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Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
golang

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Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
rust

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
convention

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

*con

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Did we do Information Superhighway yet

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
vim

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




C for people who were sad D didn't take off


rust for people who need to make a new product for a promotion at google

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
"service"

so friggin tired of going into interviews and saying that in such-and-such job I developed software libraries and getting "uhhhhh... whaddaya mean???"

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
“jump”

what the hell is a “jump” anyway

it’s just a loving unconditional branch

why would you ever need that poo poo to be separate

and even worse, “jump to subroutine?”

and “return to subroutine?”

you don’t need that poo poo just a way to save and restore the pc

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
goto achieves miles in an inch

mystes
May 31, 2006

eschaton posted:

“jump”

what the hell is a “jump” anyway

it’s just a loving unconditional branch

why would you ever need that poo poo to be separate

and even worse, “jump to subroutine?”

and “return to subroutine?”

you don’t need that poo poo just a way to save and restore the pc
Why should the the CPU have special instructions for the stack when I can just increment a register myself?! It must be a liberal nanny state conspiracy. Make CPU architecture great again.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Kazinsal posted:

as far as I can tell kubernetes isn't a tool for developing software. it's a tool for wasting vc funbux on things that aren't nose candy for the techbro execs

Sounds like someone doesn't know how to be "planet scale"

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

eschaton posted:

“jump”

what the hell is a “jump” anyway

it’s just a loving unconditional branch

why would you ever need that poo poo to be separate

and even worse, “jump to subroutine?”

and “return to subroutine?”

you don’t need that poo poo just a way to save and restore the pc

wait, how the hell did you conclude that branch was the correct one and jump wrong? as a noun code indeed has branches, the execution can go in several different directions, but as a verb in a specific instance the execution stops walking steadily forward and discontinuously goes somewhere else; a jump.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

jre posted:

Sounds like someone doesn't know how to be "planet scale"

https://twitter.com/moonpolysoft/status/1102418485278212096

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"stop loving the computers"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

This thread's title should be "programming buzzwords of which you're so loving tired."

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
nah

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Sagebrush posted:

This thread's title should be "programming buzzwords of which you're so loving tired."
so loving tired that what results?

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

This thread's title should be "programming buzzwords of which you're so loving tired."

tired of this post

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Kazinsal posted:

as far as I can tell kubernetes isn't a tool for developing software. it's a tool for wasting vc funbux on things that aren't nose candy for the techbro execs

What the gently caress is kubernetes?

OH! You mean k8s.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Salt Fish posted:

What the gently caress is kubernetes?

OH! You mean k8s.

a miserable pile of pods

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
"doesn't meet our expectations" and "are you loving kidding me with this?"

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe

Salt Fish posted:

What the gently caress is kubernetes?

OH! You mean k8s.

kyoob-er-neet-us

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
kates is the right way to say it, also software dudes are no longer allowed to name things.

mystes
May 31, 2006

k8s is actually an emoticon and it's pronounced "nerd wearing propeller hat and glasses making a quizzical expression."

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

were calling it kochos now

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

mystes posted:

k8s is actually an emoticon and it's pronounced "nerd wearing propeller hat and glasses making a quizzical expression."
:prepop:

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Bloody posted:

were calling it kochos now

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Bloody posted:

were calling it kochos now

docker 8: the kocho

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