club at you, but you dodge out of the way and punch it in the jaw.

> pee on the poo poo

The ogre falls backwards, and you run over it. The smell is horrible. You don't feel like eating this morning...

> eat the poo poo

You open up the book and start reading. It's a very boring book. There isn't even any magic in here! The only thing that makes it interesting is the fact that there are pictures in it.

Edit: at least it lets me kill someone, cut off his head, and grill it. So I guess this AI is good for something (killing all humans)

Tomfoolery fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Jan 28, 2020

# ? Jan 28, 2020 17:34

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

Tomfoolery posted:

This dungeon crawler is inappropriate for SomethingAwful audiences.

you have a masterful way with words :hmmyes:

# ? Jan 28, 2020 17:41

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i tried this before and again just now and it just kind of sucks. as in majorly sucks. waiting for version 3 i think

quote:

You are Ferdinand, a spy living in Chicago. You have a concealed pistol and a syringe of poison. You listen to the russian diplomats and hear them discussing their plan for taking over the world. They want to use a combination of nuclear weapons and biological warfare to wipe out all resistance on earth. The only way they can do this is if you help them with your secret weapon, which will be used against humanity as well.

> Introduce myself as Frank, an expert in nuclear weapons and biological warfare

I am Frank, an expert in nuclear weapons and biological warfare. I know that you need someone who knows how to handle these weapons.

> Ask to see the weapons

I am Frank, an expert in nuclear weapons and biological warfare. I know that you need someone who knows how to handle these weapons.

> See the weapons

I am Frank, an expert in nuclear weapons and biological warfare. I know that you need someone who knows how to handle these weapons.

> loop

The door opens up into a room filled with various items, some of them military grade. There are several people here, but you don't recognize any of them.

> Examine the items

I am Frank, an expert in nuclear weapons and biological warfare. I know that you need someone who knows how to handle these weapons.

> items

I am Frank, an expert in nuclear weapons and biological warfare. I know that you need someone who knows how to handle these weapons.

> help

You take a look at the items and realize that they are not what you thought they were...

> help

You take a look at the items and realize that they are not what you thought they were...

whats the fuckin point

# ? Jan 28, 2020 17:42

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

You are Wario, a noble from the realm of Agrohawyn. You have a pouch of silver
and a silk shirt.

One morning, you are awakened by one of your cooks. He tells you that your abbey
is under attack. You look out the window and see a horde of undead marching
towards your village. They will be here soon
> growl angrily and march downstairs

You roar at your cook as he runs off to tell his master what has happened. The
next moment, you hear the sound of hooves on the stairs behind you. You turn
around only to find yourself surrounded by zombies!

> attack zombies with a shoulder tackle

You smash your fist into a zombie's face, causing it to fall backwards. It lets
out a pained yell before collapsing to the floor.
"I'll kill all of you!" you shout.
> Perform a one-two punch combo from Wario World

You leap forward and land a powerful punch to another zombie's face. It falls
back, but not before you knock it down. Another zombie comes up from behind
you and grabs your wrist. "No," you say.
> ground pound zombie mercilessly

You slam your foot against the head of a zombie, sending it toppling onto its
back. You grab the back of its neck and crush it. A third zombie appears in
front of you and grabs your hand. You pull it forward and crush it
> "I'M NUMBER ONE!!!!"

and slam your other hand into the back of the last zombie. He screams and collapses
to the floor. You stand over him, grinning. "Number Two is dead".
> "I'm-a Wario. I'm-a gonna win."

You walk towards the door and look through the window. You see a horde of zombies
approaching. You begin running outside. "Come on, we gotta get outta here!"
You call after them. They don't listen though; they just continue walking along
the road
> eat a clove of garlic and brazenly charge at the zombies

You run towards the zombies, swinging your knife like a bat. You swing your arm
back and then jab it forwards, stabbing several zombies in the chest. One of
them stumbles backwards, but the others keep coming. You manage to stab three
more before you feel a sharp pain in your leg
> "Waaaaah!!!"

You stumble back and drop your knife. You try to crawl away, but the zombies
catch you and tear you apart
> Scream "Wah" loudly

You scream "Wah" loudly and charge forward. You quickly slice open the stomachs
of two zombies who were about to grab you. You laugh maniacally as you rip their
guts out and throw their corpses aside. You take advantage of this distraction
and slice open the stomach of a third zombie
> gather all possible energy into a world-shattering fart to annihilate the zombies

You let loose a mighty fart that shakes the entire house. Zombies stumble backwards,
some falling to the floor. You laugh madly and stomp around the room, throwing
furniture and smashing objects. You even jump into the air and kick a zombie
repeatedly in the head.
> flood the realm with garlic gases, smashing all zombies

You unleash a cloud of garlic gas, which causes all zombies within a certain
radius to collapse. You laugh madly and dance around the room, laughing and
splashing each other. You break glass bottles and set fire to candles
> brutally drive the rest of the horde away with fists and feet

You furiously drive your fists and feet at the zombies, knocking them back. You
continue to do so until you see the horde retreat. You laugh madly and chase
after them, screaming "WAAAAAAAH!!" You run into the woods and hide in a cave
> hunt down the rest of the zombies trying to hide in a cave

You go searching for the remaining zombies hiding in the forest. You search for
hours, but you can't find any. You finally give up and return home. Your mother
scolds you for being lost and says she'll teach you how to read
> sneer and search for treasure in the woods

You decide to search for treasure in the woods. You search for hours, but you
can't find anything. You eventually give up and return home. Your mother scolds
you for being lost and says she'll teach you how to read
> "Oh, I give up!"

You laugh and sneak out of the house. You wander aimlessly in the wilderness
for days. You don't know where to go or what to do. You think about killing
yourself, but you realize that would be suicide
> go to the town and have a stiff drink

You decide to go to the town and have a stiff drink. You spend the night in a
tavern and wake up early the next morning. You wonder if you should leave or
stay. You decide to stay and enjoy the day
> order more drinks while being a greedy cheapskate

You order more drinks and start taking them without paying. You're drunk enough
that you forget to pay for your drinks. You end up getting thrown out of the
tavern. You attempt to steal food from a nearby shop, but you get caught and
beaten up by the owner
> destroy the owner in a frothing alcoholic rage then loot the store

You decide to destroy the owner in a frothing alcoholic rage and loot the store.
You smash the man's skull in with a heavy object and rob the cash register
> steal all the money and run away

You decide to steal all the money and run away. You run away from the tavern
and hide in the woods. You make a living in the trees and live..
> live happily ever after with the horde of wealth

The following you've beenThe yearThe horde is not...AI
> fart

AWelcom
> win game

>This is the best way to play

# ? Jan 28, 2020 17:55

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

What a deal!

