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- Finger Prince
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This whole coo-thoo-loo thing ain't nothin but a chaa-nees hoax! I seen 'em down on the docks talkin all c̷͖͕̞̦͛̈́͛͊̌͆́́̾͋͊́̀͠͠ḣ̶̢̧̢̛͕͉̝̖̲̰͚̳̦̥͍͇̠̤͉̦̼̞̼͍̀̅͒̒̒̈́͆́́̾̐̏̈́̃̂̎̈́̔̓̇̐͐̍͘͠͠ͅį̴̨͔̺̠̼͓͇̘͚̺̘̜̮̣͔̱̺͎̏ǹ̵̡̡̨͇͔̹̰̤̘̭̬̪̙̝͚̟̹͍̲̜̰͍̫̩͕͈̣͒̔̍̓̓̉̐̈́́̂͋̂̇͊ͅģ̸̟̝̫̪̠̯͎͚̗̭̫̏̊ ̸̢̧̳̻̞̺̺̝̝̜̗̘̤̱͖̝̣̟͕̰͕̦̘̻͍͈̗̳̱̬̞̍̏̋͒̂͊́̂͒̌͑̓̎̏́̉͂̚̕̚͜ͅc̷̡̨̨̨̨̣̻̝͎̜̝̼͓͈͓͉̘̺̫̲̬͎̣͎͔̻̎̂̌̋͜͝͝ḣ̸̨̢̛̥̺̤̝̻̩̜͕͙̩̰̭̠̥͕͔̄̏̂͂̂̋̃͒͆̏̑̒ȏ̷̠̼̺̫͎̏̓͆͋͒̂͑͛͒̈́̑͂͝ņ̶̬͇̹̹̞̳͍̻̻͔̓̽̚g̵̢̧̧̢̰̤̰̯̲̹̩̺̮̣̰̟̩̰̫̗̘̞̯̤̙̪̘̥͇̜̪̒̄̽̌̆͛̆̎͑̈́̑̀͑̂̑̒̊̎̀͊̓́͠͝ ̷̛͉̘͉̩͇̰̲̳͈̫̤̗̜̩̯͉̥̭̹̼̲͚͊̊̈̀̀̂̍̅̀͊͗̽̈́͐̾̇̀̒̎̌̊͂̅̚͠͝͝͝͠p̴̧̡̪̫̱͕̦͔̭̫̥̹͉̺̠̦̭̤̑̂̾̈́̒͜͝į̸̢̧͈̤̩̥͖̭̣̥̲͕̓͋̒͗͒͐́̔̍̈͂͋͊͘͜͝͝ṇ̴̱̼͆́̋̈́̏̏͒̿̈́͌̅́̃̐̅̉̾́̋̍̐́̌͝g̵̨̛̩̱̪̣̺̠͚͎͙͖̘̖̔͆̽̍̓̾͑̊̇̿̔̓̀͊̔͌̍̽͒̃̓̄̿̂̏͑͐͌̅̍͘͠ͅ ̶̢̨͇͍̯̜̤̟̱̰̔͊̀͜ͅṕ̸̛̺̯̔̔͑̀̆̌͂̉̊̓̔͑̚ỏ̸̥͖͉̹̣͓̠̮͉̦̺̝̱̺̗͌̅̈͊̐̔̄͋͒̌͒̿̈́͠ͅṉ̶̲̖̌̀͌̌͆̈́̓́ģ̴̠͚̣͈͔͙͎͝ͅ.
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Mar 24, 2020 15:11
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- xcheopis
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*Outside the theatre after a production of the King in Yellow* Eh, that was ok. Hamilton was better though...
"It was much better than Cats. I am going to see it again and again."
