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Colonel Cancer posted:If you don't bathe in a tub of healing potion, you just might be an elf I just sort of assumed that magical wizard elfs would be more responsible with their chemical storage but now that I've given it more thought the bottles might actually be elf shampoo considering it's next to a tub
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The real question is this: do dwarves bathe? They clearly take care of their beards so some access to water and hygiene is guaranteed but
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Colonel Cancer posted:The real question is this: do dwarves bathe? They clearly take care of their beards so some access to water and hygiene is guaranteed but Make your own thread Colonel Cancer we are talking about elves here!!!
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Brute Hole Force posted:Get the goons that created an elf schlong dildo as per Tolkien in here, they'll probably know. Successful goon project.
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"Hey, I'm BATHING here!" - An elf
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Elves only bathe under the light of a full moon in the still-water fountain of the ancient goddess
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My hotel's as clean as an elven arse.
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But that's a human living among elves, we never see any of the real elves in there, and never see another shower. They made that just for him. Elves naturally come clean.
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bathing is, like, one of the three things elves do for fun. along with singing godawful ballads and being smugly condescending.
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Jeza posted:bathing is, like, one of the three things elves do for fun. along with singing godawful ballads and being smugly condescending. I think your phone auto corrected "hauntingly beautiful" to "godawful" just a heads up
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don't elves have like.... grime resistant skin or something? 
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I think your phone auto corrected "hauntingly beautiful" to "godawful" just a heads up tolkien's great-grandson detected
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Dick Bastardly posted:don't elves have like.... grime resistant skin or something? Ann Rice vampires do
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Elentor posted:Elves in Warcraft are obsessed with fountains, wells, sunwells, moonwells, anythingwells, statues that double as fountains, cities floating on water, cities surrounded by water, more water, and some of them live in atlantis Everyone knows Warcraft elves don't count. The red ones hang out with Orcs, which no self-respecting elf would ever do. And the other ones all died in a fire.
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drat thats a good new av Edit- I realize quoting this picture which is not your av is misleading but i stand by my decision this press conference is over
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If elves built the shower for the human, why isnt it bigger?
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Drunk Nerds posted:If elves built the shower for the human, why isnt it bigger? Unfortunately, Santa's Workshop isn't subject to the Americans with Disabilities Act.
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