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Hey, look! It's that time of year! Saint Paddy's Day's almost here! Let me write up real quick A bawdy limerick About you doing bad things,  !Post in this thread and I will custom write you a bawdy limerick just in time for St. Patrick's Day! Want it to be something specific? Ok! Help me out with an idea or two and I'll throw it in there! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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i need a limerick, about scottish/irish being friends!
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Mar 16, 2020 02:53
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Heather Papps posted:i need a limerick, about scottish/irish being friends! Oh, the Scottish and the Irish- They both like to drink, If you open a bottle of alcohol It's poured before you can blink. The Irish and the Scottish, Have a common history- They're both besotted, With the lure of your whiskey! If you invite them in they head right for The liquor cabinet where you like to hide your High end booze and top shelf Scotch In record time they'll find it, watch... A Scotsman and an Irishman singing songs Drinking laughing all night long They drink and pour and drink some more Until they wake themselves up from each other's snores! One's name is Finn one's name is Sean You remember last night when they were carrying on Wait, what's this! in your mind it dawns; You just got played by two leprechauns! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 16, 2020 03:17
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hello yes it is a well known fact that I love a bawdy rhyme and have even from time to time composed them myself e: particurlay fond of the ones that go "there once was an orb named Y/From X" who did a dirty deed etc. but I will accept any and all rhymes!
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Mar 16, 2020 03:30
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a gift of a poem is quite kind! it's the type of which i would not mind to get ev'ry day - it could be a mainstay of this forum where rad sigs are signed!
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Mar 16, 2020 04:17
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hello yes do you have drivethrough limericks available, I'm too lazy to get out of the car but I want one
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Mar 16, 2020 04:50
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welp, I am officialy in quarantine , rip. cheer me up with a limerick !
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Mar 16, 2020 08:24
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<3 
<3 Vanisher |
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Something about a man from Nantucket, but I understand if you can't find anything bawdy to rhyme with Nantucket, it's not an easy one to do! |
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Mar 16, 2020 15:21
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something about someone stuck in a truck in the muck, maybe add a duck or a buck in there somewhere.
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Mar 16, 2020 15:53
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:hello yes it is a well known fact that I love a bawdy rhyme and have even from time to time composed them myself A prostitute petitioned the Kaiser Did he want to enter insider her? His schnitzel said "yes!" As it tore off her dress With a pair of scary incisors! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 16, 2020 18:32
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I would like a limerick that rhymes "lemon lime" with "clementine" please.
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Mar 16, 2020 23:39
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:A prostitute petitioned the Kaiser  Very well played, my good goon orb.
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Mar 17, 2020 01:45
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Goons Are Great posted:hello yes do you have drivethrough limericks available, I'm too lazy to get out of the car but I want one Don't wanna get out of my car at all, I hate getting out at the shopping mall. I think what I'll do, Is just drive through The closest convenient exterior wall! Just to prove I'm not all talk (And to see the passersby gawk) The engine I gun The people they run Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk! I race down the aisles and look for the sales As shoppers scatter their faces gone pale It'll all be fine If you shop online It's safer to just get your stuff in the mail! |
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Mar 17, 2020 14:53
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Uxzuigal posted:welp, I am officialy in quarantine , rip. cheer me up with a limerick ! It sucks you're at home with a sneeze and cough At least you're not working and got the day off Drink plenty of fluids And though you're tempted to do it Stay hydrated, try NOT to jerkoff! |
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Mar 17, 2020 14:54
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biosterous posted:a gift of a poem is quite kind! There are many things that can be found In nature, that are smooth and round There all adorbs, These natural orbs, In brassieres where they all are bound! This issue, I don't want to force it At the same time I'm loathe to divorce it I have to confess I'm talking about breasts Spilling over in my mental corset! |
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Mar 17, 2020 15:16
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Finger Prince posted:Something about a man from Nantucket, but I understand if you can't find anything bawdy to rhyme with Nantucket, it's not an easy one to do! There once was a man from Phuket, Who was looking for a new pet, A man from Nantucket Dick and balls in a bucket Sold him a hermit crab and told him to "get!" |
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Mar 17, 2020 15:19
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Heather Papps posted:something about someone stuck in a truck in the muck, maybe add a duck or a buck in there somewhere. I was four wheeling with some of my buds The stereo blaring the Judds, On the shore of the lake The driver slammed on the brakes We're now all stuck headfirst in the mud... |
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Mar 17, 2020 15:27
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:I would like a limerick that rhymes "lemon lime" with "clementine" please. There once was a miner with a daughter so fine He named his girl Clementine She was his darling And when men came a calling He lined their graves with lemons and lime... |
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Mar 17, 2020 15:35
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Very nice, well done.
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Mar 17, 2020 16:00
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Mar 18, 2020 00:30
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It sucks you're at home with a sneeze and cough <3 (I am actually working from home 99% of time , RIP, company management!)
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Mar 18, 2020 02:22
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With legions of goons stuck indoors the duration of a long-forecast bug sweeping every nation There arose the smoke phoenix Who lyrically licks as hot as capsules of capsaicin!
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Mar 18, 2020 03:35
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:With legions of goons stuck indoors the duration  
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