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Escape From Noise

Rocks are very important to our planet. They make up probably like 50% of it by volume (just a guess!) So to celebrate post rock in this thread!



Gravel is important for country roads that connect the heartland together.


Even though it's a stone, a stone is a type of rock. The Rosetta Stone is like really good at learning languages or something.


Mount Rushmore has rock faces of some really serious looking guys on it for some reason. WHY SO SERIOUS??? Remember that?


I know what you're saying. "OP, magma is a liquid so it can't be a rock!" Well hold onto your butts because I'm about to blow your mind... magma is melted rock!

See? I told you rocks are important! So post 'em!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Feb 22, 2020

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biosterous






geodes are rocks that you slice in half and find secret gems inside



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Escape From Noise

biosterous posted:



geodes are rocks that you slice in half and find secret gems inside

:wth:

City of Glompton

i like rocks, they are my friends

you may not think rocks are capable of feelings but here is my happy rock friend, look how happy he is


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Escape From Noise

City of Glompton posted:

i like rocks, they are my friends

you may not think rocks are capable of feelings but here is my happy rock friend, look how happy he is



I agree. Here is a famous song about a rock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VCCiY17hKw

Galaxander


Some rocks are lil bit showoffs, but still pretty cool really.

Galaxander


of course!

Yinlock

rocks are boring


Yinlock

*getting off the magic school bus an hour later* I FUCKIN LOVE MINERALS


Escape From Noise

Galaxander posted:


of course!

Tasty looking and informative!

Mummy Napkin
Did y'all know that rocks could also be as pets?

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






over millenia, the dagger evolved from stone, to copper, to bronze and finally to steel to keep up with the evolutionary needs of shanking its prey.
Scientists speculate that asteroids are a similar species of dagger that have evolved to shank entire populations of dinosaurs in one stab.


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Goons Are Gifts

They're minerals, Mary.


Galaxander

Rock on, igneous. Rock over, sedimentary. Metamorphic: you're in good hands.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

godspeed you! black opal



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
someone post dippy pls

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

:love:

Escape From Noise

There's a museum for them!
http://www.dnp.co.jp/artscape/eng/focus/1703_02.html

alnilam

Here is a song about a rock who is maybe not so enthused about it

https://youtu.be/Ukbu9dmmzJg

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
https://www.dailysquat.com/the-rock...XLf09lgnNupbkYo

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has angered geology fans by refusing to confirm exactly what kind of rock he is.
The actor and former WWE wrestler has so far avoided answering any questions on whether he’s sedimentary, igneous or metamorphic.

‘This is a very basic geological question and yet this so-called “The Rock” refuses to answer it. What is he hiding? I think we have a right to know,’ said Mandy Roethlisberger, a professional in the field.

While The Rock has all the usual lumps and bumps one would associate with a rock, there are some rumblings that he might not even be a rock at all.

‘He’s just a muscular man. I’ve seen his long-form birth certificate,’ said Donald Trump.

We reached out to The Rock for a comment but his agent told us he was currently undergoing restoration work to repair some light weathering.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Escape From Noise

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

https://www.dailysquat.com/the-rock...XLf09lgnNupbkYo

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has angered geology fans by refusing to confirm exactly what kind of rock he is.
The actor and former WWE wrestler has so far avoided answering any questions on whether he’s sedimentary, igneous or metamorphic.

‘This is a very basic geological question and yet this so-called “The Rock” refuses to answer it. What is he hiding? I think we have a right to know,’ said Mandy Roethlisberger, a professional in the field.

While The Rock has all the usual lumps and bumps one would associate with a rock, there are some rumblings that he might not even be a rock at all.

‘He’s just a muscular man. I’ve seen his long-form birth certificate,’ said Donald Trump.

We reached out to The Rock for a comment but his agent told us he was currently undergoing restoration work to repair some light weathering.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

but it was not a rock!

it was a rock lobster!



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Another song about a rock

https://youtu.be/Jp8znvfYbow

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

https://www.dailysquat.com/the-rock...XLf09lgnNupbkYo

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has angered geology fans by refusing to confirm exactly what kind of rock he is.
The actor and former WWE wrestler has so far avoided answering any questions on whether he’s sedimentary, igneous or metamorphic.

‘This is a very basic geological question and yet this so-called “The Rock” refuses to answer it. What is he hiding? I think we have a right to know,’ said Mandy Roethlisberger, a professional in the field.

While The Rock has all the usual lumps and bumps one would associate with a rock, there are some rumblings that he might not even be a rock at all.

‘He’s just a muscular man. I’ve seen his long-form birth certificate,’ said Donald Trump.

We reached out to The Rock for a comment but his agent told us he was currently undergoing restoration work to repair some light weathering.

God drat.

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