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My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Universe Master posted:

We could just break quarantine and gently caress a person

We're all bug chasers now

i already did that.


:lrpage2: :lrpage2: :lrpage2: :lrpage2:

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Why do people cum inside their socks. That poo poo is gross, why not just use tissues or something that you can just throw out

hang on, I'm supposed to be throwing those out?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Why do people cum inside their socks. That poo poo is gross, why not just use tissues or something that you can just throw out

wow someone's not doing their part against global warming

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

free hubcaps posted:

seems like ladies have more options for fuckable household objects, this isnt fair

open your mind


and your butt

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

My Shoes posted:

you can still put things in your butt



E: I recently heard a story about a dude that squirted a bunch of lotion into a ziplock bag, put the bag between his mattress and boxspring, and hosed that. I guess you can try that.

lol i did that like 17 years ago

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Maybe a jar of peanut butter, would that work? Probably have to warm it up so it's soft, I bet that would feel good.

drat, now I'm all horned up, BRB.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Big Beef City posted:

hang on, I'm supposed to be throwing those out?

Only when they're full.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
OP, country girls make do.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Why do people cum inside their socks. That poo poo is gross, why not just use tissues or something that you can just throw out

I'm not supposed to throw away my socks?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wifi Toilet posted:

Maybe a jar of peanut butter, would that work? Probably have to warm it up so it's soft, I bet that would feel good.

I dunno, regardless of where it's going, a whole jar of peanut butter seems p girthy. My hat's off to you!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The coffee machine

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Colonel Cancer posted:

The coffee machine

how is that supposed to work?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Cosmic Thing posted:

how is that supposed to work?

I guess we'll just have to find out :wmwink:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cosmic Thing posted:

how is that supposed to work?

Not as well after you're done loving it if you do it right.

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Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You guys should bake a casserole............

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