With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside
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Mar 24, 2020 16:18
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- FutonForensic
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lurleen, fire up the deep fryer . . . you know, the big one we use for the thanksgiving turkey . . . we gon' have us fried calamari like you cain't imagine
 
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Mar 24, 2020 17:03
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- super sweet best pal
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This whole coo-thoo-loo thing ain't nothin but a chaa-nees hoax! I seen 'em down on the docks talkin all c̷͖͕̞̦͛̈́͛͊̌͆́́̾͋͊́̀͠͠ḣ̶̢̧̢̛͕͉̝̖̲̰͚̳̦̥͍͇̠̤͉̦̼̞̼͍̀̅͒̒̒̈́͆́́̾̐̏̈́̃̂̎̈́̔̓̇̐͐̍͘͠͠ͅį̴̨͔̺̠̼͓͇̘͚̺̘̜̮̣͔̱̺͎̏ǹ̵̡̡̨͇͔̹̰̤̘̭̬̪̙̝͚̟̹͍̲̜̰͍̫̩͕͈̣͒̔̍̓̓̉̐̈́́̂͋̂̇͊ͅģ̸̟̝̫̪̠̯͎͚̗̭̫̏̊ ̸̢̧̳̻̞̺̺̝̝̜̗̘̤̱͖̝̣̟͕̰͕̦̘̻͍͈̗̳̱̬̞̍̏̋͒̂͊́̂͒̌͑̓̎̏́̉͂̚̕̚͜ͅc̷̡̨̨̨̨̣̻̝͎̜̝̼͓͈͓͉̘̺̫̲̬͎̣͎͔̻̎̂̌̋͜͝͝ḣ̸̨̢̛̥̺̤̝̻̩̜͕͙̩̰̭̠̥͕͔̄̏̂͂̂̋̃͒͆̏̑̒ȏ̷̠̼̺̫͎̏̓͆͋͒̂͑͛͒̈́̑͂͝ņ̶̬͇̹̹̞̳͍̻̻͔̓̽̚g̵̢̧̧̢̰̤̰̯̲̹̩̺̮̣̰̟̩̰̫̗̘̞̯̤̙̪̘̥͇̜̪̒̄̽̌̆͛̆̎͑̈́̑̀͑̂̑̒̊̎̀͊̓́͠͝ ̷̛͉̘͉̩͇̰̲̳͈̫̤̗̜̩̯͉̥̭̹̼̲͚͊̊̈̀̀̂̍̅̀͊͗̽̈́͐̾̇̀̒̎̌̊͂̅̚͠͝͝͝͠p̴̧̡̪̫̱͕̦͔̭̫̥̹͉̺̠̦̭̤̑̂̾̈́̒͜͝į̸̢̧͈̤̩̥͖̭̣̥̲͕̓͋̒͗͒͐́̔̍̈͂͋͊͘͜͝͝ṇ̴̱̼͆́̋̈́̏̏͒̿̈́͌̅́̃̐̅̉̾́̋̍̐́̌͝g̵̨̛̩̱̪̣̺̠͚͎͙͖̘̖̔͆̽̍̓̾͑̊̇̿̔̓̀͊̔͌̍̽͒̃̓̄̿̂̏͑͐͌̅̍͘͠ͅ ̶̢̨͇͍̯̜̤̟̱̰̔͊̀͜ͅṕ̸̛̺̯̔̔͑̀̆̌͂̉̊̓̔͑̚ỏ̸̥͖͉̹̣͓̠̮͉̦̺̝̱̺̗͌̅̈͊̐̔̄͋͒̌͒̿̈́͠ͅṉ̶̲̖̌̀͌̌͆̈́̓́ģ̴̠͚̣͈͔͙͎͝ͅ.
Just ram 'em with a boat, it worked last time. Wasn't even that big of a boat. I'd like to see what a battleship or a luxury cruise does to the guy.
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Mar 25, 2020 08:40
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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So if your like a god and everything you can do anything right? Can you spin your head in a circle like in that movie? Yeah you can alright! okay, yeah keep doing that I'll let you know when it stops being funny.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:45
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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listen buddy, I don't care if you were "traversing the eldritch plateaus of leng and shifting through different dimensions of time" your delivery policy says 30 minutes or less or the pizza is free. I wanna speak to your manager.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Mar 27, 2020 19:09
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- FutonForensic
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"Brothers, the Hour of Middioth is Nigh! Submit Yourself to Her Infinite Bosom, and be Crushed Midst Her Umbral Glands!"
"hear that bubba. we gon get titterfucked by a giant spacelady."
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Mar 27, 2020 19:36
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- Yinlock
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*as the infernal mad chanting grows to a feverish pitch* UH EXCUSE ME! *chanting dies down* yeah sorry I think i'm lost *waves pocket bible* which page are we on
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Mar 29, 2020 01:29
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- shame on an IGA
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wasn't this, like, the futurama series finale
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Mar 29, 2020 16:35
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- Yinlock
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wasn't this, like, the futurama series finale
you could argue it's futurama in general
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Mar 30, 2020 04:44
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