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Heather Papps: hello friend

biosterous posted:

man i guess i just don't get ""modern humour""

i do not, either, i just want everyone in the world to know there never was ever even one mean cat

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:40

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

_{helpmethemeancatisdistract}HI FRIEND CAT

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

u won't know how lovely your cat was until you replace it with a dog op

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

prepuce repurposed posted:

u won't know how lovely your cat was until you replace it with a dog op

ha ha yes a dog, that is a good idea that is funny_{_{mean cat please i am just playing along}}

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

life before the MEAN CAT feels like a dream of a fantasy

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

toxoplasmosis is a dream of usefulness, the MEAN CAT revels in my misery and uselessness

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:58

Heather Papps: hello friend

this cat really means being mean and i don't like it

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

toxoplasmosis is a dream of usefulness, the MEAN CAT revels in my misery and uselessness

relevant

https://youtu.be/PxOO8YkB_Og

be vigilant

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 05:02

Heather Papps: hello friend

prepuce repurposed posted:

relevant

https://youtu.be/PxOO8YkB_Og

be vigilant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98XRKr19jIE
There's a system of symbols that no one will vouch for
Everyone uses, but no one believes
There's a dog in the yard with a manner that's ruff
Yet there's something about you that he understands

the mean cat likes caroline

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 20, 2020 05:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

okay MEAN CAT i will not refer to artists in a familiar wayFDAFKGH why ARE YOU SO MEAN

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 05:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

you know what MEAN CAT, i don't think you can be mean to me in my dreams, so i am going to gently caress OUCH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS HELP

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 20, 2020 05:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

honestly, mean cat, and i am sorry to have to say this, but i am getting a little tired of how mean you are

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 20, 2020 05:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

honestly, mean cat, and i am sorry to have to say this, but i am getting a little tired of how mean you are

OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHFUCK i was KIDDING, mean cat just kidding it was A JOKE

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 05:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

you know what mean cat it isn't funny anymore, i think you neeJESUS CHRIST MY FACEWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 05:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

MEAN CAT has been listening to shakira for hours and i am afraid

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 05:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

https://twitter.com/iqraanabi/status/1239294114094632961?s=20

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 13:23

super sweet best pal

My cat was more of an AVERAGE CAT.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 13:40

biosterous

> lure MEAN CAT to GOOSE STATUE

> hide

> observe

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he/him

# ? Mar 20, 2020 19:50

Macnult

hiss all you want cat but you still sound like a cardboard box sliding across the floor

# ? Mar 20, 2020 20:16

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

super sweet best pal posted:

My cat was more of an AVERAGE CAT.

Lol. I appreciate you ssbp

# ? Mar 20, 2020 22:31

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Also HP this thread (you) made me lmao this morning

# ? Mar 20, 2020 22:32

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Slush Garbo posted:

Also HP this thread (you) made me lmao this morning

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 00:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

Slush Garbo posted:

Also HP this thread (you) made me lmao this morning

I am so glad I have byob for times like these because otherwise I'd be screaming about a mean cat to strangers in the street! my brain is weird, BUT I have gotten pretty good at corralling myNO STOP I GAVE YOU WET FOOD WHAT DO YOU WANT

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# ? Mar 21, 2020 05:18

wearing a lampshade

I'm emptyquoting slush garbo

# ? Mar 21, 2020 05:20

Goons Are Gifts

meow
*sound of a hammock moving*

# ? Mar 21, 2020 11:57

Jaguars!

Heather Papps posted:

i followed cat rules:

i did the dance of cat submission
took off my shoes, then made them do a show
screamed at the litter

AND YET the cat is still mad at me

The trick is to do all of this while affecting not to have noticed the cat.

# ? Mar 21, 2020 20:52