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This is art.quote:One woman is behind bars after police said she was accused of stealing a painting from a Knoxville motel. Mainly I just wanted an excuse to post this mugshot. 
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Mar 6, 2020 20:44
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She looks like she just got tricked into smoking an exploding cigar by Bugs Bunny.
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Mar 6, 2020 20:51
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Mar 6, 2020 20:56
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Holiday in express gonna have to contract out someone to put some plaid pattern under a muted craquelure rainbow with irregular shapes of Xmas wrapping paper superimposed and a little spritz or diffused pink and yellow airbrush around the edges. 
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Mar 6, 2020 21:01
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 The stolen painting
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Mar 6, 2020 21:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Holiday in express gonna have to contract out someone to put some plaid pattern under a muted craquelure rainbow with irregular shapes of Xmas wrapping paper superimposed and a little spritz or diffused pink and yellow airbrush around the edges. You read my mind.
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Mar 6, 2020 21:09
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:
Oh god that痴 gotta be worth like $8000 or something lol.
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Mar 6, 2020 21:10
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Hey, hey kids! *goofy laugh and grin*
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Mar 6, 2020 21:12
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Goddamn
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Mar 6, 2020 21:12
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:
i think i saw this at the flea market for $10
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Mar 6, 2020 21:12
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:
I'd steal that
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Mar 6, 2020 21:17
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Robo Reagan posted:i think i saw this at the flea market for $10 It's worth that much? Is it because of the frame?
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Mar 6, 2020 21:20
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often after the night shift at my motel, the cum dumpster inn, i pop by the local gallery to purchase some fine local artist's work for 500 dollars
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Mar 7, 2020 04:01
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Holiday in express gonna have to contract out someone to put some plaid pattern under a muted craquelure rainbow with irregular shapes of Xmas wrapping paper superimposed and a little spritz or diffused pink and yellow airbrush around the edges. I'm glad you're back, but I'm having a bit of trouble imagining this. Can I get a visual please?
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Mar 7, 2020 04:04
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people stealing art make me sick when i had to work days until i could finally afford to buy that tiger painting from the gas station
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Mar 7, 2020 04:14
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Should have used a coupon https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c60c454e-d241-4de3-ae80-ed59e3933f61
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Mar 7, 2020 04:19
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honestly i would love to see an oil painting of that mugshot
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Mar 7, 2020 04:36
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This is drugs.
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Mar 7, 2020 04:39
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Seriously though, what the gently caress is wrong with her skin? She looks like she has that made-up reverse vitiligo disease Uncle Ruckus claims to have on the Boondocks.
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Mar 7, 2020 04:42
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Wanda Sykes tries prop comedy.
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Mar 7, 2020 04:54
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:craquelure
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Mar 7, 2020 05:33
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Who What Now posted:I'd steal that Yea
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Mar 7, 2020 05:36
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TheAardvark posted:I'm glad you're back, but I'm having a bit of trouble imagining this. Can I get a visual please? Honestly I think a gallery of lovely hotel art interpretations would be p dope. Also my description was nearly paint-by-numbers make it yo drat self lol. 
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Mar 7, 2020 05:46
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TheAardvark posted:I'm glad you're back, but I'm having a bit of trouble imagining this. Can I get a visual please? Clamdestine is a good poster I'm always glad when they're back from probation hiatus.
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Mar 7, 2020 05:48
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Oh yeah I知 aways in twouble I知 such a bad wittle boy nobody wikes me. 
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Mar 7, 2020 05:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh yeah I’m aways in twouble I’m such a bad wittle boy nobody wikes me. I wike you 
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Mar 7, 2020 08:24
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh yeah I知 aways in twouble I知 such a bad wittle boy nobody wikes me. God you're such a good poster Boyster, I hope life is going good for you.
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Mar 7, 2020 08:26
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poo poo I forgot to buff my personality.
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Mar 7, 2020 09:03
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Shadow0 posted:I wike you I知 straight and also not 5 years old.
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Mar 7, 2020 09:45
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m straight and also not 5 years old. 
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Mar 7, 2020 13:55
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Art is totally subjective. Like my father in law looked at a piece of art and had a great experience and thought it was cool, and then some other guy with no familial relation looked at the same piece and tripped and fell down a flight of stairs and dragged a girl behind him and kind of hosed her poo poo up for a while and hosed himself up for a while, but he didn稚 give a poo poo and thought the art was really cool and that he had a great experience.
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Mar 7, 2020 14:05
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Fine Art as entire medium has failed me due to the location restrictions of being in a gallery. gently caress your gallery. I need experience all art while in the exstatic relief of taking a massive poo poo on my own toilet. Without that, the experience will be lost and I won't be able to appriciate the artists creation in comparison to my own. Every emotional experience is relative. I need that immediate juxtaposition of my creation with theirs and see which feeling wins out.
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Mar 7, 2020 16:50
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Salem Saberhagen posted:Fine Art as entire medium has failed me due to the location restrictions of being in a gallery. gently caress your gallery. I need experience all art while in the exstatic relief of taking a massive poo poo on my own toilet. Without that, the experience will be lost and I won't be able to appriciate the artists creation in comparison to my own. Dude, just build a portable toilet and take it to the gallery with you and stop being so angry about galleries not providing for your needs. Be the shart you want to see in the world.
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Mar 7, 2020 17:25
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Lol
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Mar 7, 2020 17:55
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Salem Saberhagen posted:Fine Art as entire medium has failed me due to the location restrictions of being in a gallery. gently caress your gallery. I need experience all art while in the exstatic relief of taking a massive poo poo on my own toilet. Without that, the experience will be lost and I won't be able to appriciate the artists creation in comparison to my own. someone already did that with the gold toilet
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