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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Buns Akimbo
 
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Escape From Noise

 Yeah. I'm ready for whatever. I have one half of a bun in each hand. Come at me! Throw some beef patty at me. Go ahead! Blam! I got myself a tasty hamburger! I could even turn it into a cheeseburger with one of these tactical cheese slices I keep loaded in this tactical garnish and toppings vest. What's that? Trying to wing me in the face with loose sandwich meats, thus temporarily blinding me with the salts? BLADOW! Sandwich time! May even hit it with some mustard and pickle if they weren't provided. So you're going to try and take me down with bacon and eggs? Sunny side up? Over easy? Scrambled? Doesn't matter because, guess what? BREAKFAST SANDWICH! Gonna hit it with this hip flask of hot sauce. Yeah. You might as well give up now because my fighting style will turn any attack into a delicious and harmless sandwich.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Feb 13, 2020
* # ? Feb 13, 2020 04:11
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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.
bet you can’t deal with my fried chicken and spices attack :smug:



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thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 13:05
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google THIS

 (after getting my fist trapped between the buns mid-punch) *sigh* Let me guess...

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 13:54
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deep dish peat moss

 The goatse guy was buns akimbo

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 17:25
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 FLYING BUNS ATTACK *laser noises*

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 20:48
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Escape From Noise

deep dish peat moss posted:

The goatse guy was buns akimbo

A true master of the form

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 06:22
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