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Daikloktos posted:It wasn't until a few years ago I realized the chicken crossing the road joke was more than antihumor. the real value in the chicken joke is from the reactions people have when they realize they have been misunderstanding it for years
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Kids joke about Medusa eh? Medusa was getting ready for a night on the town when she saw thee blind mice scurrying across her floor. She caught them under a bowl and planned on fedding them to her hair after she returned home. The first mouse said I can't see you but I can hear you and you sound like a beautiful lady, won't you let me go? Medusa was flattered and let the first mouse go. The second mouse said I can't see you but you smell devine. Won't you let me go? Again flattered, Medusa let the second mouse go. The third mouse said I can't see you but I felt your grip and you are very powerful. Medusa asked do you want to be let go too? No said the mouse. I'd like your hand in marriage. But my hair will devour you the first chance it gets. Don't worry said the mouse, I taste terrible and they are sure to spit me out. Medusa tried to feed him to her hair and sure enough they spit him out. And with that Medusa married the mouse. Now, whenever they go out together, people say, what sensible pair. Kids love that one.
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