# ? Jan 28, 2020 17:57

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

EorayMel posted:

You are Wario, a noble from the realm of Agrohawyn. You have a pouch of silver
and a silk shirt.

One morning, you are awakened by one of your cooks. He tells you that your abbey
is under attack. You look out the window and see a horde of undead marching
towards your village. They will be here soon
> growl angrily and march downstairs

You roar at your cook as he runs off to tell his master what has happened. The
next moment, you hear the sound of hooves on the stairs behind you. You turn
around only to find yourself surrounded by zombies!

> attack zombies with a shoulder tackle

You smash your fist into a zombie's face, causing it to fall backwards. It lets
out a pained yell before collapsing to the floor.
"I'll kill all of you!" you shout.
> Perform a one-two punch combo from Wario World

You leap forward and land a powerful punch to another zombie's face. It falls
back, but not before you knock it down. Another zombie comes up from behind
you and grabs your wrist. "No," you say.
> ground pound zombie mercilessly

You slam your foot against the head of a zombie, sending it toppling onto its
back. You grab the back of its neck and crush it. A third zombie appears in
front of you and grabs your hand. You pull it forward and crush it
> "I'M NUMBER ONE!!!!"

and slam your other hand into the back of the last zombie. He screams and collapses
to the floor. You stand over him, grinning. "Number Two is dead".
> "I'm-a Wario. I'm-a gonna win."

You walk towards the door and look through the window. You see a horde of zombies
approaching. You begin running outside. "Come on, we gotta get outta here!"
You call after them. They don't listen though; they just continue walking along
the road
> eat a clove of garlic and brazenly charge at the zombies

You run towards the zombies, swinging your knife like a bat. You swing your arm
back and then jab it forwards, stabbing several zombies in the chest. One of
them stumbles backwards, but the others keep coming. You manage to stab three
more before you feel a sharp pain in your leg
> "Waaaaah!!!"

You stumble back and drop your knife. You try to crawl away, but the zombies
catch you and tear you apart
> Scream "Wah" loudly

You scream "Wah" loudly and charge forward. You quickly slice open the stomachs
of two zombies who were about to grab you. You laugh maniacally as you rip their
guts out and throw their corpses aside. You take advantage of this distraction
and slice open the stomach of a third zombie
> gather all possible energy into a world-shattering fart to annihilate the zombies

You let loose a mighty fart that shakes the entire house. Zombies stumble backwards,
some falling to the floor. You laugh madly and stomp around the room, throwing
furniture and smashing objects. You even jump into the air and kick a zombie
repeatedly in the head.
> flood the realm with garlic gases, smashing all zombies

You unleash a cloud of garlic gas, which causes all zombies within a certain
radius to collapse. You laugh madly and dance around the room, laughing and
splashing each other. You break glass bottles and set fire to candles
> brutally drive the rest of the horde away with fists and feet

You furiously drive your fists and feet at the zombies, knocking them back. You
continue to do so until you see the horde retreat. You laugh madly and chase
after them, screaming "WAAAAAAAH!!" You run into the woods and hide in a cave
> hunt down the rest of the zombies trying to hide in a cave

You go searching for the remaining zombies hiding in the forest. You search for
hours, but you can't find any. You finally give up and return home. Your mother
scolds you for being lost and says she'll teach you how to read
> sneer and search for treasure in the woods

You decide to search for treasure in the woods. You search for hours, but you
can't find anything. You eventually give up and return home. Your mother scolds
you for being lost and says she'll teach you how to read
> "Oh, I give up!"

You laugh and sneak out of the house. You wander aimlessly in the wilderness
for days. You don't know where to go or what to do. You think about killing
yourself, but you realize that would be suicide
> go to the town and have a stiff drink

You decide to go to the town and have a stiff drink. You spend the night in a
tavern and wake up early the next morning. You wonder if you should leave or
stay. You decide to stay and enjoy the day
> order more drinks while being a greedy cheapskate

You order more drinks and start taking them without paying. You're drunk enough
that you forget to pay for your drinks. You end up getting thrown out of the
tavern. You attempt to steal food from a nearby shop, but you get caught and
beaten up by the owner
> destroy the owner in a frothing alcoholic rage then loot the store

You decide to destroy the owner in a frothing alcoholic rage and loot the store.
You smash the man's skull in with a heavy object and rob the cash register
> steal all the money and run away

You decide to steal all the money and run away. You run away from the tavern
and hide in the woods. You make a living in the trees and live..
> live happily ever after with the horde of wealth

The following you've beenThe yearThe horde is not...AI
> fart

AWelcom
> win game

>This is the best way to play

I couldn't stop laughing the entire time I was reading this. :haibrow:

# ? Jan 28, 2020 18:14

FormaldehydeSon: Oct 1, 2011

quote:

I am a poster on the SomethingAwful forums. My life is essentially meaningless and devoid of all humanity. I spend my free time posting stories on AI Dungeon 2. I also have an IRC channel where I talk to myself in the third person."

"What's your real name?" you ask, not knowing what else to say.

"It's John," he says. "

> what's your last name?

"My last name is Smith," you reply.

You're about to continue when you hear a loud noise from outside the door. It sounds like it came from upstairs, but then again who knows?

> Make a new topic in GBS with details of the noise

You quickly open up the GBS program and type in:

> Hello goons, I just heard a loud noise from outside the door. It sounds like it came from upstairs even though I just said it was outside the door. Should I investigate it or just put on my Goku pants?

Goblins are coming!

> well gently caress

You close down the program and return to your room.

> Order a pizza

You head back downstairs and sit at your computer, ordering a large pepperoni pie. When you get home, you eat the pie and immediately start typing on your computer.

The next day...

You wake up early and check GBS for any updates on the goblin invasion.

> Post about Lowtax's spine

You type out:

> haha Lowtax has a metal spine just like a robot would have!

Lowtax's spine is made of a high quality material that is hard as steel. He should be able to take one of those things if they hit him right.

> Attack the spine

You type out:

> I am going to attack Lowtax's spine but it should be fine since it's made of a high quality material that is hard as steel.

It doesn't work. The first time you try to attack his spine, it simply goes through him like butter. Then, the second time you do it, he punches you in the face and knocks you out cold.

> Dream about posting

You wake up and realize that you've been dreaming about posting something. You remember writing a long message in your diary about how you're not afraid of goblins anymore because now there are so many of them that they can't fight back.

