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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 neo natal SoMe coordinator, helps parents get their babies onto SoMe without hazzle.

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 11:29
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:15
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Robot kicker

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 14:10
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Manifisto


 meme dankifier repairman

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 19:25
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 offender trender - sets the current trend of what's offensive and not

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 20:36
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Manifisto


 cilantro influencer

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 20:38
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 bee milker

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 20:55
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 butt pirates — they shrink themselves down to microscopic size to sneak into your body and steal your organs. now talk about plundering booty!

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 20:59
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

butt pirates — they shrink themselves down to microscopic size to sneak into your body and steal your organs. now talk about plundering booty!

Hook marks, peg leg prints, tiny parrot droppings... This man did from butt piracy. Notice the tiny indentations on the left cheek from a tiny broadside.

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 21:24
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 sock abducter - finds, steals, lick and chews your socks

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 22:03
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Manifisto


 bread tag technician

* # ? Feb 25, 2020 23:29
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Jaguars!


 Iphone recycler

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 00:25
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Pastry of the Year

 bespoke setup crafter for people who feel as though they must immediately go in

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 02:23
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

 plucky first wave fighter pilot who will show the world his skills as well as take it to those aliens who appear to have overtaken our posi

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 06:57
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Escape From Noise

 VR user duster

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 07:41
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Manifisto


 soylent greengrocer


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 07:47
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Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

soylent greengrocer
* # ? Feb 26, 2020 07:50
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Escape From Noise

 Black Mirror and real life comparer

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 08:13
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Manifisto posted:

soylent greengrocer
* # ? Feb 26, 2020 09:05
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 matrix consultant, helps you pick out the battery what best suited for your alien overlord needs.

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 11:56
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Finger Prince

Heather Papps posted:

bank teller but im silent and my friend bank penn struggles against the chain and speaks for me
* # ? Feb 26, 2020 12:49
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Finger Prince


 Intern at a post apocalyptic raiding gang

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 12:50
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Finger Prince


 Meat support. It's like tech support but for AIs to call when their human stops working.
"hi this my name is JarJar, can I get your unique identifier?"
<<DSTR42069 - human self identified as Dongorapid IV has stopped responding to stimulus, please render assistance>>
"mmm hmm, mmm hmm, so what I am hearing you say is that your human has stopped responding. Let me just see what I can see from my end... *clickety clickety click*... Ok so what I'm seeing is the human is no longer responding to stimulus. I'm going to ask you to first try turning your human off and back on again.
<<error unable to comply. Turning off human is not part of primary motivational code. DSTR42069 is a mark 9 dick sucking trolley robot. DSTR42069 can only human on.>>
"oh I see, well in that case don't panic and just wait 20 or 30 minutes"
<<oh I think human Dongorapid IV is beginning to respond. Thank you human JarJar. Please insert organ into telefleshlight so I might thank you in the manner of my people. Please have supervisor do similar, you have been most helpful.>>

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 13:11
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Finger Prince posted:

Meat support. It's like tech support but for AIs to call when their human stops working.
"hi this my name is JarJar, can I get your unique identifier?"
<<DSTR42069 - human self identified as Dongorapid IV has stopped responding to stimulus, please render assistance>>
"mmm hmm, mmm hmm, so what I am hearing you say is that your human has stopped responding. Let me just see what I can see from my end... *clickety clickety click*... Ok so what I'm seeing is the human is no longer responding to stimulus. I'm going to ask you to first try turning your human off and back on again.
<<error unable to comply. Turning off human is not part of primary motivational code. DSTR42069 is a mark 9 dick sucking trolley robot. DSTR42069 can only human on.>>
"oh I see, well in that case don't panic and just wait 20 or 30 minutes"
<<oh I think human Dongorapid IV is beginning to respond. Thank you human JarJar. Please insert organ into telefleshlight so I might thank you in the manner of my people. Please have supervisor do similar, you have been most helpful.>>

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 14:12
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DelilahFlowers

Finger Prince posted:

Meat support. It's like tech support but for AIs to call when their human stops working.
"hi this my name is JarJar, can I get your unique identifier?"
<<DSTR42069 - human self identified as Dongorapid IV has stopped responding to stimulus, please render assistance>>
"mmm hmm, mmm hmm, so what I am hearing you say is that your human has stopped responding. Let me just see what I can see from my end... *clickety clickety click*... Ok so what I'm seeing is the human is no longer responding to stimulus. I'm going to ask you to first try turning your human off and back on again.
<<error unable to comply. Turning off human is not part of primary motivational code. DSTR42069 is a mark 9 dick sucking trolley robot. DSTR42069 can only human on.>>
"oh I see, well in that case don't panic and just wait 20 or 30 minutes"
<<oh I think human Dongorapid IV is beginning to respond. Thank you human JarJar. Please insert organ into telefleshlight so I might thank you in the manner of my people. Please have supervisor do similar, you have been most helpful.>>
* # ? Feb 26, 2020 22:06
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Tin Tim

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

 emotional support human

I will follow you around during stressful situations and will tell you that you are in fact cool and good


Thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix!

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 22:22
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Tin Tim

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

 Also I'm thinking about a start-up business for untying your twisted earplug cables on your morning bus/train ride


Thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix!

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 22:26
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 shoe lace technician , bachelor in tying your shoe laces

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 22:38
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:15
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Tin Tim

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

 Writing my master thesis on the evolution of the lace and fancy knots during the ages


Thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix!

* # ? Feb 26, 2020 22:52
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