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So could you please help out with the dishes once you finish eating those bread sticks your mother slaved over in the kitchen for hours that you inhaled in just a few minutes? Which reminds me...have you considered maybe cutting down on your food intake? We're just worried about you! I'll be your workout buddy if that's what you need! Oh yeah. Also we've cornered a massive rat in the walk in so if you could come finish it off that would be really appreciated. None of us can bring ourselves to do it...Bring gloves. Because seriously. It's huge. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Sep 13, 2020 |
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hi, I'm emma, I'll be your waitress tonight. now hear me out. I see that you're dining alone, and this isn't the first time I've seen you do that. and it's fine, you're fine, actually you're wonderful, but you're not getting any younger. ya see that guy in the corner over there? don't stare! yeah, the guy in the corduroy jacket. his name's frank. something you should know about frank: he's not just about the neverending pasta bowls. he orders the big ticket items: the steak toscano, the salmon bruschetta, the tour of italy. he has taste, he has money, he's a big tipper. I think frank could use someone like you in his life. if you're interested, and you should be, let me handle it. I'll talk you up, maybe seat you near each other next time around, give you a reason to make small talk. how does that sound? also, are you ready to order?
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Thanks for your tip. May I add that grandma is having surgery and needs the family to help pay for it? Yeah, it's cool, we don't judge if you can't tip more, but I'm not sure if we got the space for mom's birthday next month now that I'm thinking about it.
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Mar 9, 2020 13:19
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welcome to olive garden, get a loving haircut.
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Mar 9, 2020 14:15
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patron (to dining companion): the shrimp here is the best. well, almost the best. red lobster's scampi is unbelievable, and those cheddar bay biscuits, are you loving kidding me? server (pointing with butter knife): don't ever take sides with anyone against the family
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Mar 9, 2020 14:27
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eating endless breadsticks together like a goddamn family for once |
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Mar 9, 2020 17:39
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going off to schooooool? wow, that is interesting! you know, you could always work for the family, there’s good money in that |
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Mar 9, 2020 17:40
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Mom: lol if the zupa toscana is your only source of kale in 2020
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Mar 9, 2020 23:29
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Manifisto posted:patron (to dining companion): the shrimp here is the best. well, almost the best. red lobster's scampi is unbelievable, and those cheddar bay biscuits, are you loving kidding me? you come to me, asking for more marinara, on this day, this first day of our Buy One Take One dinner promotion?
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