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0P, you were cool when you had a beard but now you are not. Kindly buy a stick on beard ASAP and slap it on your chin.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Lol I can grow a beard fine, I'm just not going to cover a wideset jaw and high cheek bones with a mop of my bristly rear end facial hair. I'm not sure why you think dudes who hinge their self worth on token elements of "masculinity" they've been brainwashed to revere "owns." You grow a beard if you like the way it looks, that's a normal person, if you start parading your beard around like it makes you manly while degrading people who don't have one, then you're gender expectation poisoned weirdo. Counterpoint: beards are the natural state of men. You don’t decide to grow one, you decide to prevent one from growing.
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Feb 6, 2020 14:34
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Stark Fist posted:gotta keep that poo poo till at least march to trap heat 
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Feb 6, 2020 15:21
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I still get carded regularly when I'm clean-shaven. I'm in my mid 30's now and have white hair in places. But when I'm clean-shaven I have a baby face.
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Feb 6, 2020 17:34
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Fat and lack of sunlight exposure makes your skin supple and soft  All of us will look amazing into our 60s if obesity doesn't kill you first lmao
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Feb 6, 2020 17:45
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youre posted:why doesn't SA have a beard havers subforum? It does! Or did, no-one has posted in it for a while https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3575608
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Feb 6, 2020 18:18
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The Management posted:Counterpoint: beards are the natural state of men. You don’t decide to grow one, you decide to prevent one from growing. 
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Feb 6, 2020 19:51
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Colonel Cancer posted:Fat and lack of sunlight exposure makes your skin supple and soft wow uh... that's an interesting perspective
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Feb 6, 2020 19:56
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Play posted:mine does too that's why I would never shave it all the way. it'd be grown back to a gross scraggly mess six hours after shaving it! I already have to shave my neck and cheeks daily, doing the whole face would be way too much work Yes maintaining myself clean shaven is more work than the beard, strangely enough because with a beard I need to use both clippers and a razor.
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Feb 6, 2020 23:24
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Play posted:wow uh... that's an interesting perspective No, he's right.
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Feb 7, 2020 23:42
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Sex Skeleton posted:No, he's right. that being a fat cave creature will cause you to look "amazing"? maybe I believe the skin will be softer. My skin is already leathery as poo poo because I force it to weather the worst of conditions without so much as a single squirt of moisturizer OP upon your early death I would like to make a beautiful couch from your soft, supple skin. Please make arrangements in your will
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Feb 8, 2020 00:41
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gonna shave the quake symbol into my pubes 
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