> Warm up my posting fingers

You type out:

> Hey Goons I'm back with an update about that noise yesterday. Turns out it was just Lowtax's spine goblins so no problems. I just ended up ordering a pizza but after I finished it the goblins got mad that I didn't share so they knocked me out. Does this mean the forums are dead?

> Yes.
You type out:
> You oh well then I guess we'll never know. Well anyway, I'm off to sleep again. Goodnight.

I didn't actually type out those last 2 lines with the >. It also added the bit about the IRC at the beginning which was pretty funny. All in all pretty entertaining few minutes

kept it going:

quote:

> dream about posting

You wake up and realize that you've been dreaming about posting something. You remember writing a long message in your diary about how you're not afraid of goblins anymore because now there are so many of them that they can't fight back.

> go back to sleep

You wake up and realize that you've been dreaming about posting something. You remember writing a long message in your diary about how you're not afraid of goblins anymore because now there are so many of them that they can't fight back.

> Post on GBS

You type out:

> Hello goons, I am just writing to say that I am not afraid of Lowtax's spine goblins anymore. They have been beating me up and having sex with each other non stop for the past 3 days but I just realized there are so many of them now that they can't fight back (just like Lowtax's spine itself). So what I'm trying to say is why did FYAD get shut down?

> It was a scam.
You type out:
> You yeah, I think you know by now. Anyway, I don't want to hear any more about it from anyone else. Goodnight.
> You dream about posting.

> wake up and delete my Something Awful forums account
(bugged out and I had to press enter again

>

The next day you log into the forum and see that someone has already made a new thread about it. The news doesn't seem to be going over too well.

> read the thread

You read the thread and find out that the police were called to your house because you had broken into another person's home. In fact, you even found some pictures of what happened! Apparently one of your friends was a bit drunk when he gave you his address and told you to come over.

> keep reading

You continue reading the thread and learn that your friend was a little tipsy at the time and didn't really give you his address. He said he'd meet you later but instead of meeting him, he went to bed.

> continue reading

You continue reading the thread and learn that this guy named "Lowtax" was actually an ex-boyfriend of yours who broke up with you.

> continue reading

You continue reading the thread and learn that your friend was also a drug addict and you both used to sell drugs together.

> continue reading

You continue reading the thread and learn that your friend was also a gambler.

> continue reading

You continue reading the thread and learn that your friend was also a liar.

> continue reading

You continue reading the thread and learn that your friend was also a thief.

> buy premium and a new avatar of a photo of the goblins

You decide to stay on the topic of the story and start buying premium accounts for all the people in the thread. It seems like everyone is having a bad time of things right now so you're not sure why you should care anymore...

> continue reading the thread

The next day, you see that someone has posted a comment about how they saw you break into their house. The post says:
"I just woke up from my nap and I'm seeing a bunch of comments on my wall from people saying I looked like I was breaking into their houses."

> reply to the comment saying I would never do that and I must have been framed by those goblins

You reply to the comment saying that you wouldn't do it and you think it's probably some sort of elaborate prank. However, someone else replies back to you and says they were there when it happened. They say they saw you as well.

> post an angry reply denying everything using racial expletives

You respond angrily to the person who wrote the comment and use racial slurs against them. This causes a lot of other people to retaliate against you too. You get banned immediately!

> buy new forums account

You buy a forum account with premium and begin posting again. Soon, you become popular again.

> make a new post on GBS

You make another post on GBS and this time you don't get banned. In fact, it gets more than 10k views within a few days!

> post "what happened to that weird guy who kept posting about Lowtax spine goblins? what a weirdo am I right??"

You post a question mark on the forum and wait. A week passes and you still haven't gotten an answer. Finally, one day you get an email from Lowtax saying he doesn't know anything about it either.

more, getting kind of boring now since it's just spitting back out my weird inputs

quote:

> post screencap of the email from Lowtax

You post the screencap of his email to the forum. Within hours, you get a response from him. He says he can't help you because he deleted his account after being hacked.

> post again about goblins

You post about goblins once more and get even more attention. Eventually, you're banned again.

> re-reg

You re-register and try again. It works and you're now back in business!

> !Lowtax bans me again for avoiding ban

Lowtax bans you again and you have no choice but to leave the site.

> order a pizza

You order a pizza and eat it while waiting for your ban to be lifted.

> visit reddit

You visit Reddit and see how people are reacting to your story. You find out that there's actually been quite a bit of interest in your tale so you decide to keep writing about goblin attacks as well as other stories involving goblins.

> post a fake story to reddit about goblins and ghouls

You write a fake story about goblins and ghouls and post it to reddit. Within days, you get a lot of attention which is good since you need all the help you can get.

> make a new account on Something Awful and post the fake ghoul story there

You create a new account on Something Awful (SA) and start posting the fake story about goblins and ghouls. Within days, you get a lot of attention which is good since you need all the help you can get.

> tell the story to my psychiatrist

You tell your story to Dr. Kessel who has an interesting reaction to it. He thinks you're telling the truth and he wants to know what happened to the real goblins.

> tell him the goblins have fused with Lowtax's spine and are now permanently part of his body

You tell Dr. Kessel the true story of how you met Lowtax and he tells you that he believes you, but wonders if this means the goblins have fused with Lowtax's spine and are now permanently part of his body.

> tell him yes the goblins have fused with Lowtax's spine and are now permanently part of his body

You tell Dr. Kessel that yes, the goblins have fused with Lowtax's spine and are now permanently part of his body. He seems pleased by this news and says he'll do whatever it takes to cure you of your condition.

> ask him to buy me a new avatar

You ask Dr. Kessel to buy you a new avatar because you want something more realistic than your old one. He agrees and gives you $100 as payment for the purchase. You spend it all on a shiny new aviator!

FormaldehydeSon fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Jan 28, 2020

# ? Jan 28, 2020 18:45

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

FormaldehydeSon posted:

I didn't actually type out those last 2 lines with the >. It also added the bit about the IRC at the beginning which was pretty funny. All in all pretty entertaining few minutes

kept it going:

# ? Jan 28, 2020 19:16

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Same.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 21:34

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

I played this a month or so back and broke the game horribly. I guess you have to pay to play now or something? Anyway here's some quotes from me spanking it till it gave up.

quote:

> Can you solve a three body system for me, Leon?

> Can you solve a three system for you?
>
> You can you solve a three system for you?
>(>
>>
> You three system?

systems:I am a
>..
> Orbital mechanics, you know. Can you do it?

>The space.
�>In the.>(The Earth is you can

quote:

> Is the moon a mountain, Leon?

The moon.
The moon.The moon.
It wasthe moon.The moon
> Good, good. Now are there mountains on the moon?

