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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Better slogans
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Dillon2
Apr 3, 2018
 Sinaloa Cartel: For When You Want More White than the KKK

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 The image I posted yesterday for Sara Lee is actually their real slogan. People often mishear it as "Nobody does it like Sara Lee," but what was on the van is real.

Their whole slogan is "Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee," which is wonderfully double-negatively hosed up.

Edit: If I get the motivation I'm going to change it to "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like Sara Lee?"

CaptainSarcastic fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Mar 1, 2020

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Nurge posted:
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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

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Dillon2
Apr 3, 2018

Bloody Hedgehog posted:



gently caress it, why not

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


 Please vote this thread, goons. Some great work here :sun:

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

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Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

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This got a hearty laugh out of me.

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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

big nipples big life posted:



Lol

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