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A struggling Ohio businessman tries to find a suitor for his fat white daughter. He slowly becomes more and more depressed as he comes to terms with his unattractive daughter not being able to attract anyone of quality, and the closing scene is the two of them sitting on a couch turning on the TV in silence. Talking babies solving crimes.
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i had a pitch where it was "spiderman but he's black" and wouldnt you know it i saw that film twice two years ago in like 2 months and they were both really different films they were p good. then i had a pitch where two people were doin it on camera for like 20 to 35 minutes. and wouldn't you know it i saw that film five hundred times in the last two years and they were like really different films they were p good. how about a movie about the tokyo trials and execution of tojo but theyre all muppets
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 06:11 |
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A man realizes that his job involves literally editing history to make it more interesting.
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A screenwriter is trying to write a script and is having a difficult time getting started. Then he meets a woman whose childlike sense of joy snaps him out of his malaise.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 06:46 |
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2 faceless personalityless unspeaking entities collide this summer in: It Follows vs Final Destination! (soundtrack by Danny Elfman) edit: Movie 2: A devout Muslim organization has learned that a building is actually a giant Lament Configuration that is wrecking an insidious havoc upon the unwitting souls of the world and have vowed to bring this evil construction down- by any means necessary. Starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal as twin brothers. Slam Pajamas fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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a man tries to order 3 burgers and fries from burger king but due to an ambiguity in door dash's ui he gets two extra large fries that he didnt need
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 07:02 |
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The IT Crowd but it's the engineering crew on a spaceship. A crossover of the Crank and Speed franchises. Jason Statham has a wind-powered life support system and jumps on top of another bus that has a speed bomb. A bunch of seemingly unrelated people commit suicide in unrelated ways but it turns out they all had one thing in common, they were all guests on a talk show. It turns out the host was practicing his mind control powers on them. Now it's a race against time to stop the host from interviewing the President and starting a global thermonuclear war.
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A young boy from a small mining town enrolls in a ballet class and shows immense talent despite his father's traditional values. The spark of his talent inspires his hard-nosed, cigarette smoking teacher to take an interest in the boy, who skips boxing classes to practice his new passion.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 07:12 |
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A man feels a weird pain in his bladder. He goes to the bathroom and struggles to pee. It's incredibly painful. He looks down. And he is making GBS threads out his dick.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 07:14 |
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Pikachu impregnates Batman and the baby is a Sonic
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 07:16 |
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Pikachu is killed by Batman while Sonic (dressed as Robin) cheers.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 07:19 |
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An old man hangs around his apartment waiting for letters in his chess by mail game with his best friend. There are flashbacks to their younger days. Halfway through the game his friend's moves stop making sense and it turns out the friend died and the friend's grandkid was sending moves so the old man wouldn't be sad. The opening features a lot of close-up shots of the chessboard, a tea kettle being put on to boil, etc, while the old man is having an internal monologue comparing chess to jazz, old movies and other poo poo the script writer thinks the film academy likes in a blatant attempt to win an Oscar.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 07:20 |
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Anime Bernie Bro posted:a man tries to order 3 burgers and fries from burger king but due to an ambiguity in door dash's ui he gets two extra large fries that he didnt need His uncharacteristically charitable decision to give them to the driver is the beginning of a bond that lasts a lifetime.
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Waltzing Along posted:Pikachu is killed by Batman while Sonic (dressed as Robin) cheers. Are you the finger family algorithm?
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