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If dick havers aren't supposed to wear panties then why do they have that little pouch to tuck it in to?
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 00:42 |
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goethe.cx posted:Boxer briefs are centrist. Tighty whities are authoritarian right. Boxers are authoritarian left. Panties are libertarian left. Dangling your penis through your fly while on a school playground is libertarian right.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:25 |
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I wore tighty whities until college, at which point I switched to boxer-briefs and have never looked back.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 02:48 |
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goethe.cx posted:Boxer briefs are centrist. Tighty whities are authoritarian right. Boxers are authoritarian left. Panties are libertarian left. Dangling your penis through your fly while on a school playground is libertarian right. What about tiny high-cut g-strings?
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 02:49 |
I. M. Gei posted:What about tiny high-cut g-strings? libertarian left but only about the rightmost third. past that they're considered bourgeois decadence
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 03:21 |
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I wear lefty loosies
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 04:44 |
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Just lol if you don't have Saxx/2under boxer briefs with a dedicated pouch built in to hold your dick and balls in place and wick sweat from between your scrotum and thighs. Also B3NTH but their name doesn't really work as a testicle joke and also the underwear is kind of lovely compared to the other two brands. Seriously it's pricey but this poo poo will change your life.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 04:53 |
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got some date night briefs that make my hog look real nice
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 04:56 |
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My Shoes posted:If I found out a guy I was dating wore those things, it'd be an instant turn off and the relationship would be over. Amish fetish, check. I wonder if theres special amish underwear.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 04:59 |
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Boxer briefs are for virgins Real chads wear boxers and let their cock + nuts flop around while wearing something that barely hangs on your body if you aren't wearing pants schlong and balls don't need to be restrained and smashed up against my gunt
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 05:02 |
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No I wear boxer briefs they are comfortable
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 05:51 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Boxer briefs are for virgins Schlong and balls should be comfortably cupped and supported it is the boxer wearers that are virgins
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 05:52 |
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the tightness diminishes when the elastic falls off
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 06:05 |
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I remember my dad lamented when Hanes or Fruit of the Loom or whoever started coloring the elastic band grey on their tighty wighties. He scowled and muttered, "Why do they change things" while shaking his head.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 06:10 |
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boxers all the way
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 15:04 |
goethe.cx posted:Girls are all about the button fly until it takes them 15 minutes to undo it during sex Actually, you hold both sides, pull apart, and they all undo super quick. Tnuctip posted:Amish fetish, check. button up boxer briefs?
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 15:09 |
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My Shoes posted:Actually, you hold both sides, pull apart, and they all undo super quick. That's a good way to rip a button off.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 18:18 |
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Having your balls slap hard against your leg when you need to run makes boxers unviable.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:13 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:That's a good way to rip a button off. I actually did rip a button off of a pair of buttonfly pants doing this when I was like 12. I was at school when it happened too, dastardly buttons!
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:24 |
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Burt Sexual posted:I don’t discuss my undergarments Do not believe this. More than half of the posts in the mod forum are pics/discussion of Burt's latest underwear acquisition. The Green Spangled Banana Hammock alone accounted for 437 comments...
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:43 |
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Burt only wears leopard print bikinis.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:18 |
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burt is a snakeskin thong man. everyone knows this
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:19 |
gary oldmans diary posted:burt is a snakeskin thong man. everyone knows this giggity
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 21:07 |
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I don't get the boxer-briefs thing. They're not the best of both, they're extra long briefs. If you like your pork & beans to be hugged and supported, just wear briefs. It's ok. You don't have to cover your pale and unsightly thighs, they're fine. The whole point of boxers is to let the cock n balls be loose and hang free. They're only long to prevent said bits from hanging too low and getting exposed. As far as I can tell boxer-briefs only exist to assuage guys who have bought into some idea that briefs are 'unmanly' or some poo poo. An invention of marketing not function.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 21:24 |
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I was told to wear briefs after MY VASECTOMY for support. After a lifetime of wearing boxers, swear to god they were more uncomfortable than literally having a knife taken to my balls. Brief wearers (ie Briefers) make me sick!
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 21:43 |
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What kind of underwear does the Army use? They must be loving sages and scholars when it comes to chafing, especially with all the bullshit in the Middle East for the past 3 decades.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 21:56 |
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Been wearing these Buck Naked $30 boxers. Antimicrobial so I can wear them for multiple days at a time and it cuts down the swamp rear end smell like 15%
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 22:06 |
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PinheadSlim posted:What kind of underwear does the Army use? They must be loving sages and scholars when it comes to chafing, especially with all the bullshit in the Middle East for the past 3 decades. In the infantry, we mostly went free-balling commando style.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 23:46 |
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Yep. Wore boxers for a short while as a teen and then decided to switch back. gently caress the haters.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 00:02 |
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Klyith posted:I don't get the boxer-briefs thing. They're not the best of both, they're extra long briefs. If you like your pork & beans to be hugged and supported, just wear briefs. It's ok. You don't have to cover your pale and unsightly thighs, they're fine. My man! Anyways, the best underwear is "trunks" IMO: https://www.amazon.com/Equipo-Microfiber-Brazilian-Trunks-Performance/dp/B07DMY84SS
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 02:20 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 19:35 |
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ihatechesspieces posted:Yep. Wore boxers for a short while as a teen and then decided to switch back. gently caress the haters. briefs are good; everything else feels like wearing two pairs of pants, which is pretty strange unless you're a crazy homeless person
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