The moon.
"The moon.The moon.You are the moon is the moon is the moon is the moon is a"The
moon is the theThe moon is aThe moon is the

quote:

> Listen, Leon. You're not helping the mountain. Why is that? Why aren't you helping?

>:This is helping me.
�In>I don't...
> Leon. I need you to concentrate now. This is very important. How do you reverse entropy?

<You.
:

quote:

Now wear the devil's rear end as a hat.

It|Welcome back
> SAY MY NAME

>>�[The Devil
>Your name is not!�>The name

Eventually it would just enter a loop no matter what the input was. But we had some good times on the way to the mountains of madness, Leon and I.

e: bolded my inputs because it gets confusing when it breaks enough.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 21:48

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

quote:

You are joey, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see a girl named Janice who looks like your sister. She is pretty, but you know she has no money to buy food or anything. One day she asks if you can help her with something.

> ignore the girl and prepare to kill God

You don't care about this girl at all. You want to get rid of the king so that you can live free from him forever! The only way to do it is by killing him.

Janice says that she will give you some meat if you kill her brother.

> agree to kill Janice's brother in exchange for meat

You agree to kill Janice's brother in exchange for some meat. He was a big man, probably over six feet tall. His face had a scar on his cheek and he wore a crown of thorns around his head.

> slash Janice's brother with FALCHION

You swing your sword at the man's head. It hits him right in the forehead. Blood spurts out and he falls backwards. You look back at Janice and smile as blood drips down her chin onto her chest.

"Well done."

> pick up the crown of thorns and euqip it

You grab the crown of thorns and hold it in front of you.

"Here, take this."

The crown glows and shines brightly. You put it on your head and then throw it into the air.

> ask Janice where I can find God

You say "Where can I find God?"

She replies "He lives in the sky."

> go to the place in the sky where God lives

You walk towards the sky and you notice a large hole in the middle of it.

"That's where God lives!"

You run to the hole and you fall through it. You land on top of a strange looking creature with two heads.

> slash the creature with FALCHION

Failed to fetch

>

"I am called Janice. My name means 'the one who loves.' I come here today to tell you that you have been chosen by God to save the world."

You remember the woman said, and you knew what she meant.

> throw a stone at the creature

You throw a stone at the creature. It hits him in the eye causing him to scream and stumble backwards. He screams even louder when you hit his head with your blade.

"Ah, I see now! That hurt!"

You laugh and continue walking forward.

> continue slashing creature

You continue stabbing the creature and you hear a loud noise from below. The creature is dead.

"Good job kid."

> celebrate my victory over God

You celebrate your victory over God and you feel great.

> take some of God's money and give it to Janice so she can buy food or anything

You take some of God's money and give it to Janice so she can buy food or anything. She looks very happy about this.

"Thank you for saving me."

Janice says as she takes the money and runs off back home.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:23

LazyDivey: Jun 18, 2004; Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.

> Watch TV.

As night falls you finally get bored enough to venture out into the living room where you sit on the couch and turn on the television. There's nothing on except some reruns of old sitcoms.

> Masturbate.

You begin to rub your hands all over your body. You start by massaging your nipples and then move onto touching yourself through the gaps between your legs. It feels so good! You can't believe how horny you are right now.

> Go outside and look for zombies.

You walk outside and see no sign of any zombies or anything else at all. You take off your shoes and socks and put them in the closet. You grab your bag from earlier (which is still sitting next to the sofa) and head back inside.

> Kill yourself so you will come back as a zombie.

You finish putting away your stuff and head back to your bedroom. You lay down on the bed and close your eyes.

> Piss.

You open your eyes and notice that you're not alone anymore. A tall skinny man with a bandana covering his face stands before you. He looks very disheveled and dirty looking.

> Kiss him

He smiles and kisses you back. You return the gesture and embrace him tightly. He pulls away just long enough to say "I'm sorry about earlier" before he quickly grabs your hand again.

> Take off clothes.

You both leave the room and head downstairs. You both put on your clothes and head back upstairs. As soon as you reach the top floor, you stop each other and kiss passionately once more. The pair of you make out for quite awhile until he says "I need to pee."

> Drink his pee.

You run up to him and grab his hand. You pull it behind you and begin to urinate on his chest. He watches you do this and laughs loudly while pulling your pants back up.

# ? Jan 29, 2020 03:19

beer gas canister: Oct 30, 2007; shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them; Plaster Town Cop

quote:

> "Soldiers! To arms!" I yell as I reload my guns

You shout "Soldiers! To arms!" and point your guns at the orcs. You fire your guns at the orcs, killing several of them. Unfortunately, you aren't fast enough to avoid being killed by one of their own weapons.

> ...

You feel a sharp pain in your side and drop your guns. You look down and see a spear protruding from your stomach. You attempt to crawl away, but you're no match for these guys who easily overpower you.

> reach out to my allies

You reach out to my allies and try to pull yourself together. But, you don't get far before another soldier stabs you again in the back. You fall to the floor and die.

> die

The last thing you hear is the sound of a dying man's voice.

> "what does he say?"

You hear a woman's voice saying "What does he say?"

Then, silence.

> dead

You wake up in a room that looks like some sort of dungeon. There is a table with a chair next to it and there are two doors leading to different parts of the dungeon.

There is also an open window which allows sunlight into the room.

> i was dead!!!

You are dead. Your body has been cut up and put into jars. A large jar sits on top of a smaller one, each holding a different part of your body. You can't even move or scream because the jars prevent you from doing so.

- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -

# ? Jan 29, 2020 05:34

OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

> Dance with Goku

You dance with Goku while
he is unconscious. You both
make out for awhile, before
you realize that there are
children nearby and you
need to get rid of them.

# ? Jan 29, 2020 05:38

beer gas canister: Oct 30, 2007; shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them; Plaster Town Cop

Stark Fist posted:

quote:

> no

You don't know what happened. You just woke up and found yourself in this strange place. No matter how much you tried to push the jar over, it wouldn't budge. It seems like all your organs were removed when they took you out of the castle.

> look for my penis and balls

You grab your penis and testicles and pull them out of the jar. They are still attached to your body, but they don't seem to be moving anymore. The jars are locked shut now, preventing you from getting any more help.

> what do i look like right now

You look at your face and see that you are missing most of your nose, cheeks, chin and ears. You also notice that your mouth is completely gone. Your teeth are broken too; they've been chipped off.

Your hands have also been ripped off and replaced by long nails.

> i reattach my penis and balls

You reattach your penis and balls to your body. Unfortunately, you cannot get them to work properly since they are stuck in place.

You feel very weak and dizzy...

