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My finger is going up my nose.
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Mar 8, 2020 16:42
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It dry as poo poo right now and Im loving the nose pickin season this year.
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Mar 8, 2020 17:02
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Picking your nose after lifes greatest pleasures and I will never stop
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Mar 8, 2020 17:11
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You can pry the boogers from my cold dead hands
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Mar 8, 2020 18:01
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Bleedin' and feedin', OP. It's a lifestyle
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Mar 8, 2020 18:44
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose!
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Mar 8, 2020 20:51
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Boogers are stored in the brain
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Mar 8, 2020 20:57
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I had trouble coming up with a portmanteau of "booger" and "March" so I decided not to give it up for the month
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Mar 8, 2020 21:06
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Saint Drogo posted:do you people not have dicks to play with? What do you think I pick my nose with, smart guy?
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Mar 8, 2020 21:51
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Saint Drogo posted:do you people not have dicks to play with? Do you not have two hands?
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Mar 8, 2020 22:10
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My brother used to pick his nose so much it would bleed. I would constantly find bloody boogers in the bathroom sink and the shower because he couldn't be bothered to blow in to a Kleenex and throw it away.
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Mar 8, 2020 23:00
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My wife actually doesn't pick her nose somehow. She said she doesn't wanna kiss me after I do it so I said "do this" and horked back a loogie. She did and I said "ok now you have snot in your mouth too." Owned.
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Mar 8, 2020 23:06
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:My wife actually doesn't pick her nose somehow. She said she doesn't wanna kiss me after I do it so I said "do this" and horked back a loogie. She did and I said "ok now you have snot in your mouth too." Owned. Your marriage is based on a lie, sorry to have to tell you this.
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Mar 8, 2020 23:37
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That feeling of relief when you dislodge a big sharp one
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Mar 8, 2020 23:40
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I often wonder what would happen if I didnt pick out those boogs. Would it just seal shut?
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Mar 8, 2020 23:44
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SketchyNick posted:I often wonder what would happen if I didnt pick out those boogs. Would it just seal shut? You'd accidentally inhale them and then choke. You might die.
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Mar 8, 2020 23:46
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My only trouble is picking which nostril to pick OP.
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Mar 8, 2020 23:49
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Weka posted:Your marriage is based on a lie, sorry to have to tell you this. 17 years together and not even one slip up. She is the master stealth picker I guess.
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Mar 8, 2020 23:51
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SketchyNick posted:I often wonder what would happen if I didnt pick out those boogs. Would it just seal shut? They'll eventually loosen and fall out, perhaps at an inopportune time such as when preparing your dinner or when chatting up a lady. Alternatively you might take a deep sniff through your nose and the booger will come loose and shoot into the back of your throat like a pea shooter.
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Mar 9, 2020 01:17
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i heard that picking your nose and eating it boosts your immune system because you're steadily eating small amounts of germs so no, i will not stop picking and eating my snot, im actually healthier than all of you
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Mar 9, 2020 03:05
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I've found that as I've got older, what were once pliant boogs that came out with the slightest of effort, have now become rocky concretions that need a pickaxe and dynamite to get out of my nose.
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Mar 9, 2020 03:11
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Jove Tone posted:You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose! Came here to post this.
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Mar 9, 2020 03:14
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If my finger ain't up in my booger burrow I am an unhappy man. I am rarely an unhappy man.
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Mar 9, 2020 03:30
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Jove Tone posted:You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose! Eh, just wait for them to fall asleep. I used to have really long nails, so I fell out of the habit of putting them anywhere that might spring a leak.
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Mar 9, 2020 05:23
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Obsidianheart posted:Eh, just wait for them to fall asleep. That's no fun.
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Mar 9, 2020 20:18
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who doesnt pick their nose
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Mar 10, 2020 01:35
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GolfHole posted:who doesnt pick their nose 6 people according to the poll buddy. I dont pick my nose because i am an adult.
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Mar 10, 2020 01:37
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buglord posted:6 people according to the poll buddy. I dont pick my nose because i am an adult. ill do it
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Mar 10, 2020 01:37
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buglord posted:6 people according to the poll buddy. I dont pick my nose because i am an adult. wrapping a tissue around the finger before you put it up your nose is still picking your nose!
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Mar 10, 2020 01:42
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It's a gross thing that isn't meant to be seen by other humans, like wiping your disgusting rear end in a top hat after you poo poo out your human poo poo. The key, funnily enough, is to not do it in front of other people
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Mar 10, 2020 01:45
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I love picking my nose and I will never stop
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Mar 10, 2020 01:55
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Also this thread is completely impossible to read on Awful app. It's purple, my God, it's purple!
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Mar 10, 2020 01:56
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Relayer posted:It's a gross thing that isn't meant to be seen by other humans, like wiping your disgusting rear end in a top hat after you poo poo out your human poo poo. The key, funnily enough, is to not do it in front of other people Elevators have cameras friend
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Mar 10, 2020 01:56
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Relayer posted:It's a gross thing that isn't meant to be seen by other humans, like wiping your disgusting rear end in a top hat after you poo poo out your human poo poo. The key, funnily enough, is to not do it in front of other people So do it on the highway you say?
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This thread has more bloody picking than the bluegrass band "Rose the Nose and her hemophiliac cousins".
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