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Post the most authoritative and powerful things you have done, you could do, or you should have done, with a penis of any kind. 1. In high school a dude thrust his dick at me in the locker room while his bros cheered and called me gay as an insult; i should have sucked it immediately would that have been rape? 2. Once I really needed a piss, but i sucked it back into my bladder by sheer will and strength 3. I used to play rugby and was in the scrum, i grabbed a teammates entire groin and steered him into the enemy in a decisive manner, dude didnt seem to mind, that’s rugby after all especially welcome in this thread is women officers and leaders who discipline insubordinate, insolent penises and bend them to the grand strategy Small Gay Planet fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jan 31, 2020 |
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Was the dude next to you in the scrum? I'm struggling to imagine the physics. Paint a big picture of a cock filled hand for me.
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Jan 31, 2020 10:52
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 Being number 6, you are in ideal position to steer the formation, when appropriate leverage is gained. Anyway it was something like this but dude was facing away and bent down 
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Jan 31, 2020 10:57
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I'm a man. My entire existence has been cock command adventures. How laughable that you can only recall three. My cock had three adventures on the way to the toilet today.
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Jan 31, 2020 13:32
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i am the cock commander
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Jan 31, 2020 13:38
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I AM THE COCK COMMANDER
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Jan 31, 2020 13:39
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Sometimes after pulling out and still turgid I wack it against the door jamb in a percussive act of manly defiance.
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Jan 31, 2020 14:31
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my cock lives a peaceful life in the countryside
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Jan 31, 2020 14:32
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I told it, I says, "Cock! You get over there and gently caress that hole!" The cock did as it was commanded, and the world was safe once again.
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Jan 31, 2020 14:50
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COCK COMMAND, THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT
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Jan 31, 2020 15:13
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Cock Command, this is Tranquility Base. The eagle has landed.
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Jan 31, 2020 15:39
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I grip my dick like a flight stick and make “pew pew pew” gun noises when I masturbate
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Jan 31, 2020 16:36
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Sex Skeleton posted:Cock Command, this is Tranquility Base. The eagle has landed. Roger Tranquility, we cup you down. You got a bunch of balls here about to turn blue.
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Jan 31, 2020 16:38
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Just lol if you haven't accidentally dick slapped your partner while changing positions. By merely rolling over in bed I assert cock dominance.
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Jan 31, 2020 16:50
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I grip my dick like a flight stick and make “pew pew pew” gun noises when I masturbate ffffuuuuck that's [one of] my fetish(es) 
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Jan 31, 2020 16:56
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this is cock traffic control, you're clear for take out and ascent to an altitude of 3 inches
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Jan 31, 2020 16:58
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THE MEN ARE TALKING HERE! 
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Jan 31, 2020 16:59
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:THE MEN ARE TALKING HERE! especially welcome in this thread is women officers and leaders who discipline insolent penises and bend them to the grand strategy
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Jan 31, 2020 17:02
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i dont know op but if you would have sucked that guys cock in the locker room, that would have been badass.
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Jan 31, 2020 18:23
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Small Gay Planet posted:especially welcome in this thread is women officers and leaders who discipline insolent penises and bend them to the grand strategy Bent cock? Call 1800-hewn-dog to complain. 
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Jan 31, 2020 18:27
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My cock is bugfuck insane and thinks it's Napoleon's cock: kinda small but the equivalent of forty thousand cocks in the field
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Jan 31, 2020 18:37
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leyock my deyock
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Jan 31, 2020 18:44
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I remember when I was in 9th grade, there was a guy a year ahead of me that one day decided to: 1 - explain how he had mastered cock control and 2 - try to explain how big his cock was to me by using the metal tubing of a desk as a comparison I'm pretty sure he was expelled a few months later.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:11
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That was the early title for Missile Command, but conservative marketing people at Atari rebranded.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:21
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I do that wiener flex thing and my wife is very impressed 
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Jan 31, 2020 19:30
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Cocks rise up over
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Jan 31, 2020 20:43
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thrust backwards against it, power bottoming an unexperienced top into submission cum with the power of mental fortitude alone pee with boner "the wraparound"
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I know this guy! ...BJ Honkey Lange... Flowers for QAnon fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jan 31, 2020 |
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