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ANUSTART posted:education reform and funding That's a good joke
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I for one am shocked that Never A Straight Answer is trying to hide the truth about brooms.
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Feb 11, 2020 22:25
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brooms are boring as poo poo, one time back at college i walked through the closed pub as a shortcut during the winter and at like 2am, in the middle of the night, i was possibly the only witness to a cue ball held aloft by three pool cues on the pool table, each braced against the rail and pointing up to hold this loving cue ball up like three feet off the table i took pictures with my phone because it was so bizarre, like seeing a goddamn sasquatch, but alas it was like six phones ago. who did that? why?
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Feb 11, 2020 22:34
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Why today? The version I always heard was that it was only possible on the Equinox
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Feb 12, 2020 06:55
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you have to do it at lahaina noon
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Feb 12, 2020 07:17
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I've spent 3 hours today trying to balance a stack of nickels on my dick. They keep falling off. Can't even get one to go.
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Feb 12, 2020 08:09
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Ruggan posted:Apparently some idiots that don’t understand center of gravity are gullible enough to believe it when they’re told that THIS DAY ONLY you can balance your broom because our gravitational field is different and NASA said so gravity does vary daily dude to the position of the moon and the sun
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Feb 12, 2020 08:18
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food court bailiff posted:brooms are boring as poo poo, one time back at college i walked through the closed pub as a shortcut during the winter and at like 2am, in the middle of the night, i was possibly the only witness to a cue ball held aloft by three pool cues on the pool table, each braced against the rail and pointing up to hold this loving cue ball up like three feet off the table it's amazing how quickly and how far phone camera technology has advanced. pictures from even like 5 years ago have noticeably less quality
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Feb 12, 2020 08:20
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house of the dad posted:I've spent 3 hours today trying to balance a stack of nickels on my dick. They keep falling off. Can't even get one to go.
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Feb 12, 2020 08:32
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food court bailiff posted:brooms are boring as poo poo, one time back at college i walked through the closed pub as a shortcut during the winter and at like 2am, in the middle of the night, i was possibly the only witness to a cue ball held aloft by three pool cues on the pool table, each braced against the rail and pointing up to hold this loving cue ball up like three feet off the table it was god who did that.
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Feb 12, 2020 11:02
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Despera posted:gravity does vary daily dude to the position of the moon and the sun No poo poo (that’s why tides are a thing), but the minuscule variance isn’t gonna make or break standing up a broom on one very special day
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Feb 12, 2020 14:38
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i tried to stand up a broom today and it fell over. NASA was telling the truth!
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Feb 12, 2020 14:40
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Ruggan posted:No poo poo (that’s why tides are a thing), but the minuscule variance isn’t gonna make or break standing up a broom on one very special day You would think that (because of stupidity), but here we are balancing brooms on this one very special day.
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Feb 12, 2020 14:46
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no the special day was yesterday. today the brooms fall over again
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Feb 12, 2020 14:47
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Shaka, when the Brooms Fell
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Feb 12, 2020 14:48
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https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1227273760228683776?s=20
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Feb 12, 2020 14:52
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this couldve been recorded the day before
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Minorkos posted:this couldve been recorded the day before Not A Straight Answer does it again
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Feb 12, 2020 15:27
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Uhhhh why is nobody in the thread addressing this glaring issue?? That flat earth documentary is so good and has such a good ending.
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Feb 12, 2020 15:34
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house of the dad posted:I've spent 3 hours today trying to balance a stack of nickels on my dick. They keep falling off. Can't even get one to go. try dimes instead
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Feb 12, 2020 15:35
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hey op, do you know what else is standing up on its own today?
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Feb 12, 2020 15:43
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SubnormalityStairs posted:hey op, do you know what else is standing up on its own today? My 2 year old
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Feb 12, 2020 16:19
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yikes those aren't supposed to last longer than four hours, you should see a doctor
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Feb 12, 2020 16:40
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Ruggan posted:No poo poo (that’s why tides are a thing), but the minuscule variance isn’t gonna make or break standing up a broom on one very special day its not the longest leap of logic that something that can move trillions of gallons of water might have an effect on a broom.
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Feb 13, 2020 01:02
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N.ever A. S.traight A.nswer
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Feb 13, 2020 02:02
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Lol cnn has this on the front page
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Feb 13, 2020 02:50
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i tried staning on a broom i stood up and now im a human popsicle and loving it
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Feb 13, 2020 04:13
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My kid stands brooms up all the time, and at first I was like "Whoa" but now I'm like, "Seriously put that poo poo back in the laundry room, jerk."
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Feb 13, 2020 04:45
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the rain man of standing brooms
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Feb 13, 2020 04:52
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Stood it up Kitty knocked it over
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Feb 13, 2020 06:08
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gravity is by far the least understood thing in physics. becoming king smug beause you have a slightly higher comprehension of it than the average layperson says more about you than them.
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Feb 13, 2020 06:14
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Despera posted:gravity is by far the least understood thing in physics. becoming king smug beause you have a slightly higher comprehension of it than the average layperson says more about you than them. 
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Feb 13, 2020 07:24
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The muscular action from your sphincter is capable of holding up multiple brooms against the force of gravity 
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Feb 13, 2020 07:33
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Colonel Cancer posted:The muscular action from your sphincter is capable of holding up multiple brooms against the force of gravity Fun fact, NASA spent over $45M to discover this.
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Feb 13, 2020 07:41
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Pawn 17 posted:Fun fact, NASA spent over $45M to discover this. And Russians just used a pencil!
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Boomstick challenge.
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