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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Trying to talk my Hogwarts guidance counselor into letting me major in something normal
 
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 Me: So I was thinking of going into premed.

GC: Ah, then you'll want potions. You'll learn how to make healing potions, murder potions, love potions, torture potions, cheating potions, permanent disfigurement potions...

Me: Um, I'd really just like to focus on the healing stuff? I don't want to make things that hurt people.

GC: You need a well rounded education.

Me: But--

GC: Relax. The potions teacher is a grouchy reformed wizard nazi equivalent.

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 Me: Ok, how about homeopathic healing?

GC: Good choice. In herbology you'll learn about screaming plants that can kill you, and that's just on day one.

* # ? Feb 10, 2020 02:33
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biosterous
trying to find out if there is a shop class in the wizarding school

"oh no this isn't a wizard trade school, this is the academic-stream wizard school"



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* # ? Feb 10, 2020 02:38
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 Me: Forget it. Can I just study English?

GC: (consulting a book of wizard lore) Oh, hmm, I'm not sure that would be possible, you see...ah yes, here we go, there are books that can kill you. Of course you can.

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BoldFrankensteinMir


 *Furrows brow at waiting-room pamphlet promoting "Sorcery, Thaumaturgy, Enchanting and Magicks" education and nothing else*


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* # ? Feb 10, 2020 02:56
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Finger Prince

biosterous posted:

trying to find out if there is a shop class in the wizarding school

"oh no this isn't a wizard trade school, this is the academic-stream wizard school"
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Finger Prince


 Hogwarts Tech

Doing a two year diploma in flying carpet repair.

* # ? Feb 10, 2020 14:26
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Escape From Noise

 Going to wizard art school and getting really high off homebrew potions.

* # ? Feb 10, 2020 14:28
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
School of Wizardry and Cuckolding

* # ? Feb 10, 2020 15:31
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 my father wants me to go into a reliable trade, like wandsmithing, you know, something normal.
but i think my true passion is video games journalism.



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 dies at age 89 trying to selectively breed horses 2 hav longer legs instead of just zappin em w the stick

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

School of Wizardry and Cuckolding

:five:



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wearing a lampshade

 I mean you'd have to use magic if you were a plumber that worked on wizard toilets. Literal giant shits.

* # ? Feb 10, 2020 18:33
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 wizards poo poo on the floor and then use magic to make it vanish



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* # ? Feb 10, 2020 18:34
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Escape From Noise

 Wizards don't poop. It's why they're so uptight.

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BoldFrankensteinMir


 Wizards poop into subdimensions and such, like they just hang their asses over the frame of a magic painting and slowly fill the nice picture of a field with turds like it's the Porta Potty of Dorian Gray.


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* # ? Feb 10, 2020 22:00
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idiotsavant
 wizards poo poo backwards into time all the poo poo from their future life is actually going back up into their asses

its why theyre so powerful

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Yinlock

 no son of mine is going to be a *spits to side* doctor


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BoldFrankensteinMir


 I mean let's be honest, your first year is going to be all cores anyway so you can stay undecided for a while. Enchanted library science is the great equalizer, you gotta learn the difference between grimoires and tomes somewhere.

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