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vanisher

just really sad no one wants to be my valentine this year

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vanisher

why is everyone wearing big plastic suits around me its going to make doing that romantic linked elbows champagne sip awkward



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take the moon

by sebmojo
valentines day is a scam invented by greeting card companies, i maintain furiously while my immuno-suppressed body dies painfully of coronavirus

vanisher



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vanisher

You don't want to be my valentine just cause I have a deadly highly infectious disease? Okay I get it you don't like me.



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vanisher



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vanisher



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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


You take my breath away! Also, I'm suffering respiratory failure due to coronavirus.

Macnult

ghirardelli cough drops

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
together on a white sand beach holding hands and sippin on Corona Lights ironically

Escape From Noise

Slamming Corona after Corona on my big Valentine's date. The last thing I remember is explaining that I'm working on building up a tolerance through gradual exposure.

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Escape From Noise

Now that everyone's focused on Corinavirus I might have a shot at spending Valentine's day with avian or swine flu. Possibly even ebola!

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