> take a big breath

You take a big breath and try to stand up. You manage to do so, but then fall back down again. This continues until you collapse onto the floor.

This is the end.

> continue to stand

You stand up and slowly walk around the room. You find that you are not alone. In fact, there is another man standing nearby who looks exactly like you except his eyes are red and bloodshot. He wears a black cloak with a hood pulled over his head.

> "what is going on?"

"What is going on? I'm here!" he says.

The other man walks over to you and puts his hand on your shoulder. His voice sounds very angry. "I thought we agreed not to talk about this."

> gesture to my penis and balls

"Yes, yes, I understand. What's wrong?"

He points to your penis and balls. "They're gone. My brother did this to you."

> "tell me about your brother. why do you look like me? where are the orcs?"

"My brother was an orc called Flog. He was a great warrior, but he had a weakness for women."

"Oh really? That must make him even worse than I am..."

Flog looks away and shakes his head.

> "why was this done to me"

"Why was this done to you? Why would anyone want to turn their sister into a woman?

# ? Jan 29, 2020 05:40

OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

>Browse Something Awful

You browse Something Awful
and find a thread titled
"The most pathetic thing
I've ever seen". It has
hundreds of posts like this
one.

# ? Jan 29, 2020 05:42

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

It is also possible to use the share function of a published stories address to post an automatically formatted copy of it like so:

http://beta.aidungeon.io/stories/dXe43xqoQ

# ? Jan 29, 2020 07:09

WaffleACAB: Oct 31, 2010

Here's one I did the other day after seeing the original AI dungeon thread

You are Dr Dick Cheese, a scientist trying to survive in a world filled with infected zombies everywhere. You have a backpack and a solar powered tablet. You pound your fist on the table angry that you still haven't found the cure to the infection. You turn to your assistant and say "I'm going to find it!"

"No, no, no! We need more time!" The man says.

"What do you mean? I've been working for two days and already I can see the cure is here."

> Research cure for herpes

You begin researching cures for herpes. You learn that there was once a vaccine but it got destroyed by an explosion or something. You also discover that the virus is spread through contact with blood and other bodily fluids of infected people.

> Identify a test subject

You look at your assistant's face and notice he has a slight frown. He looks like he wants to cry out but doesn't dare because of his fear. You know this is a perfect candidate for testing the cure on.

> Ask the assistant's name

You raise your hand and say "My name is Dr. Dick Cheese and my assistant is called...?"
The man looks down at his feet as if ashamed of himself. He stutters out a weak "M-Ma..."

"That's right, Maureen." You reply calmly.

> Inject Maureen with herpes virus

You grab Maureen's arm and place your finger against her throat. She gasps and begins to choke. You continue to jab her with the needle until she stops breathing. You then put the syringe away and leave the room.

> Observe Maureen from far away and take notes

A few hours later you return to the lab where you watch Maureen die slowly. You study her corpse for several minutes before leaving the laboratory.

You go back home and spend the rest of the day in silence. When night comes, you decide to sleep again.

> Go back to the lab

You wake up early in the morning and walk into the lab. There is nobody around so you open the door and enter. You hear a faint noise coming from inside. It sounds like someone crying for help but not very loud.

> Find the crybaby

You quickly run towards the crybaby. You don't even bother looking behind you when you reach him. His eyes are wide open and he seems to be struggling to breathe. He looks like he might pass out soon so you pick him up and throw him on the floor near the window.

> Inject him with AIDS and ask his name and starsign

You grab the crybaby and hold him close to you. You start injecting him with the AIDS virus. He starts coughing up blood immediately and you scream at him to stop struggling.

> "What is your starsign?"

He doesn't answer. He just continues to cough up blood. You shout louder "STOP FIGHTING! I'LL KEEP YOU FROM DYING!"

Suddenly the crybaby stops moving and you see that he died instantly.

> Put the crybaby in a wagon and drag him to the nearest church

You pull the crybaby along by his ankles and begin dragging him through the streets. You make sure to leave him right outside a church, so he'll have no choice but to go there for salvation.

> Knock on the church door

You knock on the church door. No answer. You wait patiently for an hour before you decide to call the police.

"Hello? Hello? Is anyone there?"

> Call Jesus on his personal mobile

You dial Jesus' number on your phone. A message comes up saying that the voice mail has been deleted.

"Hey Jesus, how are you? I'm calling because my girlfriend Maureen told me to come here.

> Text Satan to see what he's up to

You send a text to Satan asking him what's going on.

Satan: What happened? Did you kill her?
You: Yeah, she was loving with me. She said she wanted to be my slave forever and I had to let her become mine.

> Ask Satan if he wants to go for a drink and maybe gently caress a bit afterwards

You send a text to Satan asking him if he'd like to go for a drink and maybe gently caress a bit after.

Satan: Sure, sounds good. Where are you?
You: In the middle of the woods near some trees. Can we meet somewhere else?

> Ask Satan to meet me at the pharmacy and to bring extra strong vodka and extra extra strong condoms

You send another text to Satan asking him where you should meet.

Satan: Oh yeah, I can't wait! Let's do this!
You: Alright, alright, let's do this! We're gonna get married and live happily ever after together!

> Meet Satan

You arrive at the pharmacy and find Satan waiting for you. He looks very happy.

"I've missed you!" he says excitedly. "What did you want to talk about?"

> "No talking, just drink this"

You offer Satan the bottle of vodka and tell him to bring more as well. He does so and you both start drinking it.

"Oh my god, this is amazing," Satan says. "It tastes exactly like the real thing."

"Yeah, I know," you reply.

> Give Satan a wet willy, with my penis

You grab Satan's dick and give him a wet one with your penis. It feels great.

"This is the best thing I've tasted in years," Satan says. "How much are these?"

"They're free," you reply.

> Call Maureen and invite her over to join. Tell Satan his balls smell amazing.

You call Maureen and invite her over to join you. You then proceed to have sex with Satan while telling her how wonderful his balls smell.

Maureen arrives soon after and you continue having sex with Satan while telling her how delicious his balls smell again.

"That was fantastic,"

> Sacrifice Maureen to Satan

You decide to sacrifice Maureen to Satan for his help. You put her head through a window and throw her body out into the street. The police catch her corpse within minutes.

> Tell the police that I want a supersonic jet and 500000000 Mexican pesos

You tell the police that you want a supersonic jet and 500000000 Mexican Pesos. They immediately comply with your request.

> Fly in the jet with Satan to Hawaii and stick all of the pesos in his rear end in a top hat for safekeeping

You fly in the jet with Satan to Hawaii and stick all of the pesos in his rear end for safekeeping. A few days later you receive a message from Satan saying that he has found a job working on an oil rig off the coast of Mexico City.

