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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Obsidianheart posted:

TikTok thots

ok i have more questions

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

RepeatingMeme posted:

ok i have more questions

as is internet tradition, people use it to sell porn

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

every time I meet a grown rear end adult who is extremely clued in to what the 12 year olds are doing on the internet I know it's either a pedo or someone involved in viral marketing, so basically the same class of repulsive subhuman

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

d0s posted:

every time I meet a grown rear end adult who is extremely clued in to what the 12 year olds are doing on the internet I know it's either a pedo or someone involved in viral marketing, so basically the same class of repulsive subhuman

Keeping abreast of current technologies and/or platforms doesn't make you a "pedo".

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

tiktok is mentioned in general communications and technology news sites all the time, definitely a very goonish thing to say

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Isn't "byte" the new Vine? :confused:

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

there's a difference between knowing what tiktok is (chinese malware, duh) and knowing all the memes and catchphrases like you've spent hours combing through it or whatever other site the kids are using to get away from your old rear end

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

The_Continental posted:

Keeping abreast of current technologies and/or platforms doesn't make you a "pedo".

Hmm Star Trek, a show whose fans are famously mostly pedos, is also a show about the future and technology

Makes you think

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

The_Continental posted:

Keeping abreast of current technologies and/or platforms doesn't make you a "pedo".

I dunno man. That sounds exactly like why some pedo would say

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

The other day my young nephew was singing "Ocean Man" by Ween and I used to take hardcore bong rips to that song. I was like "Woah dude you're into Ween?!" and he was just like "No, its from a meme".



ooooOOOOcean man!

d0s posted:

there's a difference between knowing what tiktok is (chinese malware, duh) and knowing all the memes and catchphrases like you've spent hours combing through it or whatever other site the kids are using to get away from your old rear end

I'll aim for somewhere in the middle, just like I've done my whole life. Hope that's okay.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Skeleton Ape posted:

It's a vine except no one is entirely sure where it came from and is made of Chinese malware

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

It's where Australian 18 year olds dance naked to boost their self esteem.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

The_Continental posted:

The other day my young nephew was singing "Ocean Man" by Ween and I used to take hardcore bong rips to that song. I was like "Woah dude you're into Ween?!" and he was just like "No, its from a meme".

That song was used as the end credit lyrics for the Spongebob movie

edit: I mean "song", not "lyrics"

Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Mar 26, 2020

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's the new thing for olds to get mad about. You're not an old are you?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Devils Affricate posted:

That song was used as the end credit lyrics for the Spongebob movie

Well, my nephew is a known liar.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

I downloaded tik tok thanks to this thread.

Booted up and it was Kevin hart yelling do I have time to do a Tim tok ??? I guess TikTok is ok

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

HAM ON THE BONE posted:

so many goons are curmudgeonly about tiktok, but honestly there’s a huge overlap between zoomer humor and goon humor. a lot of “lol nothin matters”. all the good original content comes from tiktok now before it trickles into the rest of the internet. goons are kind of like an alpha version of gen z, and y’all need to adapt or become (more) obsolete

Goons will never be obsolete. They existed before the vines and will exist after the Tiktok. Youtube will be nothing but clips of nite show monologues. Facebook will splinter into discord chats and the chats will splinter into the new nations that will fly their planes into each other. Phones will be implanted into the fat of our asses and only our most meme-able posts will copied-pasted like biblical verses by our disowned heretical probationed children on what ever replaces reddit and twitter. Goons are eternal.

mazzi Chart Czar fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Mar 26, 2020

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Tik tok is an app where you can hear the synthy “its corona time” song a hundred times in an hour.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
there always has to be that one app/site for all the lovely people

They come and go and right now its tiktok.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0jbdBS9KNw

Here is a good compilation of some tik tok winners

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
it's vine but the chinese government gets access to your phone

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


The_Continental posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0jbdBS9KNw

Here is a good compilation of some tik tok winners

I watched all the tik toks, skipping the commentary, and not ONE of them was dancing or lip-syncing!

I think i need someone to back this up and break it down for me again because now I'm confused

What is a tiktok thot and how do they play into all of this, are they part of the Chinese data theft scheme?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

RepeatingMeme posted:

I watched all the tik toks, skipping the commentary, and not ONE of them was dancing or lip-syncing!

I think i need someone to back this up and break it down for me again because now I'm confused

What is a tiktok thot and how do they play into all of this, are they part of the Chinese data theft scheme?

not sure if this is from tiktok but it should give you an idea of the best kind of this poo poo out there OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z39gYYKkRlk

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

RepeatingMeme posted:

I watched all the tik toks, skipping the commentary, and not ONE of them was dancing or lip-syncing!

I think i need someone to back this up and break it down for me again because now I'm confused

What is a tiktok thot and how do they play into all of this, are they part of the Chinese data theft scheme?

Those who are not dancing and lip-syncing will lose social credit.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Devils Affricate posted:

not sure if this is from tiktok but it should give you an idea of the best kind of this poo poo out there OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z39gYYKkRlk

kinda funny but it's not the insecure australian teens i was promised

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Bree Louise was the person I was referring to, but I'm not hot-linking to pornhub.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Sometimes I watch tik toks on Instagram because I am out of touch and let me tell you, like 99% are tremendously unfunny



























OK BOOMER

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

Sometimes I watch tik toks on Instagram because I am out of touch and let me tell you, like 99% are tremendously unfunny



























OK BOOMER

Wait hold on, i thought tiktoks were its own thing. theyre on IG too???

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Devils Affricate posted:

not sure if this is from tiktok but it should give you an idea of the best kind of this poo poo out there OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z39gYYKkRlk

This is an example of the “best kind of this poo poo”?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

RepeatingMeme posted:

Wait hold on, i thought tiktoks were its own thing. theyre on IG too???

Yeah people upload them separately to IG kinda like how you can find tweets on IG

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

Yeah people upload them separately to IG kinda like how you can find tweets on IG

the gently caress is uploading

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


appropriatemetaphor posted:

the gently caress is uploading

These drat kids and their new sex words

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

hold on baby i'm just about to upload! TOK TOK TIK TOK!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


1redflag posted:

This is an example of the “best kind of this poo poo”?

It's like fark in 2001

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

1redflag posted:

This is an example of the “best kind of this poo poo”?

I'm afraid so

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

appropriatemetaphor posted:

the gently caress is uploading

I already stated that I was out of touch you insensitive rear end in a top hat

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