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gary oldmans diary posted:this is an opportunity. when you wake up in the middle of the night you can slur "no. no. no i said no. i love my wife and would never betray her. even though she doesnt want me to get a motorcycle..." I'm seconding this one
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I stopped talking in my sleep when I started using a cpap machine because the mask doesn’t really allow me to open my mouth. A side effect of this is that when I’m having a nightmare and a knife-wielding zombie is menacing me I can’t scream, and I just impotently whisper for them to stay the gently caress away from me.
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gary oldmans diary posted:this is an opportunity. when you wake up in the middle of the night you can slur "no. no. no i said no. i love my wife and would never betray her. even though she doesnt want me to get a motorcycle..." 3rd
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Mar 26, 2020 03:32
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Lol y’all think she lets me sleep in that bedroom
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Mar 26, 2020 03:38
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Frank Frank posted:She hears the secrets that you keep
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Burt Sexual posted:Got this too I think I remember this guy from Star Wars. Are you always watching Star Wars before falling asleep? Is it the prequels? The sequels??
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Burt Sexual posted:Lol y’all think she lets me sleep in that bedroom I assumed you had a crate or a slightly-too-small for a human box she would stuff you in at night.
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Mar 26, 2020 19:52
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Or a wicker storage bin with a lid like a marital version of Basket Case
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Mar 26, 2020 20:14
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One of my exes used to sleep orgasm, and shout out random sexual things. This is actually what you're doing Burt... Isn't it.
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Mar 27, 2020 14:19
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:One of my exes used to sleep orgasm, and shout out random sexual things. This is actually what you're doing Burt... Isn't it. I wish
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:One time though she started muttering in her sleep and it woke me up and I was waiting to see if she'd say anything else and suddenly she shouted "just loving KILL IT!" in a panicked voice. She was dreaming about giant snakes. I guess you’re lucky to have such a small dick, then 
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