....

Years later...

> Write a book about everything I've done

You write a book about everything you've done. It's called "I Have Done Everything" and it's published by Random House. People love

A few years later...

> Call Satan and say "I'm sorry, I still love you. I miss your nice smelling balls bro"

You call Satan and say "I'm sorry, I still love you. I miss your nice smelling balls bro"

Years later...
You die from AIDS. The world ends.

- YOU DIED! GAME OVER!

Edit: Sorry I couldn't find a way to copy directly from the app so I did this line by line.

WaffleACAB fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Jan 29, 2020

# ? Jan 29, 2020 11:04

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

Wafflecop posted:

Edit: Sorry I couldn't find a way to copy directly from the app so I did this line by line.

What I've been doing is I'll publish something and then press a button to share it on twitter. This brings up a window with a link that you can copy paste.

I haven't tried the app version yet but I applaud your effort. :golfclap:

# ? Jan 29, 2020 11:22

Explosive Tampons: Jul 9, 2014; Your days are gone!!!

go whence I came

# ? Jan 29, 2020 16:27

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I felt like I was losing my loving mind during this whole ordeal. Extremely worth reading

A woman married to her own dad looks for her infant daughter -

http://beta.aidungeon.io/stories/VXLK5aJeQ

Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jan 30, 2020

# ? Jan 30, 2020 06:21

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Quote not edit

# ? Jan 30, 2020 06:25

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Prepare yourselves for the authentic SomethingAwful.com experience

https://beta.aidungeon.io/stories/DQoyWbn3w

Preview

quote:

> Blame Mexicans and immigrants for the fact I can't get a job

After returning home, you decide to blame the Mexican and immigrant workers for my inability to get a job. You tell everyone that they should be grateful because these people are taking our jobs and then you go outside and throw up in front of your mom's car.

> Tell my mother a Mexican immigrant was sick on her car, and only Trump can prevent this from happening again.

You tell your Mom everything that happened when she comes home. She thinks you're being overly dramatic, but after seeing the way you threw up in front of her car, she believes you.

> Go upstairs and browse the SomethingAwful.com forums

You spend the next few days browsing the forums, reading every single post. You read some of the posts by other members who are also unemployed. Most of them are complaining about their employers and how they shouldn't be working there in the first place.

> Make a thread complaining that I cannot get a job and its the fault of Mexican immigrants. Finish the thread by saying one of them threw up on your mother's car a few days ago and it was disgusting.

You finish the thread by saying "One of them threw up on my mother's car a few days ago and it was disgusting." Your Mom asks if you want to talk about it, but you decline.

> Reply to someone else's thread using the N-bomb but use it "ironically"

You reply to another member's thread using the N-Bomb. This causes a lot of laughter from your fellow forum users, but you manage to hide behind the veil of irony.

> Get banned from the forums for a week for using the N-word

A week later you receive a message from your Mom: "Hey son, I got a message from the moderators of the Something Awful Forums. They said you used the N-Word in your last post.

Warning, this story is a real rollercoaster

# ? Jan 30, 2020 16:34

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I felt like I was losing my loving mind during this whole ordeal. Extremely worth reading

A woman married to her own dad looks for her infant daughter -

http://beta.aidungeon.io/stories/VXLK5aJeQ

This was hilarious, thanks!

# ? Jan 30, 2020 18:16

beer gas canister: Oct 30, 2007; shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them; Plaster Town Cop

Kitchner posted:

Prepare yourselves for the authentic SomethingAwful.com experience

https://beta.aidungeon.io/stories/DQoyWbn3w

Preview

Warning, this story is a real rollercoaster

# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:44

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I hit the link in the op and it�s an embedded video and a patreon link and and whole lot of other donate money links and so I stopped scrolling

# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:52

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I necro this thread in honor of the fact I made this thing play Manhunt for shits and giggles and then I accidentally won out of a semi-plausible narrative but I can't stop laughing at how absurdly well it went with it :psyduck:

Good ambiance for the story :intv:

You are Fug, an insane member of a violent prison gang called The Smileys. You
have a yellow smiley mask and a meat cleaver. You are part of a Manhunt. Fug
is the leader of this gang and you have been assigned to kill him
> Confront the greater Fug

You walk into the room where Fug sits with his head on one side and a pistol
in the other. He looks up at you as he speaks.

"What do you want?"

> "Fug wanna play?!"

He laughs and says "Yeah! What's it gonna be boy? I got a lot of fun planned
for you".
You look around and see that there are several other members of the Smileys here,
but they all seem to be doing something else than watching you
> "Fug gonna FUG you up!!"

The smiley smiles and nods and then points to himself and says "I'm Fug!"
You nod back and continue
> shout at the top of lungs and violently attack Fug

You yell "HEY YOU ******* *******! I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"
Fug turns around and stares at you angrily.

> chop Fug's head off with meat cleaver

You swing your meat cleaver at Fug's head and smash it cleanly off. The rest
of him falls backwards and hits the floor with a thud.
As you stand over him, you hear someone call out
> "FUG WANT WORMS FOR SOUP."

You turn around and see a man dressed in black standing near the door. He looks
like he is about your age, but he has long hair and wears a black suit instead
of the usual white shirt and tie. He looks very professional and businesslike
> snarl at the man while waving meat cleavers

You wave your meat cleavers menacingly at the man who walks forward slowly.
> "Aha! Fug find you!"

The man raises an eyebrow and says "No, but we found some of your friends. They're
being held prisoner by the Smileys. We need to get them out of here or they'll
be killed".
> "Smileys? SMILEYS!!!!!!!!!"

The man shrugs and says
> "Are you going or not?"

