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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The Sci-Fi Wi-Fi > Hux realizes the tragic truth. He lost the star wars.
 
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halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


 Who was the real winner of the star wars?

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dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
The people who run the Star War economy: the Star Patriots. ID tagged Jedi carrying ID tagged lightsabers.

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

halokiller posted:

Who was the real winner of the star wars?

Sheev Palpatine, nine time undisputed Star Wars Winner. Until he melted to death because his granddaughter made and X in front of her with two lightsabers. gently caress

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
 until he's needed for another sequel

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

halokiller posted:

Who was the real winner of the star wars?

Rapacious financial interests, which flung off the successive constraints of republican law and imperial favor and parceled out the post-collapse universe in fiefdoms of capital

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 Us, the collective posters of the internet.

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Cage Kicker
Feb 20, 2009

End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made



Lipstick Apathy

dudeness posted:

The people who run the Star War economy: the Star Patriots. ID tagged Jedi carrying ID tagged lightsabers.

Star li lu le Wars

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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

 The humble Jawas, who have a ton of scrap to salvage after every big battle

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Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

The humble Jawas, who have a ton of scrap to salvage after every big battle

The Jawa version of "Dog Eat Dog" from Les Mis is a masterpiece.

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Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer

halokiller posted:

Who was the real winner of the star wars?

Those guys on the casino planet in TLJ. They didn't get their comeuppance, and they never will!

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cams
Mar 28, 2003

Asgerd posted:

Those guys on the casino planet in TLJ. They didn't get their comeuppance, and they never will!
tlj: "whoa, drat, war itself is wrong. even in trying to fight the first order, we fund evil in the universe. we must stop the military industrial complex."

tros: "BEHOLD, MY ZOMBIE FLEET CREATED WITH SITH MAGICS THAT I KEPT UNDERGROUND FOR THIS MOMENT. ULTIMATE POWERRRRRRRRRRRR"

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Asgerd posted:

Those guys on the casino planet in TLJ. They didn't get their comeuppance, and they never will!

capitalism wins again

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Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
When asked how many ships were in the new PlanetFucker fleet, planetary governer Palpatine responded "IT'S OVER 9000"

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