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Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

pounding eggplants into a pulp
add some seasoning
slurp it up

baba ganoush

# ? Mar 3, 2020 13:10

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:54

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

only the true veg pounder pays for his pounds of vegs with pounds

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# ? Mar 3, 2020 13:13

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

coffee is actually a vegetable , and I need a pound of it, now.

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# ? Mar 3, 2020 13:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

i'd like an avacado to dip my chips in, but could you kinda smash it for a bit first? maybe chuck it at a wall i don't know, i'm not a chef.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 14:13

biosterous

this mf name veg pound

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he/him

# ? Mar 3, 2020 15:19

Senior Management

Oh you meant veg pound. As in pounding veg. Which refers to vegetables. Pounding them for the purpose of human consumption.

I thought you meant something much different. I thought that you mean a pound or impound lot for lost and wayward vegetables. You know, like arugula. What is up with that one?

:jerry:

# ? Mar 3, 2020 15:51

google THIS

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A POUND OF VEG INTO THE BLENDER. ITS MY POWER ENERGY ANTIOXIDANT BLEND AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUSHING THE BUTTONS ALONGSIDE WITH CRUSHED ICE AND WHEY PROTEIN. I BLEND EVERY VEG AND I BLEND EVERY VEG HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I GRIND UP SOME KALE BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I LOSE MY GRIP ON THE LID AND IT SPRAYS EVERWHERE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY IMBIBED THE GALAXY�S MOST NUTRITIOUS BEVERAGE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE VITAMINS AND MINERALS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 SMOOTHIES INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:43

wearing a lampshade

google THIS posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A POUND OF VEG INTO THE BLENDER. ITS MY POWER ENERGY ANTIOXIDANT BLEND AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUSHING THE BUTTONS ALONGSIDE WITH CRUSHED ICE AND WHEY PROTEIN. I BLEND EVERY VEG AND I BLEND EVERY VEG HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I GRIND UP SOME KALE BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I LOSE MY GRIP ON THE LID AND IT SPRAYS EVERWHERE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY IMBIBED THE GALAXY’S MOST NUTRITIOUS BEVERAGE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE VITAMINS AND MINERALS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 SMOOTHIES INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

# ? Mar 3, 2020 17:57

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A POUND OF VEG INTO THE BLENDER. ITS MY POWER ENERGY ANTIOXIDANT BLEND AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUSHING THE BUTTONS ALONGSIDE WITH CRUSHED ICE AND WHEY PROTEIN. I BLEND EVERY VEG AND I BLEND EVERY VEG HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I GRIND UP SOME KALE BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I LOSE MY GRIP ON THE LID AND IT SPRAYS EVERWHERE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY IMBIBED THE GALAXY�S MOST NUTRITIOUS BEVERAGE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE VITAMINS AND MINERALS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 SMOOTHIES INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 18:03

crystal Ghost

enjoying the flavoric symphony that is the McChicken

# ? Mar 3, 2020 19:03

Manifisto

bypassing the beautiful perfect broccoli at the greengrocer to get a rescue from the veg pound

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 23:16

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

google THIS posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A POUND OF VEG INTO THE BLENDER. ITS MY POWER ENERGY ANTIOXIDANT BLEND AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUSHING THE BUTTONS ALONGSIDE WITH CRUSHED ICE AND WHEY PROTEIN. I BLEND EVERY VEG AND I BLEND EVERY VEG HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I GRIND UP SOME KALE BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I LOSE MY GRIP ON THE LID AND IT SPRAYS EVERWHERE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY IMBIBED THE GALAXY�S MOST NUTRITIOUS BEVERAGE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE VITAMINS AND MINERALS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 SMOOTHIES INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

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# ? Mar 3, 2020 23:42

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

biosterous posted:

this mf name veg pound

# ? Mar 4, 2020 00:15

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

clean up on isle 5 , the veg pounders are at it again

the veg exhibition features the sweetest, hardest, mushiest and tastiest vegs around - but sales are not allowed.

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# ? Mar 4, 2020 02:34