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The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


magic cactus posted:

Once in college I clicked on a humiliation video out of curiosity, and the pretty blonde lady started insulting the camera with all your standard sexual insults. The thing that stays with me to this day is at one point she said something like "I bet if I looked in your refrigerator I'd find frozen pizza inside it" and the very next shot was of her opening said refrigerator and saying "I KNEW IT! loving FROZEN PIZZA!" in the most exasperated voice I've ever heard.

That's the kind of insult that hurts the most.

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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
2 girls comfort each other though first anal

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

what else can i say except Nice.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Ive no idea, Ive never seen it

But no in all seriousness its a guy in a green screen suite with a hole cut out for his junk to be exposed while the rest of him is blended to the background. Its basically a floating hover penis for all your Predator erotica needs

this reminds me of one where japanese people are working in an office and everything is totally normal except for the penises sticking out of desks and the walls

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

what else can i say except Nice.



Sex fack wearing Crocs

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Wasn’t there some dude who owned a porn company that had an incest fetish and put a lot of time/money into making it a thing?

sort of but he didnt own a porn company, his name was George R R R Martin, and he got HBO to make a tv show

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


according to my research there appear to be a significant increase in stepmother horny levels during coronavirus quarantine

if these trends continue we may see horny levels rise so high that stepmothers may actually have sexy with their husbands

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

according to my research there appear to be a significant increase in stepmother horny levels during coronavirus quarantine

if these trends continue we may see horny levels rise so high that stepmothers may actually have sexy with their husbands

extreme fetish porn 2020:
strangers hug and kiss in public

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Grem posted:

I saw a man gently caress a lady in her pee hole then he came in her pee hole then they put the camera in her pee hole to see his cum.


It was weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBeCA-tay88

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

British Broadcasting Corporation

Let me tell you, it wasn't the evening news.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Barudak posted:

There was, and may still be, a fetish site that was nothing but women stuck in mud shouting for help. The part that most messed with me wasn't that it existed at all, but instead that it made me think of the Voight-Kampf test and realize I no longer knew what the correct answer to the turtle question was.

the ones where they're all wearing complicated shoes and keep just laying on the accellerator, digging themselves deeper?

yeah that's still around. honestly the scene is livelier than it has been in years, and i think with COVID laying everyone off we'll see an explosion of the amatu-



hey wait a minute this is a trap wasn't it

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


"How Cindy Lou Saved Christmas For Her Step Brother"

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
https://twitter.com/PornDescBot/status/1241431115262562305

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


mrfart posted:

extreme fetish porn 2020:
strangers hug and kiss in public

The future:

https://youtu.be/wV_BPDi8Ems

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
has anyone ever said, with respect to incest porn, that it is good, hole-some family fun?

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Buschmaki posted:

close your thread before you try to post

You won’t last 3 minutes before being probated!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

goethe.cx posted:

obligatory "big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian loving TREX on hoverboard then hosed"

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Nine months later, Brooke gave birth to a baby boy.

She died in labour.

Mario never knew he had a child, and continues to creampie teens to this day.

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
the globetrotters of buttholes
this phrase actually came to me in a dream last night, several times

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit
Don Glut's Dinosaurs

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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


deadeyez posted:

Damnit I was about to eat doritos

rear end or Cool rear end?

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