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They want to wanga.
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"He doesn't LIKE you!" "I'm sorry!" "I don't...normally do this but I do...c...could I buy you a drink or someth- Oh darn it! His arm! He uses that!" -Cantina Patron to Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi
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Feb 25, 2020 23:54
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Master Skywalker! There are too many of them! What are we going to do?!?
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Feb 26, 2020 00:09
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I have renegotiated the terms of our arrangement. You better hope that I stick with these new terms.
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Feb 26, 2020 20:02
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What's a duck?
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Han: Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee. C-3PO: But sir. Nobody worries about upsetting a droid. Han: That’s cause a droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. C-3PO: His arm!? Oh darn! He uses that!
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Feb 26, 2020 20:17
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greetings. i am therm scissorpunch. and i am here for romance
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Feb 27, 2020 03:35
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"Let the heat flow through you. Now, you see, these old HVACs, they're fine. I'm not saying they don't work. But you install a fully operational Palpatine HC-3300 in your bedroom—patent pending—and I guarantee, guarantee, you will be amazed at how many credits you're not spending every month on heating and cooling!"
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Feb 27, 2020 11:06
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"I loving hate Star Wars." —George Lucas
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Feb 27, 2020 13:24
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"I must apologize for Kylo Ren. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
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Feb 27, 2020 23:46
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"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of choking a guy out!" "  Blowing up a planet is actually way more powerful than that thing you said.""Dang, you're right, it is." "Enough of this. Vader, why are you even here? Why are you always following me around? I'm busy here with my, with my important meeting and you're talking about choking some dude out? That is not helpful at all, please think it through before next time you decide to try and contribute. Thank you. Now you were talking about blowing up a planet?" "I think we should do it." "Great!"
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Feb 28, 2020 00:00
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"Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?" "What? What the gently caress are you talking about, I'm the same size as the guy that I stole this armor from."
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Feb 28, 2020 03:26
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"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!" "More powerful than choking a guy out? lmao I don't think so old man." "I'mma be able to choke two guys out at the same time!" "Fuuuuuuuuuuk"
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"Going somewhere, Solo?" "Yes, Greedo, as a matter of fact I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got the money." "Oh, really? That's great! I was getting worried that I'd have to try and bring you to him at gun point. So if you have the money, let me see it to confirm that you're not just banthashitting me, and I'll let him know it's on the wa-" *sound of a blaster discharging* "MACLUNKEY, what'd you do that for?! drat, that really hur-" *sound of a blaster discharging again* "... Sorry about the mess."
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Feb 28, 2020 18:27
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"Gnaaak haak haaak haaaank!"1 --Sand person to Luke 1 "Hold still, there's a deadly Tatooine sand wasp on your shoulder!"
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"You are in command now, admiral Piett!" "Uh okay, but can I just get it in writing or something more formal that you're right now promoting me directly from captain to admiral? It just seems like a big step is all and I'd really feel a lot more comfortable if we got it written down in case Finance screws up the pay you know." "Alright I'll do the paper work but basically it's done already you can go ahead and do admiral stuff right away." *three weeks later* "Hey so I talked to HR and they felt promoting you to admiral was somehow 'gratuitous' and 'unearned', and apparently you can't just kill a guy and make another one take his job without going through the proper qualifications etc, so I choked their balls a little but they still wouldn't allow it. Sorry, captain Piett." "Damnit Vader I bought a new house and everything. gently caress."
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"It's good to see you again, Biggs. You're always great to have along on all our adventures. You're a regular part of the crew. Why, I'd go so far to say the Falcon is your home just as much as it is Han's. In fact it's a little annoying how underfoot you always are, if I'm being perfectly honest."
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Mar 2, 2020 06:44
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They do silks now? They do SILKS now? They do silks, now
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Mar 2, 2020 07:04
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"X-wings…roll out!"
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Mar 2, 2020 13:38
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And it really was, the return of the Jedi
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alnilam posted:And it really was, the return of the Jedi Narrator: It was not
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Mar 2, 2020 19:11
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Luke, help me take this codpiece off.
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Mar 3, 2020 01:11
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Holy poo poo gently caress you cut off my hand! You motherfucker!
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Mar 3, 2020 18:22
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Are you going to fly it? I mean, you can't fly in space anyway because there's no atmosphere, but also you appear to be too young to possess the skills and knowledge needed to operate a craft such as mine.
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Mar 3, 2020 18:45
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“zounds!!” (rhymes w “wounds”)
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Mar 3, 2020 19:47
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"Execute Order 65. WAIT, poo poo! I MEAN ORDER 66, NOT 65! 66!"
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Mar 3, 2020 22:32
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The most iconic lines were the ones Carrie Fisher snorted between takes
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Mar 3, 2020 23:06
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Dook! Uh, haha, i meant "Luke!" Lu-hahaha, I'm sorry. Lukehaha. Sorry. Sorry. It's just, hehe, we're in a garbage sluice and, ha you know, it's uh on the mind…
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Mar 4, 2020 02:48
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Many Bothans died to bring us this information. I don't know why they didn't just call us, but anyway.
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Mar 4, 2020 05:16
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Now that I've killed the Emperor, we will see the Return of the Jedi
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Mar 4, 2020 05:45
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Rey what so you plan to do with your dirt farm? I'm going to grow Rice of Skywalker
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Mar 4, 2020 05:55
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Dr. Solo... my dear Dr. Skywalker... Welcome, to The Empire Strikes Back!
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Mar 4, 2020 10:57
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Luke, have you seen Chewie? Did he take my almonds again?
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Mar 4, 2020 11:30
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Owen: You can go telling him about the Jedi, Ben. Obi-Wan: *Force pulls lightsaber to him* What are you going to do, stop me?
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A pox on both your neg holes!!!
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