The music genre that the Star Wars Cantina Song falls into is called Jizz

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Macnult

another hard days work is done on the desert planet of tatooine. i retire to my quarters, sit back, and let the jizz flow through my ears

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:11

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:16

nut

1 minute man? that�s pretty quick, but I can jizz in 3/4 the time

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:15

Twenty Four

Macnult posted:

Jizz is also the name of the instrument that the genre is centered around.

Here's a dude shredding some serious Jizz:

So the instrument is also called a Jizz? And it is a wind instrument?

Trying to explain to your parents that, as a career, you want to be a "jizz blower".

And you thought aspirational guitar players had it hard.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

don't forget to clean the spit valve before playing at the jizz recital, honey!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:27

nut

Twenty Four posted:

So the instrument is also called a Jizz? And it is a wind instrument?

Trying to explain to your parents that, as a career, you want to be a "jizz blower".

And you thought aspirational guitar players had it hard.

alien bullies in high school: hey nerd, why don�t you go suck jizz

me to my friends hours later: ...and he didn�t even know that you BLOW jizz!

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:29

Twenty Four

Heather Papps posted:

don't forget to clean the spit valve before playing at the jizz recital, honey!

nut posted:

alien bullies in high school: hey nerd, why don’t you go suck jizz

me to my friends hours later: ...and he didn’t even know that you BLOW jizz!

lmao

# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:06

FutonForensic

What's the matter with the jizz I'm playin'?
Don't you know what that name implies?
Maybe I should blast some jizz in public
Jesus christ, do you believe this guy?
I got real tired of my old guitar strumming
My new stuff is hot and you best believe it's coming
Everybody's talkin' 'bout my sweet jizz
Funny, but they won't stop gigglin' at me

# ? Mar 31, 2020 19:32

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The average jizz is a baritone? I thought it was an alto. This is very unsettling.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 19:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

lemme clear my throat, so that the jizz may be pure

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 31, 2020 19:51

okiedoke: I am the Doke to the Okie

Let me clear my throat
Kick it over here baby pop
And let all the fly orbs
Feel the jizz
Hmm, drop

okiedoke fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Mar 31, 2020

# ? Mar 31, 2020 21:18

wearing a lampshade

nut posted:

Louis Armstrong? yeah I bet it is

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:08

Escape From Noise

The jizz whaler takes center stage. The spotlight hits him and he starts in on a mind-blowing jizz solo. The crowd sits there, agape for several seconds before an enthusiastic audience member starts shouting in encouragement, "Blow jizz daddy! BLOW!" and the crowd erupts into boisterous shouts and applause.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:32

google THIS

After a jizz performance, instead of applause, it's polite to show your appreciation by fapping.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 04:50

Escape From Noise

Dixieland and hot jizz are two names for the same genre

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Jizz whaler gonna fill his hold with sperm

# ? Apr 1, 2020 06:27

Escape From Noise

Born on Tattoine, raised in a cave. Whalin' and jizzin' is all that I crave.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:20

Escape From Noise

The phrase said by Al Jolson [in The Jizz Singer], "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!" was voted as the 71st best quote by the American Film Institute.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 09:54

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

nut posted:

learning there�s a big diff between the jizz you get on the offbeat and the jizz you get on the beatoff

# ? Apr 1, 2020 19:11

Escape From Noise

Macnult posted:

Jizz's Brew

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Apr 26, 2022 15:28

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Jizz is about the loads you DON'T play

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Apr 26, 2022 15:34

google THIS

Why am I playing straight eighths? Buddy does this look like it's ready to swing?

# ? Apr 26, 2022 15:56

biosterous

How Wonderful! posted:

Jizz is about the loads you DON'T play

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
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he/him

# ? Apr 26, 2022 22:19

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Busta Nova

# ? Apr 26, 2022 22:38

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

nut posted:

Louis Armstrong? yeah I bet it is

# ? Apr 26, 2022 22:55

Ass-penny

Jizz hands.

That's all I got :shrug:

# ? Apr 27, 2022 18:26

Ass-penny

Rated 5 tho, y'all have a lot of good jokes

# ? Apr 27, 2022 18:27

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Fingrin' D'an and the Supple Throats

# ? Apr 29, 2022 14:05

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Some Kind of Blue Balls

# ? May 20, 2022 01:22

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

why are the pages on this sheet music book stuck together

# ? May 20, 2022 10:20

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

nothing worse than having to sit through a high school jizz ensemble performance

Gru� vom Krampus

:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

# ? May 20, 2022 13:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Original jizz songs are good, but taking a pop standard and adding jizz feels lazy and uncreative. I just don't like jizz covers.

# ? May 20, 2022 13:55

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Music historians say that ragtime preceded jizz but in my experience ragtime usually happens afterwards

# ? May 20, 2022 14:55

Escape From Noise

Relaxing with a little jizz-spunk.

# ? May 20, 2022 14:58

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Music historians say that ragtime preceded jizz but in my experience ragtime usually happens afterwards

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# ? May 22, 2022 17:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

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Music historians say that ragtime preceded jizz but in my experience ragtime usually happens afterwards

# ? May 22, 2022 17:48

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

google THIS posted:

Music historians say that ragtime preceded jizz but in my experience ragtime usually happens afterwards

# ? May 22, 2022 18:29

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