Fuck it, I'm going Dark Side

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elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

# ? Jan 29, 2020 17:49

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Thread stickied for 1 hour so we can recruit

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

# ? Jan 29, 2020 17:52

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Perks:
New name for free
Extra blades on your lightsaber
You can jump start your own car

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

reignofevil posted:

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# ? Jan 29, 2020 17:58

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

elf help book posted:

Perks:
New name for free
Extra blades on your lightsaber
You can jump start your own car

# ? Jan 29, 2020 17:58

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Name: Lord Scion

Game: Hating things so hard I can never die

Primary use of dark side powers: requisitioning skin care cream

# ? Jan 29, 2020 18:08

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

lame: dying and becoming a ghost so you can talk to losers in sequels no one really cares about
badass: never actually dying

# ? Jan 29, 2020 18:09

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Coming to town motherfuckers

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

My child wants to execute republic agents in an extraterrestrial death arena

# ? Jan 29, 2020 18:30

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

reignofevil posted:

Thread stickied for 1 hour so we can recruit

you did not mean to unsticky this thread

# ? Jan 29, 2020 18:52

cuntman.net: Mar 1, 2013

reignofevil posted:

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elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

cuntman.net posted:

lol hell yeah

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Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

Lol the dork side more like

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

I have altered the terms of the thread being stuck. Pray I do not alter them further.

# ? Jan 29, 2020 19:09

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

The Dark Side gets lightning and choking, but the Light Side has literally zero exclusive powers.

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Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

Count me in OP. I want a black mask and a cool red lightsaber

# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:42

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Count me in OP. I want a black mask and a cool red lightsaber

you get lightsaber nunchaku

# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:25

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

elf help book posted:

you get lightsaber nunchaku

loving sick

# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:36

TheGreatEvilKing: Mar 28, 2016

poo poo, I'm in. Is there a planet we gotta blow up now or something?

# ? Jan 29, 2020 23:56

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

TheGreatEvilKing posted:

poo poo, I'm in. Is there a planet we gotta blow up now or something?

Why stop at one! Dark side!

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lukevictorious: Mar 31, 2019; this is the water

Put me in, coach. I'm down to kill some yeunglings

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Asimov: Feb 15, 2016

midichlorians by volume under 5% don't count, slay away

# ? Jan 30, 2020 09:15

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

I'm going to sit on a throne in a dark room for the next 30 to 50 years

# ? Jan 30, 2020 15:28

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I'll be in the corner, glowering

# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:20

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

RBA Starblade posted:

I'll be in the corner, glowering

Just imagine, some dipshit jedi walk in to fight me, and you turn on your lightsaber, lighting your face. theyll crap their robes

# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:31

Yorkshire Pudding: Nov 24, 2006

Light side: never using force crush
Dark side: force crushing everyone
Middle ground: force crushing cans to recycle them

# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:32

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

elf help book posted:

Just imagine, some dipshit jedi walk in to fight me, and you turn on your lightsaber, lighting your face. theyll crap their robes

Fuckin sick

Though my lightsaber won't turn red it keeps going orange or pink, which is pissing me off, which I think is driving me to the dark side more

# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:36

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

I'm not Ariong anymore. Now I'm Darth Iniquitous.

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Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

I�ll be Darth Insanius if those pricks on the Force Unleashed team think they�re too good for it

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