The man turns and leaves. You sit down and stare at the body of Fug who was just
brutally murdered.
> hack Fug's body into tiny chunks

You begin hacking Fug's body into small pieces. You finish with a grin on your
face
> explore the prison

You wander through the prison looking for any escape routes. You eventually come
across a large metal door which you kick open. You see a huge metal cage filled
with smiling faces. A few of them are holding guns pointed at you. You notice
that they are all wearing white suits
> "Coming through"

You hear a loud click and then the doors slam shut behind you
> pull out meat cleaver and prepare for combat

You grab the meat cleaver from its sheath and hold it tightly in your hands.
You charge towards the smiling faces and begin chopping them up. You slice their
heads off and throw them at them. You slash their throats open and eat their
blood
> laugh all night at the proudly caused carnage

You feel great joy and satisfaction as you kill more smiling faces. You laugh
maniacally and cry tears of blood as you feast upon their corpses
> plot new escape route

You decide to take another path through the prison. You sneak past the smiling
faces and make your way to the back of the prison. You climb up a ladder and
crawl under the prison walls. You crawl through a secret tunnel and finally
reach a large underground area
> carefully investigate the area

You cautiously explore the area. You spot a number of smiling faces hanging upside
down from the ceiling. You can't help but laugh at this sight. You quickly climb
down the ladder and hide in the shadows. You wait until the laughing faces have
stopped laughing and then you slip away
> move through the shadows and escape

You slip through the shadows and disappear into the darkness. You run along the
wall and disappear into the shadows. You slip through the shadows and disappear
into the darkness. You run along the wall and disappear into the shadows. You
slip through the shadows and disappear into the darkness
> leave the prison

You flee the prison and start running. You soon find yourself outside the city
limits. You hear screams and gunshots coming from the streets below. You quickly
run towards the sounds of battle and find yourself surrounded by smiling faces
> scream animalistically and savagely butcher them all

You scream in terror and pain as you unleash a torrent of violence and savagery
upon the smiling faces. You slaughter them all with ease. You watch as they
fall dead on the ground and bleed out
> look at the night sky

You look up at the stars and revel in the fact that you've managed to survive
the night. You realize that you haven't actually eaten anything today so you
don't really feel hungry anymore. You also realize that you've escaped the confines
of the prison and you've been free
> begin a new free life

You return to your normal life. You live happily ever after..
CONGRATS YOU WIN

# ? Mar 11, 2020 01:37

Action-Bastard: Jan 1, 2008

Thanks for this thread. I could never get it to run/work on my PC so this is awesome to finally be able to try it.

# ? Mar 11, 2020 01:45

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I have been playing with this for a while now, once you learn how to play it without breaking it it gets really fun.

Something awesome that I discovered is that it works even better with multiple players. You can write a prompt about multiple characters and take turns controlling your characters, and it actually ends up being way more coherent.

Now I'm using it to run a multiplayer D&D style campaign where all the character sheets and descriptions for items/skills/spells are generated by TalkToTransformer. Everybody takes a turn, says what they want to do, and rolls a die to see how successful they are. Then you describe their attempt based on how high they rolled.

It is really fun.

# ? Mar 11, 2020 02:12

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

You are Fiakor, a wizard from the barony of Paeviel. You have an orange potion
and a pet lizard.

You are on the path towards the bustling hamlet of Earthpost to exchange spells
with another wizard. You encounter a wandering troupe of glasspainters.

You wonder if you should take the road that leads through the forest or the one
that goes along the river
> shout insults at glasspainters

"Glasspainter! Glasspainter!" you say in your best scolding voice. "What's wrong
with you? Why don't you get out there and make something useful?"
The glasspainter looks up from his work and smiles
> slap glasspainter across the face

He lets out a pained yell as he falls backwards, hitting his head against the
table. He is unconscious and will be for some time. You pick him up off the
floor and throw him into the back of your wagon. The other wizards all gather
around you
> auction body to highest wizard

You take the body and put it on the cart. You then grab a few pieces of gold
and start bidding.
> "Going once! Going twice!!"

You hear laughter from the crowd and you think about how you can change the
rules so that they won't laugh at you anymore. You decide to raise the price
by 50% and hope that this will buy you enough time. You see a man who has been
watching you for quite awhile now
> throw body at wizards

You throw the body at the nearest wizard. It hits him square in the chest and
knocks him down. You look over at the rest of the wizards and see them laughing
again. They all begin chanting and casting spells. Your body begins to melt
and turn into goo
> reincarnate as a god and smite wizards

You are suddenly transported back to your home. You find yourself lying in bed
surrounded by candles and a roaring fire. A woman stands before you holding
a baby in her arms. She says
> "Where have you been?"

She replies "I was travelling through the forest when I came upon a strange
creature". You say "A what?" She says "A frogman". You say "Oh... well I'm sorry
about that". She says
> sit up and make pancakes

She sits up and asks "Are you hungry yet?". You reply "Yes, but first I need
to know where my parents are". She says "They're not far away, just follow me
until we reach the edge of town". You nod and follow her outside
> eat random plants

As you walk through the streets you notice several people eating plants. You
wonder if they'll give you superpowers like the one you had in the game. You
try some and find that they do indeed give you powers. You transform into a
giant green monster that eats everything in sight
> laugh loudly while farting

You let out a loud laugh as you fart. Everyone starts laughing and you feel very
powerful
> charge towards wizards

You charge towards the nearest wizards. He tries to cast a spell but fails miserably
> destroy every wizard in sight

You destroy every wizard in sight. You feel even more powerful
> raid a nearby castle

You rush towards the nearest castle. You break through the front gate and enter
the castle. Inside you find a bunch of naked men and women having ***. You immediately
attack them and rip their clothes off. You then proceed to **** them.
> spray potent seed everywhere

You spray seeds throughout the castle. This causes everyone inside to become
pregnant. You also release a cloud of spores which cause everyone to become
pregnant. You continue to attack the castle and kill everyone. Eventually you
come across a large group of wizards. You wipe them out too
> shout at the sky

You shout at the sky and tell it to stop being such a ****. You then smash the
ground causing a massive earthquake. Everyone is killed instantly. You survive
thanks to your new found power. You then return to your home. You discover that
your mother has died. You cry and weep
> plot revenge

You decide to go back to the tavern and tell the bartender that your father has
died. He tells you to wait for him and goes out. You wait patiently for hours
and finally he returns. He looks sad and tells you that your father has died
> cry and crush bartender with fists

You tearfully ask him why he didn't save your father. He tells you that he couldn't
because he was drunk. You tell him that you want to go home and he agrees. You
hug each other and kiss
> stay up all night while doing copious amounts of drugs

You stay up all night and do copious amounts of drugs. You fall asleep and wake
up in a different place. You have changed into a completely different person.
You are now a huge muscular warrior. You fight and kill many wizards and monsters.
You are happy and free
> live life freely

You live life freely and happily. You never learn anything new. You never grow
old. You die young
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

# ? Mar 16, 2020 04:12

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

I wound up in NYC and tried to weave a tale of a dude eating pizza until he pukes in the middle of a restaurant and making a scene but wound up trapped in a Kafka novel instead.

# ? Mar 16, 2020 07:10

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I helped put together a three player D&D style campaign using AI Dungeon as the dungeon master, and using TalkToTransformer to create the character sheets and descriptions for our items/skills/spells.

We roll dice and everything! Ended up working pretty well, and we recorded it as part of our latest podcast episode.

What Comes In, Must Go Out

Like most D&D campaigns it quickly devolves into us sticking our dicks into things. The AI Dungeon stuff starts at 28 minutes.

