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Gonna "accidentally" drop a pair of Sonic the Hedgehog tickets near her and act all flustered, then casually mention that I won the tickets but haven't found a second person and hey, if she's not doing anything that day. Ok scratch that, I bought the tickets online so I'll have to drop my phone with the Fandango app open. Gonna practice now so I don't break the phone and it lands screen side up but still make the drop look believable. Ok scratch that, gonna print the QR code on my way out to the Verizon store. Man, this is gonna be good. |
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(practicing in front of the mirror) "Hey girl, I've heard about you. You know who else has 'been around town,' because he's really fast?" |
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Feb 6, 2020 20:59
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Did you like The Truman Show? Well, have I got a treat for you. |
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BETRAYAL! my date showed up with her hands covered in bandages. she insisted that she "burned" her "hands" in a "kitchen grease fire," but I know she's really paying homage to the lovely sonic redesign from the NONCANONICAL Sonic Boom! cartoon
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excited to take my date home after the movie so she can see a live performance of my Sonic Underground-themed one man band.
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Turns out she thinks Sonic is "lame" and she's waiting to go to the hard reboot of the Mario films with her boyfriend.
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finally working up the nerve to ask my crush out to see Sonic the Hedgehog until i hear a “woah!” and an “ooga booga!” in close proximity |
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Feb 7, 2020 08:30
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Participating with the Sonic movie Rocky Horror style, running up and down the aisles and stairs as fast as I can, trying to impress my crush with my speed, rolling around on the ground powering up for my big speed burst.
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Twenty Four posted:Participating with the Sonic movie Rocky Horror style, running up and down the aisles and stairs as fast as I can, trying to impress my crush with my speed, rolling around on the ground powering up for my big speed burst. Need help! As part of my cosplay I gave my date a ring. I wasn't thinking about the implications and now things are really awkward. Need advice ASAP. TIA |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Need help! As part of my cosplay I gave my date a ring. I wasn't thinking about the implications and now things are really awkward. Need advice ASAP. TIA Simple, give her 49 more. This will clarify your intent and might even grant you access to the "special stage" 
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Need help! As part of my cosplay I gave my date a ring. I wasn't thinking about the implications and now things are really awkward. Need advice ASAP. TIA Get her to run into a bad guy and the ring will pop right out. |
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Feb 7, 2020 20:04
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SEEKING EMOTIONALLY STUNTED, CLOSETED FURY FOR MUTUAL LOATHING AND DESTRUCTION, INQUIRE WITHIN
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FutonForensic posted:BETRAYAL! my date showed up with her hands covered in bandages. she insisted that she "burned" her "hands" in a "kitchen grease fire," but I know she's really paying homage to the lovely sonic redesign from the NONCANONICAL Sonic Boom! cartoon my date was wearing a blue dress. with long sleeves. long blue sleeves. curse you eggman!!!
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i was thinking i might ask the girl who runs the chilli dog stand to go see the sonic movie with me but then i heard her screaming about how they should have stuck with the first design and i don't think she's the one for me.
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Feb 8, 2020 02:09
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okay pete, i'm gunna run down the hill, arms back, all blue blaze style okay? yes and then, you follow me, just behind, and yell a bunch of cool stuff about how i'm so fast and extreme. okay? ok now, if my spreadsheet is correct martha will be selling flowers at the corner of horny and main so as soon as i get near, jerry, i need you to emerge from the alleyway, and take out the gun. ... you brought the gun, right? yes. chad, i'm starting to thi- YOU DON'T THINK, SHADOW. YOU DO WHAT I SAY.
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everybody gets hung up on what colour sonic's arms should be when the more important point is that they should be tiny and vestigial like the wings of an ostrich. where u going bebe? |
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i asked her but then she hit me with a giant hammer. where did she get that hammer?
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Trying to probe them for their opinion on the Robotnik/Eggman debate, but keeping it subtle by using the Aeris/Aerith debate as a stand-in. |
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google THIS posted:Trying to probe them for their opinion on the Robotnik/Eggman debate, but keeping it subtle by using the Aeris/Aerith debate as a stand-in. Big Aerosmith fan personally |
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