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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
i am selling a brown sludge like soda that isn't not poop, marketing has been really hard for us... any help?

customer feedback has been really positive:

perfect christmas gift for your ungreatful in-laws
- regrettably married husband

reminds me of my time in high school
- skinny acne kid

people ask me how my job is, I give them a bottle of sludge- they all thank me for being a hero
- high school janitor

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
jenkem? drat near killed em

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Step 1: Ironically rebrand as PUUP and get Gwenyth Paltrow to give a celebrity endorsement.

Step 3: profit



Gross Dude

Gross Dude
I am currently in the market for a product, OP, what luck.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Bacon Taco posted:

Step 1: Ironically rebrand as PUUP and get Gwenyth Paltrow to give a celebrity endorsement.

Step 3: profit

I am now a billionaire!

Step 4:
Waste it all buying paper clips so they cannot take over the universe.

I am now very poor.

<3 <3 Vanisher

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Uxzuigal posted:

I am now a billionaire!

Step 4:
Waste it all buying paper clips so they cannot take over the universe.

I am now very poor.

bend the paperclips into fun shapes. cats, dogs, playground equipment. sell them as art

bam, rich again


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
there was this guy who traded a paperclip up for a house. so if you ask me, you just became a real estate mogul

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

weed cat posted:

there was this guy who traded a paperclip up for a house. so if you ask me, you just became a real estate mogul

noice!

<3 <3 Vanisher

biosterous




do you have any amateurducts for sale? i don't need pro-level quality



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Twenty Four


Uxzuigal posted:

I am now a billionaire!

Step 4:
Waste it all buying paper clips so they cannot take over the universe.

I am now very poor.

lol my friend had me play that paper clip game a couple of years ago, I forgot about it

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Twenty Four posted:

lol my friend had me play that paper clip game a couple of years ago, I forgot about it

the web one? was amazing. I beat it.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Heather Papps

hello friend


one soda, please



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Khanstant

weed cat posted:

there was this guy who traded a paperclip up for a house. so if you ask me, you just became a real estate mogul

that guy ended up getting tricked into trading his house for a CompUSA that was already having a closeout sale lol

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Do you already have a supplier lined up? Because I already make deliveries regularly.

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i just sold all my bitcoins and am looking to get into sludge. how much sludge can i get for a dollar?



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Areola Grande posted:

jenkem? drat near killed em

Underated comment lol

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

Areola Grande posted:

jenkem? drat near killed em

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Droppin' the kids off at the BANK

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