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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

*starts a thread called "Flaming Paper Bag" and when you click on it to put it out it's poo

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Open DPPH

Ban everyone who looks in it.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Redirecting the "you made a post!" Page to goatse

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

GAS FORUMS, BAN ALL USERS

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK
Have the GBS Chud posters become CSPAM mods for the day. Gbs gets rid of morons for a few hours and CSPAM becomes an empty wasteland of 6 hour probes saving lots of bandwidth. Then depending on what said Chuds do and say that day April 2 can be a day both GBS and CSPAM rejoice.

Also it might help some of the Turbo Lefties get a sense of humor and stop being smug psychos. (I would hope but hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.)

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I would've just brought back the floating head of Carol Channing.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

when you make a new thread it shows up in a random forum

when you hit reply it shows up in a random thread

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Inept posted:

when you make a new thread it shows up in a random forum

when you hit reply it shows up in a random thread

This would actually be fun to read.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Inept posted:

when you make a new thread it shows up in a random forum

when you hit reply it shows up in a random thread

And nothing of value was lost

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Every other thread being posted has a banme tag, and the other half have the op replaced by goatman

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The new announcement makes this even more sad and weak

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Make literally everyone a mod for 5 random minutes once a week

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Inept posted:

when you make a new thread it shows up in a random forum

when you hit reply it shows up in a random thread

How is this different than how things are running currently?

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

bradzilla posted:

The new announcement makes this even more sad and weak

two months lmao

Persiflagist
Mar 7, 2013
goatse

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Replace every ' on the forum with `

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
*urbans nooner*

*rebans threeolive*

*probes self*

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
voting on posts à la reddit

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Puts googly eyes on all the avatars

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Close PYF..

Also it's not a prank, just move alll the threads to gbs and close it permanently

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

Use an ongoing court case that you still don't know the details of involving a woman and a child as basis for the worlds flattest joke

Delete fyad

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
there's no need to delete or close fyad. just make postcount increment normally in there and it will be drained of its corrupting essence

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

make all fyad posters just feel really bad about posting there imo

Don't ban them or anything, just...really make 'em think twice about it, you know?

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

bradzilla posted:

The new announcement makes this even more sad and weak

The best forums april fools jokes are the ones where all the funny stuff happens off the forums

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

not sure i'm comfortable pretending to be a mod, OP, even in jest

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
all posters are now infected forums cancer

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Post a stickied post about how one moderator has switched from the John Locke school of political philosophy to the John Stuart Mill school, but don't tell the forums who it was.

It'll have goons speculating and guessing for WEEKS!

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

not sure i'm comfortable pretending to be a mod, OP, even in jest

What's wrong with pretending to be a pedophile?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

They say you are what you pretend to be...

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Okay so you get two pigs and paint a 1 on the first and a 3 on the second and release them into the forums...

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

is the embarrassing sticky thread going to stop being stickied at any point?

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Oscar Wild posted:

Open DPPH

Ban everyone who looks in it.

Unironically open up DPPH but have no rules (besides the standard dont be a racist,sexist etc) thread but only ban people who post porn there.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

is the embarrassing sticky thread going to stop being stickied at any point?

maybe sticky threads should be disabled so this can't happen again

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Schweinhund posted:

maybe sticky threads should be disabled so this can't happen again

e- Oh.. the announcement

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I like the DPPH suggestion but definitely make it so that goons don't want to post pics of their feet there if they don't want to I mean. Like maybe don't ban them for it, just scold them and shame them for it and really tell them how bad they've been for posting what normally would be just great, healthy and perfectly fine pictures of their feet in every day poses, you know?

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