Post ITT to be probated with a pic of Dash Rendar

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Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I like his hoth level and his arch foe the sex pheromone space prince

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you rolled for a "Dash card", so I think it's fitting you get Hoth Level Dash.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 08:32

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:11

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

hemale in pain posted:

Dash Rendar is an original character and in no way affiliated with Han Solo

when playing shadows of the empire recently i was super confused why dash wasn't developing jedi powers... i dont know why i mixed him up with original character kyle katarn who is definitely not han solo with force powers.

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I, uh, think this a concept art Dash.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 08:35

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

josh04 posted:

jesus christ, hombre!

Wanna roll for another Dash?

# ? Feb 10, 2020 08:35

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

The PC version of the game was better

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# ? Feb 10, 2020 08:38

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

overmind2000 posted:

The PC version of the game was better

No it wasn't!

But I am gonna cut off Dash probe at this post for now. I have to go to bed and the mod queue is filling up with more Dash than the admins can handle, I'm sure.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 08:42

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

TheBystander posted:

I only played the snowspeeder levels of Shadows, so I have no idea who this Dash guy is. Only one way to find out!

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He's a better pilot than Han Solo, that's for sure!

# ? Feb 10, 2020 08:50

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Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Moon Slayer posted:

Is he the one from that game that was just Star Wars-reskinned Doom? Because I rented it on SNES back in the day and never beat it.

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The reskinned Doom was Dark Forces which was on PC and had Kyle Katarn. Rad game! But seriously lacking in Dash...

Captain Hygiene posted:

What are you gonna do, probate me with a pic of Dash Rendar?

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hell yeah i am

yronic heroism posted:

Star Wars EU story group: Ok what about a replacement Han who is sexless and has no interest in Leia so she can hook up with a lizard man?

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you rolled Nic Cage Dash!

hard counter posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bum35rOYVQ

e: i can also accept a pic of the outrider

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you rolled "Toy Dash", but I can still make this happen

Cease to Hope posted:

hell fuckin yes i am here to get a commemorative dash rendar stamp on my rap sheet

plus it'll improve prequeldome's signal:noise ratio

jk it's prequeldoomed

e: can you link the image you probe me with because the rap sheet doesn't show images on awful.app

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High roll! Congrats on scoring classic N64 Dash!

PittTheElder posted:

the only thing I know about him comes from the op, but gotta say this Dash Rendar character sounds pretty stupid

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Hey! I resemble that remark.

I would give you an awful Dash, but you got a decent roll. A Hildebrandt roll! So what I can do is give you a "stupid looking" Dash pushing the big shiny buttons.

overmind2000 posted:

The PC version of the game was better

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The PC cutscene Dash looked like Max Payne, right?

# ? Feb 10, 2020 08:58

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