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I believe your dam'll hold through the niiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHT

oh OH STREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAM BEAVER,

your stickwork there sure is looking tiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHT

# ? Feb 26, 2020 01:49

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Well I could see
You home with me
But you were with another man, yeah!
I know we
Ain't got much to say
Before I let you get away, yeah!
I said, are you gonna feed my squirrel

# ? Feb 26, 2020 02:03

Yinlock

what's up guys it's your boy stream beaver gaming

# ? Feb 26, 2020 02:32

Manifisto

there must be
fifty ways to shove your beaver

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 26, 2020 03:14

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and then i saw her millrace
and I'MM A BEEEEAAAA-VVER
so i dammed her place
built a lodge and now it's mine

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Feb 26, 2020 03:26

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

Well I could see
You home with me
But you were with another man, yeah!
I know we
Ain't got much to say
Before I let you get away, yeah!
I said, are you gonna feed my squirrel

This is the story of a squirrel
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

# ? Feb 26, 2020 04:25

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

there must be
fifty ways to shove your beaver

Just eat a lil bark, Mark
Build up a lake, Jake
Make a new dam, Stan
Just listen to me

# ? Feb 26, 2020 04:34

Escape From Noise

Just don't say I'm
Dammed for all time

# ? Feb 26, 2020 04:38

alnilam

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Just don't say I'm
Dammed for all time

I don't want your flood money

# ? Feb 26, 2020 04:47

alnilam

alnilam posted:

I don't want your flood money

You might as well take it
It's made out of wood

# ? Feb 26, 2020 04:48

FutonForensic

the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big stream they called 'the Big Stream'
the stream, it is said, never gives up her wood
when the beavers 'o' the stream build in the stream

with a load of wooden sticks twenty-six thousand grams more
than the beaver holding sticks weighed empty
that good beaver dude had a stick to be chewed
beavers look muscular, tough & burly

# ? Feb 26, 2020 05:00

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

oh long johnson

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# ? Feb 26, 2020 05:17

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

oh don piano

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# ? Feb 26, 2020 05:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Bonaventure posted:

oh long johnson

# ? Feb 26, 2020 05:51

Escape From Noise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP97PPTufJA

# ? Feb 26, 2020 06:09

Macnult

FutonForensic posted:

the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big stream they called 'the Big Stream'
the stream, it is said, never gives up her wood
when the beavers 'o' the stream build in the stream

with a load of wooden sticks twenty-six thousand grams more
than the beaver holding sticks weighed empty
that good beaver dude had a stick to be chewed
beavers look muscular, tough & burly

# ? Feb 26, 2020 06:26

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FutonForensic posted:

the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big stream they called 'the Big Stream'
the stream, it is said, never gives up her wood
when the beavers 'o' the stream build in the stream

with a load of wooden sticks twenty-six thousand grams more
than the beaver holding sticks weighed empty
that good beaver dude had a stick to be chewed
beavers look muscular, tough & burly

ah the great gorton beavfoot

*drums kick in*
the wind in the reeds made a tattletale sound, as the stream it broke over their paling,
and all the beavers chewed, as the muskrats did too,
�cuz cambium tastes really bitching!

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Feb 26, 2020 15:46

FutonForensic

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‘cuz cambium tastes really bitching!

gently caress yeah it does

# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all of my dreams

Then I went to her place, she was a beaver!
An underwater cave, that I couldn't find!
I'm in love, and she's a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried

I dove underwater just to find the thing
Made from gnawed down trees oh yeah!
My lungs were on fire
Holding in my breath
I just wanted a date I might get death...

Then I saw her face, she was a beaver!
She put me in my place, her tail on my behind
I'm in love, with a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried

I'm not even lying'
This is all insane
When it comes to dating stay in your lane...
Now I'm giving chase, after a beaver!
Get a rabies shot just in case

I'm in love, with a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Then I saw her face, she's a loving beaver!
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
She's a beaver, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'm with a beaver
Then I saw her face
Holy poo poo, she's a beaver!
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:01

Manifisto

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all of my dreams

Then I went to her place, she was a beaver!
An underwater cave, that I couldn't find!
I'm in love, and she's a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried

I dove underwater just to find the thing
Made from gnawed down trees oh yeah!
My lungs were on fire
Holding in my breath
I just wanted a date I might get death...

Then I saw her face, she was a beaver!
She put me in my place, her tail on my behind
I'm in love, with a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried

I'm not even lying'
This is all insane
When it comes to dating stay in your lane...
Now I'm giving chase, after a beaver!
Get a rabies shot just in case

I'm in love, with a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Then I saw her face, she's a loving beaver!
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
She's a beaver, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'm with a beaver
Then I saw her face
Holy poo poo, she's a beaver!
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 26, 2020 21:53

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all of my dreams

Then I went to her place, she was a beaver!
An underwater cave, that I couldn't find!
I'm in love, and she's a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried

I dove underwater just to find the thing
Made from gnawed down trees oh yeah!
My lungs were on fire
Holding in my breath
I just wanted a date I might get death...

Then I saw her face, she was a beaver!
She put me in my place, her tail on my behind
I'm in love, with a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried

I'm not even lying'
This is all insane
When it comes to dating stay in your lane...
Now I'm giving chase, after a beaver!
Get a rabies shot just in case

I'm in love, with a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Then I saw her face, she's a loving beaver!
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
She's a beaver, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'm with a beaver
Then I saw her face
Holy poo poo, she's a beaver!
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Feb 26, 2020 21:57

Escape From Noise

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all of my dreams

Then I went to her place, she was a beaver!
An underwater cave, that I couldn't find!
I'm in love, and she's a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried

I dove underwater just to find the thing
Made from gnawed down trees oh yeah!
My lungs were on fire
Holding in my breath
I just wanted a date I might get death...

Then I saw her face, she was a beaver!
She put me in my place, her tail on my behind
I'm in love, with a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried

I'm not even lying'
This is all insane
When it comes to dating stay in your lane...
Now I'm giving chase, after a beaver!
Get a rabies shot just in case

I'm in love, with a beaver
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Then I saw her face, she's a loving beaver!
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
She's a beaver, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'm with a beaver
Then I saw her face
Holy poo poo, she's a beaver!
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind

# ? Feb 27, 2020 01:57

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:37

Fuzz Boxer: sticking with whatever fails

Just a day dreaming beaver
on a home flowing stream

# ? Feb 28, 2020 00:52

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