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Recently I went to the store and left with: -A large pack of toilet paper. -2 cans of beer What purchases are you making that surely have the teller thinking what the items say about you and your future plans? |
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Feb 10, 2020 18:32
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frozen pizza jar of anchovies package of led lightbulbs
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Feb 10, 2020 18:32
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really big condoms tins of crushed tomatoes stepladder push pins poncho shampoo
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Feb 10, 2020 20:02
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1 "My Sincerest Condolences" greeting card 1 small onion 1 pocketknife ---------------- |
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Feb 10, 2020 22:18
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people say the cashier doesn't pay attention but I'll never forget the old guy with the two 20 something girls who were buying chocolate milk, whipped cream and condoms. wtf was the chocolate milk for??? |
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Feb 10, 2020 23:21
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dont say for drinking bc i cannot accept that was the answer |
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Feb 10, 2020 23:21
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My actual shopping trips the other week: Going to the supermarket 3 nights in a row and buying 2 30 packs of beer, nothing else, because they were on sale for the super bowl and probably won't see prices that low again. There was a limit of 2 per purchase, hence going 3 nights in a row, and I know I will drink it. Hopefully lasts me until St. Patrick's day sales when combined with what I already had. And no, I don't only drink beer. I drink liquor too 
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Feb 11, 2020 05:24
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once i bought four cans of tuna and a bouquet of roses and the cashier freaked out |
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Feb 11, 2020 05:33
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Twenty Four posted:My actual shopping trips the other week: Liquor? I BARELY KNEW 'ER! |
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Feb 11, 2020 07:03
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A cheap bottle of wine, some lube and some bandages did raise some eyebrows, although they didn't know that I was just shopping for my boss and wanted to refill my first aid kit in general.
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Feb 11, 2020 12:48
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Goons Are Great posted:A cheap bottle of wine, some lube and some bandages did raise some eyebrows, although they didn't know that I was just shopping for my boss and wanted to refill my first aid kit in general. So the cheap wine and bandages were for the first aid kit, and the lube was for your boss obviously!
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Feb 11, 2020 13:08
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All of them are for the first aid kit bc sometimes love is the best medicine 
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Feb 11, 2020 13:09
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bag of wooden bbq skewers bag of marshmallows a lone egg i call it the ap physics
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Feb 11, 2020 14:51
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-three whole chickens -duct tape
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Feb 11, 2020 18:45
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:-three whole chickens elsa looks outside her bedroom window at the muggy June afternoon before her focus is broke by a voice in the hallway "Do you want to build a snowmannnn?"
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Feb 11, 2020 19:23
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fartzilla posted:once i bought four cans of tuna and a bouquet of roses and the cashier freaked out CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Mar 4, 2020 23:54
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ken doll, barber shears, pack of push pins, greeting card beginning "to my dear ex husband . . . "
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Mar 5, 2020 00:07
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The very second I see someone buy toilet paper I begin constructing a mental image of them pooping in desparation, regretting their nutrition choices from before, sweating, praying and begging any God for mercy. Thank God I almost got control of my urge to speak out my thoughts in public by now.
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Mar 5, 2020 01:19
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six pack of mr. pibb, package of hydrox cookies, can of brazil nuts, look of grim determination
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Mar 5, 2020 01:31
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If someone is buying 4 different flavours of jello powder at 2am, they high AF I don't care what their excuse is. Your jar of pickles and loaf of bread ain't foolin' anyone, jefe. |
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Mar 5, 2020 01:41
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container of lube, literally anything else
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Mar 5, 2020 01:46
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Four bottles of cola, two packs of Mentos, a single ski mask Who's gonna laugh once I robbed that bank without a single firearm
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Mar 5, 2020 01:55
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a $500 hydroponic setup and a single packet of the cheapest herb/vegetable seeds in the store
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Mar 5, 2020 01:58
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Goons Are Great posted:Four bottles of cola, two packs of Mentos, a single ski mask The guards when they notice that they aren't diet. |
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Mar 5, 2020 08:36
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The guards when they notice that they aren't diet. Oh, come on! Who the h*ck eats diet mentos?!? |
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Mar 5, 2020 15:28
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the most poignant shopping checkout i ever participated in was an older man buying a big ol cucumber and a bottle of hand lotion. it's ~11pm and he gazes lustfully at the cuke the whole time we're waiting in line. never looks away. this man is horny for a cucumber and he cannot lie. shy little smile at the cashier when he goes to pay, she's trying to be polite and not quite holding back a disgusted lip curl. i'm high as hell and the whole scene is extra vivid/funny to me. "at least someone's having fun tonight" i say to her when it's my turn to pay, and she just gives me a look of hate. she hates her job, she hates the cucumber man, and she hates me too. she tells me my total, and i pay and leave with my chips, soda, blunt wrap and a poo poo-eating grin
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Mar 5, 2020 17:01
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xcheopis posted:Oh, come on! Who the h*ck eats diet mentos?!? One ski mask please, extra slim
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Mar 5, 2020 17:22
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owlhawk911 posted:the most poignant shopping checkout i ever participated in was an older man buying a big ol cucumber and a bottle of hand lotion. it's ~11pm and he gazes lustfully at the cuke the whole time we're waiting in line. never looks away. this man is horny for a cucumber and he cannot lie. shy little smile at the cashier when he goes to pay, she's trying to be polite and not quite holding back a disgusted lip curl. i'm high as hell and the whole scene is extra vivid/funny to me. "at least someone's having fun tonight" i say to her when it's my turn to pay, and she just gives me a look of hate. she hates her job, she hates the cucumber man, and she hates me too. she tells me my total, and i pay and leave with my chips, soda, blunt wrap and a poo poo-eating grin love the cucumber man
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Mar 5, 2020 18:12
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its mostly from the butcher: shanks, thighs, trotters, brains, hearts, other organs etc also quite a lot of thread and sewing needles, a whole shitload of batteries, and a disturbingly broad selection of knives
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Mar 5, 2020 21:50
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