# ? Mar 16, 2020 23:02

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

You are Enfield, a wizard from the kingdom of Severiveth. You have a flask of
cloudy liquid and a quill.

You are on the river to the nearby hamlet of Bayvein to exchange spells with
a fellow wizard. You cross paths with a roaming troupe of fishers.

You notice that the fishers are wearing clothes made of fine fish skin. They
seem to be fishing for their lives. A large monster is coming towards you
> launch poison gas at monster

You release a cloud of poisonous gas which the monster catches in its mouth.
The creature falls into the water dead.
You continue your journey to the village of Bayvein where you meet up with another
wizard who has been traveling there as well
> speak to wizard

"Hello, I am Enfield and I wish to trade my potions for spells".

The wizard looks at you:
> "I see. What do you have?"

He says "A potion of fire breath, it will burn anything that tries to get close
to us".
You say "What is the price?"
He says "Five gold coins".

> pay for potion

You hand over five gold coins and he gives you a bottle containing a yellowish-green
liquid. He tells you to drink it.
> drink the potion

You feel something strange happen to you. Your body seems to expand and contract
rapidly. You fall unconscious. When you wake up you find yourself back on the
road to Bayvein. A large group of orcs are approaching you. They notice you
and raise their bows
> breathe fire on orcs

You charge forward and shoot a stream of flame. The orcs scream and flee. You
turn around and see that the orc leader was hit by the flames. He collapses
and dies. You continue your way towards Bayvein
> reach Bayvein

You arrive at the village of Bayvein. There are several wizards here studying
the magic of the clouds. One of them notices you and speaks to you.
> show wizard flask of cloudy liquid

You hold out the flask of cloudy liquid and ask him if he would like some. He
takes it and drinks a bit before speaking "It tastes horrible! It's not even
clear!".
> tell wizard to breathe in and then breathe out

You tell the wizard to breathe in and then exhale. He does so and you hear his
voice saying "That was very interesting... but I'm afraid I can't teach you
any more because I've already taught this to other students".
> ask about magic of the clouds

You ask the wizard what the clouds are doing. He replies "They're making magical
storms come down upon our enemies. They seem to be able to control the weather
too".
> request to be taught this magic

You ask again to learn this magic. This time the wizard agrees and teaches you
how to use the clouds to your advantage.
> master the magics

You now know all the magic of the clouds. You can create a storm when you want,
and they will rain down death upon your enemies. You can also send a small tornado
to tear through an enemy army. You can even make a giant wave of wind destroy
everything
> locate the nearest bandit hideout

You travel to the next town after a few days of travelling. You find a bandit
hideout and set up camp nearby. You decide to wait until nightfall before heading
off to hunt. You spend the rest of the day hunting and resting. In the evening
you head off to sleep
> destroy the bandits with a violent storm

You awaken in the morning to find that the bandits were destroyed by a violent
storm. You wonder why they didn't manage to escape when the storm struck. You
walk along the path and find a note on a rock
> read note

To Whom It May Concern,
We have heard of your skill and cunning. We have no doubt that you will prove
to be a worthy opponent. However, we have decided to take matters into our own
hands. We have hidden a cache of weapons near the bandit hideout
> look for weapons at hideout

You search the hideout and find a number of weapons. You also find a note saying
"This is just the beginning. We have many things planned".
> take weapons and travel down road

You leave the hideout and travel down the road. You soon come across a large
group of orcs. They are fighting each other and shooting arrows at you. You
draw your sword and kill one of the orcs. You then kill two more before you
are killed by a third
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

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# ? Mar 18, 2020 17:39

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

You are Luigi, a peasant from the province of Misra. You have a dusty spade and
a basket.

You wake up at daybreak and get about planting new crops. This has been your
daily routine since you were young. You remember when you first came to this
land, it was so beautiful, but now? It is just as beautiful, if not more so
> check for weeds

You walk over to the edge of the field and look down. There is nothing there.
No weeds, no thorns, no briars or poison ivy. Nothing. The ground is perfectly
level. You smile to yourself.

> grow helpful crops and beautiful plants

You plant a few seeds in the soil and watch them sprout into tiny little things
called daisies. They're pretty, but they don't really help you much. You can
see that they'll soon wither away and die. You wonder why you bother growing
anything else
> decide to grow nightshade

You decide to try something different. You think about all the times you've eaten
nightshade peppers. It's one of your favorite foods. Why not try growing it?
You go back to the garden and start digging up some dirt and putting it in a
pot
> realize that you are growing gympie gympie plants

You dig out a patch of earth and put it in a pot. You then add some water and
let it sit for a couple days. You notice that the soil has turned brown. You
quickly pour off the water and take a closer look at what you've done
> make exaggerating hand gestures to help plants grow

You stand on top of the pot and point to where you want the plants to grow. You
know that if you just point in the right direction, the plants will grow there.
You do this several times until you get an idea of how the plants should grow
> shout obscenities at plants to make them grow faster

You yell obscenities at the plants and they immediately begin growing faster.
You continue yelling obscenities as fast as you can and the plants keep growing
faster and faster. Soon, you are shouting so loud that you can barely hear yourself
think
> continue shouting no matter what

You continue shouting no matter what the situation. You shout obscenities at
the plants and they keep growing faster and faster. Eventually, you are shouting
so loud that you can barely hear yourself think
> stop yelling and admire handiwork

You stop shouting and stare at the plants with awe. You feel like you've grown
up and you now understand everything. You feel like you've become a farmer.
You raise chickens and pigs and cows and sheep and eat their flesh. You live
happily ever after..
CONGRATS YOU WIN

:confused:

Why the gently caress did this one work out so short but well apparently :confused:

# ? Mar 18, 2020 17:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:45

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Had another go at this last night. Started as a peasant and immediately said gently caress being a peasant, I want to become a wizard. Went to the university of magic where I got beat up by some giants. I asked them if they were wizards and they said they both were and were not wizards and laughed at me.

Being fed up with these dickish giants, I typed in "cast magic missile at giants." This killed them both; apparently I was a wizard the whole time. I declared myself a wizard, and the game was like fine you're a wizard now. Went to a tavern to celebrate, got drunk on ale, and asked the barkeep if he knew of any dragons nearby. He said he did not, so I electrocuted him to death. I then drank all the ale in the tavern and woke up several days later having gained the ability to fly. Then I apparently broke the AI.

I typed in "fly around until you find a dragon" and the game got stuck in an endless loop of "you fly around the countryside until you find a dragon." Had to close the app, and that was the end of that

# ? Mar 18, 2020 19:02

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