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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Voted 5

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
No other takers?

Lean Six Ligma
Nov 26, 2005

Dirty Fuckin' Dangles, Boys
Hey Rebecca, I hosed YOUR DAD

That's right Rebecca, I'm your dad now
and your dad's your mom
Boipussy so fine, beatin his walls
hope you enjoy the divorce

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

:tipshat:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Yo.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019


classic

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
These are all really good OP

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pixelated posted:

Hey Rebecca, I hosed YOUR DAD

That's right Rebecca, I'm your dad now
and your dad's your mom
Boipussy so fine, beatin his walls
hope you enjoy the divorce

:dance:https://soundcloud.com/user-594529320/sweet-rebecca:dance:

Nooner posted:

These are all really good OP

Thanks. For some reason this is turning into quite the fun little passion project. Who knew?

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

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FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK!!!!

gently caress
gently caress
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gently caress

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gently caress

Lean Six Ligma
Nov 26, 2005

Dirty Fuckin' Dangles, Boys

This is better than I could have ever imagined, thank you

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pixelated posted:

This is better than I could have ever imagined, thank you

Thanks! Definitely one of my favs from the thread.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
a chicken and a dinosaur, washin their hands
a chicken and a dinosaur, clankin' pots and pans
they make some spaghetti
they make some garlic bread
they bring ronald reagan back from the dead!!

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

more music! :P

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

My Shoes posted:

AaAAAaAaUUuUUUuuuuuUuUUUUgGGGGGGgggGGGGGHHHHHHhhHhhhhhhhhhhh!!



FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK!!!!

gently caress
gently caress
gently caress
gently caress

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress



gently caress

https://soundcloud.com/user-594529320/gently caress

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019


right on :)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

20 Blunts posted:

a chicken and a dinosaur, washin their hands
a chicken and a dinosaur, clankin' pots and pans
they make some spaghetti
they make some garlic bread
they bring ronald reagan back from the dead!!

https://soundcloud.com/user-594529320/ronny

Lean Six Ligma
Nov 26, 2005

Dirty Fuckin' Dangles, Boys
I swear to god, Ben if you touch my fruit salad
I will irradiate your soul with power of a thousand Hiroshimas
Everything in there's clearly labeled, do not test me
DO NOT TEST ME, BEN

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pixelated posted:

I swear to god, Ben if you touch my fruit salad
I will irradiate your soul with power of a thousand Hiroshimas
Everything in there's clearly labeled, do not test me
DO NOT TEST ME, BEN

https://soundcloud.com/user-594529320/ben

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006
throw your dick out
this isn't a metaphor
or social commentary
get out your fiskers
cut through the corpus cavernosum
sever the spungiosum
cut your dick off
and throw it in the trash

Lean Six Ligma
Nov 26, 2005

Dirty Fuckin' Dangles, Boys

:perfect:

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Do an excerpt from stimpire.txt, this or another:

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Do an excerpt from stimpire.txt, this or another:

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

No being lazy. Now you have to write me two songs. :hai:


Starting back up tomorrow!

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Literally A Person posted:

No being lazy. Now you have to write me two songs. :hai:


Alright fiiine

1.
The Fourth Stimpire domination,
Of Stimsis starzone. Amalgamation.

The worst kind of electricity,
Tripling. With no sedation.

No sexual stimulation,
Only razorblades for compensation.

The eternators for maximum insanity,
Causing your subjugation.


2.
My casket slips into the underground,
So why is there a honking sound?

Cirque-du-soleil must be in town
For this juggling bear is brown!

Circus bear at my funeral affair,
Bicycle-riding wildlife.
Circus bear at my funeral affair,
You bring me from the afterlife.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

MSPain posted:

throw your dick out
this isn't a metaphor
or social commentary
get out your fiskers
cut through the corpus cavernosum
sever the spungiosum
cut your dick off
and throw it in the trash

:flaccid:https://soundcloud.com/user-594529320/the-one-about-dicks:flaccid:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

2.
My casket slips into the underground,
So why is there a honking sound?

Cirque-du-soleil must be in town
For this juggling bear is brown!

Circus bear at my funeral affair,
Bicycle-riding wildlife.
Circus bear at my funeral affair,
You bring me from the afterlife.

I chose #2.

:tbear:https://soundcloud.com/user-594529320/circus-bear:tbear:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Anyone else?

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

jack daniels if you please
knock me to my knees
i just saw the news
globally we lose
thats what i have gleaned

jack daniels if you please
knock me to my knees
i just wanna drink
cuz life alone stinks
since ive quarantined













(this is country ok???)

Vilgefartz
Apr 29, 2013

Good ideas 4 free
Fun Shoe
Suck me off mathematics
And suck me off Euclid
I want a time machine
to punch you in the face

Why did you write a theory
So drat obtuse
It's like a loving allegory
I need to pass this stupid unit

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

My Shoes posted:

jack daniels if you please
knock me to my knees
i just saw the news
globally we lose
thats what i have gleaned

jack daniels if you please
knock me to my knees
i just wanna drink
cuz life alone stinks
since ive quarantined













(this is country ok???)

ok.

:clint:https://soundcloud.com/user-594529320/gentleman-jack:clint:

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019


:golfclap:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Vilgefartz posted:

Suck me off mathematics
And suck me off Euclid
I want a time machine
to punch you in the face

Why did you write a theory
So drat obtuse
It's like a loving allegory
I need to pass this stupid unit

:eng101:https://soundcloud.com/user-594529320/allegory:eng101:

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I really hate video game admins
Owning a server dosn't make you cool
when you need to use video games to make yourself feel powerful
everyone can tell that you're a loving tool.

everyone really hates forum moderators
sucking up to the host just makes you a parasite
the catharsis that you feel being a piece of poo poo to strangers
won't make anyone you know think that you're allllriiiiight.

nobody likes a power tripping authority
in real life... or online
You should treat people like people
and everything will work out fine

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

World War Mammories posted:

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:gizz:https://soundcloud.com/user-594529320/the-other-one-about-dicks:gizz:

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